?If you were black and gay, it?d be the worst thing in the world, wouldn?t it??
?Why would I read the Harry Potter books? They?ve already made them into films!?
?You?re insane if you don?t think Rihanna and Pixie Lott are hot.? ? My friend.
So I?m insane just because I?m not attracted to a bunch of stereotypically ?attractive? plastic whores without talent or personality, and I just happen to prefer average-looking girls? OK then.
?You know, Hitler had the right idea.? Another friend, when he was during his fascist Nazi-sympathizer phase. He then went on to make a bunch of excuses as to why Hitler did this and how it actually made sense, but it was all bullshit.
?My mum was going to let me take a day off school [for whatever reason, I?ve forgotten now], but decided not to, because she?s Christian.? My Atheist friend, who has a Christian mother. How does that make any sense?
?Why are you still playing your Game Boy? It?s old, look at the fucking graphics!?
?He?s never going to be able to emotionally connect with a girlfriend if he keeps watching hentai.? An acquaintance, on the subject of this other guy in our school who mentioned that he watches hentai.
