I wish. It was like a internet relationship before hand that I took to seriously, due to me being a very bored fifteen year old. Afterwards I got home and he told me he never wanted to speak to me again. I was used for sex? Never xDTrivun said:
What is the most outrageously stupid thing you've ever done?
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Allow me to list, in no particular order, my many f**k-witted escapades:
1. Tumbling down a flight of stairs at age three.
2. Tumbling down a cement incline that very same day.
3. Riding down that same steep cement incline on a bike seven years later and forcefully removing my upper front teeth.
4. Broke the school bully's nose for dropping me an 'n-bomb'.
5. Logging onto The Escapist that fateful day long ago...I haven't been able to stop...I can't...I'm under the spell...RUN! IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME BUT YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF!
1. Tumbling down a flight of stairs at age three.
2. Tumbling down a cement incline that very same day.
3. Riding down that same steep cement incline on a bike seven years later and forcefully removing my upper front teeth.
4. Broke the school bully's nose for dropping me an 'n-bomb'.
5. Logging onto The Escapist that fateful day long ago...I haven't been able to stop...I can't...I'm under the spell...RUN! IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME BUT YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF!
this happened today
we were playing baseball at school, and i was wearing some pretty tight pants. as i was jumping for the ball, i landed with spread legs and my pants teared up at my arse. luckely, i had wrapped my sweater around my hips, so it covered the hole. damm it, it was my favorite pants.
we were playing baseball at school, and i was wearing some pretty tight pants. as i was jumping for the ball, i landed with spread legs and my pants teared up at my arse. luckely, i had wrapped my sweater around my hips, so it covered the hole. damm it, it was my favorite pants.
Yeah, I remember the event making me grow up significantly afterwards. I won't be doing the samne thing again.Trivun said:
Fair enough. I remember a ouple of years ago, I think I was sixteen at the time, met this girl about two years younger than me on holiday, she lives in Scotland and I live a bit further south than that. Anyway, we started a long distance relationship, phoning and texting each other every day, and we're still friends now, but not together anymore. I'm at university now and invited her and her brother down for the weekend and my brother was coming too. Last minute, she drops out. Turns out her parents didn't want her to come down to Leeds to visit, I kind of get the feeling they didn't trust me even though her brother and mine would both be there too :sshophius said:
I'm sure you're a nice guy and that it wasn't personal. To be honest even if you were the nicest guy in the world, if I were a parent I'd be a little wary. It's a shame though.Trivun said:
When i was 12 and my brother was 8 we sword fought with real daggers and the game had to end when he sort of cut my arm, fun but dangerous.
Surfing on the roof of a Dodge Caravan going 60mph... Fun, yes... Stupid, hell yes. That or riding an intertube down a waterfall. I was only 14 then and thought it would be fun. Luckily I didn't wipeout, because if I had, the head on rock interaction probably would have prevented me from doing any other stupid thing... like talking or breathing unassisted or pooping on my own and not in a bag.
Had a BB gun fight wearing shorts and a t-shirt, bloody hurt. Also in a similar situation just after I said something like "his is awesome" I stood on a plastic chair and fell through it and cut my leg pretty bad. To my friends credit he did ask "is the chair OK".
If it makes you feel better, a friend of mine managed to lock himself in his car, lose his keys, then spend an hour looking for them. In the car. Yes, he was drunk.Jumping_Over_Fences said:
three things spring to mind:
1) on holiday in majorca, I managed to follow my sister down a water slide mere seconds after her, and foot planted at the base of her spine. She was in a wheelchair for a week or two, but is fine now (seriously, never again)
2) cycling down a ridonkulously steep hill at speed, forgetting there was a 90 degree turn at the bottom... I ended up hitting a patch of loose shale, so my brakes didn't work, and hit a rockery wall at 40mph. The day before my GCSEs. I've still never broken a bone but I had pretty savage concussion.
3) telling her I loved her, I almost believed it myself :S
1) on holiday in majorca, I managed to follow my sister down a water slide mere seconds after her, and foot planted at the base of her spine. She was in a wheelchair for a week or two, but is fine now (seriously, never again)
2) cycling down a ridonkulously steep hill at speed, forgetting there was a 90 degree turn at the bottom... I ended up hitting a patch of loose shale, so my brakes didn't work, and hit a rockery wall at 40mph. The day before my GCSEs. I've still never broken a bone but I had pretty savage concussion.
3) telling her I loved her, I almost believed it myself :S
Snowboarding down a flight of concrete steps has got to be at least close to the stupidest thing I've ever done.
Threw some Cesium in to concentrated Hydrofluoric acid at school when the teacher was off and someone else left his "special" cabinet unlocked.
There was a small whole in the playground after wards and a dust cloud that looked like my body
There was a small whole in the playground after wards and a dust cloud that looked like my body