What is the most rediculous thing someone has said to you as a matter of fact about a video game...

Recommended Videos

peterwolfe

New member
Aug 2, 2008
349
0
0
jamesc said:
peterwolfe said:
jamesc said:
peterwolfe said:
"The boy is named Zelda."
"GTA San Andreas is the best game of all time."
"Mirror's Edge kicked ass!"
"Xbox 360 is the name of the third console they're making."
"Zelda's gonna be in a movie." (remember that ign April Fool's joke?)
Cause' those two tottaly aren't opinions and subjective to the people who said them. And Mirrors Edge did kick ass.
I saw no bruises.
But... EA said they did beat the shit out of everyone who played it... So none of you... Aw, goddamnit!
And those are opinions, yes, but people still presented them as facts.
 

thom_cat_

New member
Nov 30, 2008
1,286
0
0
WeedWorm said:
So? Its still a fucking awesome game without being able to do that.
I know it is but people have to face up to the fact that when the SDK come out the xbox360 version of L4D will be 10 times crappier compared to the PC version.
 

Raven28256

New member
Sep 18, 2008
340
0
0
"Call of Duty 6 is going to suck...Everyone in the freaking world is going to buy it, and it will be super-laggy because of it. Call of Duty 4 was like, the best selling game of all time."

...Where to even start? Firstly, Call of Duty 4 was pretty smooth with minimal lag and I bought it on the first day. I think it is fair to assume that Call of Duty 6 will be just fine. Secondly...Call of Duty 4 is HARDLY the best selling game of all time. It only broke like seven million, and that is only because they made it for almost everything. Call of Duty 4 on the 360 only sold about four million. It was certainly the best selling game in 2007, and one of the best selling games on current gen systems, but best selling game of all time? It wouldn't even make the Top 50 list...Unless of course the list includes only games from current gen systems.

"IT IS A DEMO!!"

I HATE people who use this excuse when someone has complaints about a game based on the demo. Yes, it is just a demo, but it is an accurate depiction of what the final game will be like. That is the cocking POINT of a demo! To give you a taste of what the game is like so you can decide if you want it or not. I have never, EVER seen a demo that is drastically different from the full game. The only difference is that the full game has much, much more content.

Every fucking time I see someone complain about a game based on the demo because of clunky controls, horrible HUD/UI design, icky gameplay mechanics, and similar such legitimate gripes there are always at least 50 people saying "IT IS JUST THE DEMO!!!" Really? Do you honestly, truthfully think that the full game will be completely different? If this was the case then demos wouldn't exist or have any point, because playing the demo to see how much you will like the full game would be about as helpful as asking the average cheerleader to help you figure out where the Togolese Republic is on a map of North America.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not one to say a game completely sucks based on the demo alone...Even though there are a lot of games I knew would suck after playing the demo. Merely, I'm saying that if the controls, gameplay mechanics, graphics, sound effects, and/or HUD/UI design are terrible in the demo, they will be just as terrible in the full game. After all, most demos are released soon before or soon after a game goes gold.

It isn't a gaming one, but a similar thing I found to be hilarious. Me and a friend were on the bus (Not a school bus) and these two really young kids were sitting behind us talking about Star Wars. Episode III was a few weeks away and they were discussing the prequels. One of them said "Yeah, I can't wait to see Anakin kick this Darth Vader dude's ass! He looks like such a pussy, I bet he is no match for Anakin!" My friend turned around and said "how old are you kids?" They were like ten and eleven. My friend said "Ah...too young to have seen the 'real' Star Wars trilogy...Okay, I'll let your ignorance slide...This time." The kids just stared at us as we laughed. To this day I still wish I was there to see their faces when they went to see Episode III...
 

irrelevantnugget

New member
Mar 25, 2008
807
0
0
Well, there was this Dutch magazine, who bashed Metal Gear Solid 2 because you had to play with Raiden. (they gave it 82/100 still, but...) Their main gripe with the game was that 'Snake dies'.

Yep. They ranted on about how Snake dies in the game, and how you get to play with a dumb character instead. Their reviews are pretty much worthless, really. it hasn't gotten better over the past few years.
 
Nov 28, 2007
10,686
0
0
"Master Chief could totally beat Samus in a fight! She wouldn't even stand a chance."-Said by a friend who I stopped discussing videogames with soon after
 

Kamelmann

New member
Nov 26, 2008
39
0
0
"Hang on a minute here.. arent video games supposed to be on videos not cds?"

..

Yay technophobe parents.. wooo.. ¬___¬ *rage*
 

The_Prophet

New member
Sep 3, 2008
1,494
0
0
The only thing that bothers me about Turok is that when you push the mouse up the aiming thingey goes down - A friend not even realising that it can be undone with a few simple clicks. My response to this was..... well I made a face like this -_-

Can be described as a facepalm
 

Ryuuzoji

New member
Jan 28, 2009
38
0
0
"An Xbox360 has better unique games than PS3."

Almost every playworthy Xbox360 game is released on computer since microsoft owns both....... Go for PS3. Resistance is far better than any FPS game microsoft will ever make, and God of War pwns any other fantasy, adventure and RPG games.
 

Geo Da Sponge

New member
May 14, 2008
2,611
0
0
Hey! I've got one!

Ryuuzoji said:
Go for PS3. Resistance is far better than any FPS game microsoft will ever make, and God of War pwns any other fantasy, adventure and RPG games.
There it is.
 

videot76

New member
Aug 20, 2008
295
0
0
TundraWolf said:
zee666 said:
'FF8 is the best FF' -Twatty McTwattyson!
To be honest, I actually enjoyed FF8 way more than most of the others, especially FF7, which is pretty much everybody's favorite. Yes, I realize I may be the only person who thinks this on the face of the planet, but it's still true.
Hey, so did I! Then again, I haven't played any since. :)

Here's another quote: "You can import your Baldur's Gate 2 character into Neverwinter Nights"
Cookies for all who remember why this is particularly hilarious...:)
 

D_987

New member
Jun 15, 2008
4,839
0
0
A PS3 fanboy told me a PS3 could run Crysis on High detail, and that the PS3 is superior to PC...seriously...
 

D_987

New member
Jun 15, 2008
4,839
0
0
Ryuuzoji said:
Almost every playworthy Xbox360 game is released on computer since microsoft owns both....... Go for PS3. Resistance is far better than any FPS game microsoft will ever make, and God of War pwns any other fantasy, adventure and RPG games.
Someone just told me this, I think it might have replaced my most ridiculous thing ever....
 

Bowstring

New member
May 30, 2008
286
0
0
D_987 said:
Ryuuzoji said:
Almost every playworthy Xbox360 game is released on computer since microsoft owns both....... Go for PS3. Resistance is far better than any FPS game microsoft will ever make, and God of War pwns any other fantasy, adventure and RPG games.
Someone just told me this, I think it might have replaced my most ridiculous thing ever....
Yeah, funny that; I just overheard some idiot saying the very same thing. Small world.
 

neoman10

Big Brother
Sep 23, 2008
1,199
0
0
Ryuuzoji said:
"An Xbox360 has better unique games than PS3."

Almost every playworthy Xbox360 game is released on computer since microsoft owns both....... Go for PS3. Resistance is far better than any FPS game microsoft will ever make, and God of War pwns any other fantasy, adventure and RPG games.
gah! fanboyitis,

but seriously respect other peoples opinions. I got both 360 and PS3 and in my opinion, 360 is better
 

akwardwhistle

New member
Jan 28, 2009
80
0
0
"So, how are you destroying the world in this game?" "It's Animal Crossing dad, you can't destroy the world." "Oh...do you deal drugs instead?"

"That Samus, he is so hot! What does he look like without the suit?"- sister said that one.
 

willard3

New member
Aug 19, 2008
1,042
0
0
After seeing all the "press this to capture pokemon easier" posts, I was inevitably drawn to this comic: