What is the most random thing anyone has said to you?

[Romidude]

My sister has called me a "Retarded Penis".

 

[RandallJohn]

"Dude, your arms are awesome."

 

[Sacman]

"If you die I'LL KILL YOU!"

?.?
but people die if they are killed...

 

[Creator002]

Wasn't to me, but I was riding on the train a few months ago and this woman said to her child "Eat your sandwich, c*nt".
Funniest (and most random) thing I'd heard in ages.

 

[Wardnath]

This was from me:

"I heard that if you commit suicide, you die."

And my brother's like "wat?" while laughing his ass off.

 

[Dark Knifer]

One I heard was

"So you admit to eating the penis".

That was a weird conversation.

 

[chainer1216]

My boyfriend gets creative with his cursing while driving or playing his games.

"Fuck my tits!" and "Shit my ass!"

It makes me giggle, while simultaneously bringing up disturbing images.

your boyfriend sounds alot like me... i have in fact said "fuck my tits!" in anger before.

OT: i think the most random thing ever said to me was "hey, do you nail bunnies to trees?" someone asked me that during gym class in high school.

yeah, I'm gonna let that one sink right in.