Alright well here in Canada, we have Tim Hortons. Everywhere, there is literally one every five minutes along most roads. Now when you buy coffe there, they have a contest where you roll up the rim of your cup to see if you've won. Because so many god damn people buy coffe, there are a lot of rims to be rolled. Somone had the idea to make a "rim roller" it's this little thing with blades on the sides that bassically cuts the rim and pulls it up for you. Now this thing costs more than the coffe itself. Does anyone see the irony in this?