What is the most ridiculous thing someone has said to you as a matter of fact about anything...

[mattttherman3]

that you knew to be false? BESIDES ANYTHING RELATING TO VIDEO GAMES!!!

My parents: "santa clause is real". If you didn't already know that this is false, sorry to burst your bubble.

"Everything in the bible is 100% matter of fact"-religious nut

Your turn(s)

Edit: Stay away from global warming and creation

 

[PuckFuppet]

"Don't you know, you can divide by zero if you have like a really powerful computer!"

O rly?

 

[tijuanatim]

Spiderman 3 was AWESOME!- My Nephew.

Twilight is the best book series since Harry Potter.- CoWorker, I try not to speak to her much anymore...

But My Personal favorite:
'I am the voice of this generation'- Kanye West
NO You are the voice of your own fucking ego, which I will admit is the size of this generation, but you are not even in the running!

 

[Compatriot Block]

"Your opinion is wrong, mine is better. Get over it, you're being stupid."

My (former) friend.

 

[Horned Rat]

"I'm not going to dye my hair because I don't want my baby to have streaked hair." - Pregnant lady at my old work who no amount mentioning genetics would convince her otherwise.

 

[Sewblon]

"Interracial breeding messes up the child's jaw." an orthodontic technician said it while she was poking around in my mouth so I could not respond.

 

[reaper_2k9]

that you knew to be false? BESIDES ANYTHING RELATING TO VIDEO GAMES!!!

My parents: "santa clause is real". If you didn't already know that this is false, sorry to burst your bubble.

"Everything in the bible is 100% matter of fact"-religious nut

Your turn(s)

This plus the tooth fairy.....oh and I was teeling a guy I used to work with about a dvd burner I had just put in my pc. It didn't have the driver disk with it and he told me "well you don't have your jumpers set right" I told him all I needed was the drivers from the site jumpers are becoming irrelevant.

 

[Compatriot Block]

Oooh, wait, I forgot a good one. During an appointment at the dentist, I got a lecture from the dentist's assistant about taking steps to keep my teeth straight through her mouthful of braces. She kept a straight face the whole time, I was impressed.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Jesus Loves you....
Bush is the best president ever....
Jonas Brothers Rock!....
Dinosuars never existed it is a conspiracy by scientists to hurt the true faith....
Global Warming will destroy the world....
Anything people say to try to convert you to whatever their religion might be....

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Oooh, wait, I forgot a good one. During an appointment at the dentist, I got a lecture from the dentist's assistant about taking steps to keep my teeth straight through her mouthful of braces. She kept a straight face the whole time, I was impressed.

You can't keep your teeth straight, they are or they aren't, but can be fixed.

 

[TheTygerfire]

"A mods job is to make the site fun, not look at people's posts"

Someone that in the same breath complimented me on how good of a job I was doing as a mod >___>

 

[Pseudonym2]

"Paper isn't biodegradable, but you know what is? Styrofoam !" Rush Limbaugh.

 

[Maggot666]

"Dinosaurs are real?"

Also

"Volcanoes are real?"

both quotes by the same girl in my friend's science class

 

[Graustein]

" is retarded and should die in a fire because what they like sucks."
I hear this one all the time. Nobody ever seems to understand what an opinion is, except when it relates directly to them.

Also everyone in this thread who uses "X is awesome" or "Y sucks" as their "most ridulous thing".

Now onto real ridiculous things:
"I swear It's true! T-R-O-O!"
"...How do you spell True?"
"T-R-O-O, why?"
"Wanna bet 5 Euro?" (This being on a school trip to Belgium)
"Yes"
Please note that the person initiating the bet (not the one mispelling "True") was our teacher and trip coordinator. I was involved in the conversation (which has not been reproduced verbatim), but not in the betting or mocking of the poor girl.
Another thing to note is that my school has an incredibly high academic standard. She's not stupid, or anything though, just illiterate.

 

[willard3]

Spiderman 3 was AWESOME!- My Nephew.

Twilight is the best book series since Harry Potter.- CoWorker, I try not to speak to her much anymore...

But My Personal favorite:
'I am the voice of this generation'- Kanye West
NO You are the voice of your own fucking ego, which I will admit is the size of this generation, but you are not even in the running!

The first two are opinions and irrelevant to the conversation.

The third is awesome. Thanks for sharing.

 

[Sayvara]

Hey, I'm debating nuclear power all the time these days. Where do you want me to start, becuase I get nothing but stupidity at every corner!

The number one would have to be this though: "Even if someone blows a bomb (the regular kind) as far out as the gates of a nuclear power plant we're all goners".

/S

 

[smudgey]

A few years back, i installed a DVD burner in my cousin's PC. Next time i went to his place, he was burning a cd on his ancient cd burner, and not the new DVD burner (which had about 4x the CD-R write speed). When i asked him why he wasn't using the DVD burner for it, he told me that DVD burners can't burn cds.....