What is the most sexually explicit game you have ever played?

[somonels]

Polymorphous Perversity
So much desire to play, so little chance.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Wow, what was the absolute worst of the stupid porn games I've played? There has been many. All of them sucked so bad. I think I'll go with this one game where you're in some creepy mansion and are raped by plants, yourself, and a roasted pig. I suppose that bears mentioning.

And now im thinking about Bear porn. Thanks.
Not sure if thats actual Bears or Burly gay men.

OT: I got nothing. Puzzle Quest? Puzzle Quest.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Wow, what was the absolute worst of the stupid porn games I've played? There has been many. All of them sucked so bad. I think I'll go with this one game where you're in some creepy mansion and are raped by plants, yourself, and a roasted pig. I suppose that bears mentioning.

And now im thinking about Bear porn. Thanks.
Not sure if thats actual Bears or Burly gay men.

There were no bears in that game, but there have been bears in others, of both sorts of course. I really need something better to do with my alone time. Or a heightened sense of shame. Yeah, feeling shame for once would be nice.

 

[FilipJPhry]

Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno.

After a title like that I definitely had to give it a go.

Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno.

After a title like that I definitely had to give it a go.

I'm sorry, what?

Talk about your thread derails........

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Witcher 2, and the sex in it looked awkward and unintentionally hilarious just like in every other game.

Most cringe inducing sex scene has to be the one in Heavy Rain. Shudder.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Wow, what was the absolute worst of the stupid porn games I've played? There has been many. All of them sucked so bad. I think I'll go with this one game where you're in some creepy mansion and are raped by plants, yourself, and a roasted pig. I suppose that bears mentioning.

And now im thinking about Bear porn. Thanks.
Not sure if thats actual Bears or Burly gay men.

There were no bears in that game, but there have been bears in others, of both sorts of course. I really need something better to do with my alone time. Or a heightened sense of shame. Yeah, feeling shame for once would be nice.

Ah, Revnak, the man without shame glands. I feel you man. I used to be able to keep it at home due to the stationary nature of a computer. But with these new smartphones...you have no idea how awkward it is to be skimming bear porn while ordering a sandwich.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Wow, what was the absolute worst of the stupid porn games I've played? There has been many. All of them sucked so bad. I think I'll go with this one game where you're in some creepy mansion and are raped by plants, yourself, and a roasted pig. I suppose that bears mentioning.

And now im thinking about Bear porn. Thanks.
Not sure if thats actual Bears or Burly gay men.

There were no bears in that game, but there have been bears in others, of both sorts of course. I really need something better to do with my alone time. Or a heightened sense of shame. Yeah, feeling shame for once would be nice.

Ah, Revnak, the man without shame glands. I feel you man. I used to be able to keep it at home due to the stationary nature of a computer. But with these new smartphones...you have no idea how awkward it is to be skimming bear porn while ordering a sandwich.

Bear porn and sandwiches are the least of my worries. Funerals will never be the same I tell you. NEVER.

 

[madster11]

I have a couple of Eroge style games.

Most explicit/hardcore of those would be Rapelay and Slave Maker.
Yeah, the titles alone make me feel kinda bad.

Most sexual 'mainstream' game i've played... Probably Witcher 2. There's really not that much sexual or even nudity involving content in video games that aren't made in Japan and for PC.

I find the fact that boobs involve a shock reaction in mainstream games while phosphorus grenading civilians provokes none to be quite disturbing.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Oh Witcher 2. But even then it's kinda weird and cringe inducing...

I would say Bayonetta, but anyone who has actually played that game for more than an hour can tell you that it's just taking the piss and Bayonetta herself isn't sexually attractive after the first 30 minutes... She's just in-character


I have a weird compulsion to actually find some proper Galge type stuff now. Can anyone tell me where to download/find this Violent Semen Inferno?

[sub]THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY[/sub]

 

[deathninja]

Corruption of Champions, it's strangely addictive.

 

[Kermi]

I once played an H-Game called 3 Sisters Story, so it'd have to be that. It was, as H-Games tend to be, just a series of still images with endless dialogue that progresses the story, but the images were sexually explicit.

One step down from that would probably be Playboy: the Mansion.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

That i've played? Probably Daggerfall.

 

[VeryOddGamer]

I'm going to go with Oblivion, because... Well... It has a very wide variety of mods. Not that I've ever downloaded a sexually explicit mod. Nope. Never.

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno.

After a title like that I definitely had to give it a go.

You should probably start a counter at this point, man.

 

[Clearing the Eye]

I played a game at a birthday party where we each took turns playing truth or dare and the dares had to be sexual. Oh, video games? Well, I played that one where you make a character and have sex with them--whatever it was called.

I'll look it up.

3D Custom Girl! There you go.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Wow, what was the absolute worst of the stupid porn games I've played? There has been many. All of them sucked so bad. I think I'll go with this one game where you're in some creepy mansion and are raped by plants, yourself, and a roasted pig. I suppose that bears mentioning.

And now im thinking about Bear porn. Thanks.
Not sure if thats actual Bears or Burly gay men.

There were no bears in that game, but there have been bears in others, of both sorts of course. I really need something better to do with my alone time. Or a heightened sense of shame. Yeah, feeling shame for once would be nice.

Ah, Revnak, the man without shame glands. I feel you man. I used to be able to keep it at home due to the stationary nature of a computer. But with these new smartphones...you have no idea how awkward it is to be skimming bear porn while ordering a sandwich.

Bear porn and sandwiches are the least of my worries. Funerals will never be the same I tell you. NEVER.

Funerals eh? Try hunting while skimming that shit. People are starting to think I have a fetish.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Wow, what was the absolute worst of the stupid porn games I've played? There has been many. All of them sucked so bad. I think I'll go with this one game where you're in some creepy mansion and are raped by plants, yourself, and a roasted pig. I suppose that bears mentioning.

And now im thinking about Bear porn. Thanks.
Not sure if thats actual Bears or Burly gay men.

There were no bears in that game, but there have been bears in others, of both sorts of course. I really need something better to do with my alone time. Or a heightened sense of shame. Yeah, feeling shame for once would be nice.

Ah, Revnak, the man without shame glands. I feel you man. I used to be able to keep it at home due to the stationary nature of a computer. But with these new smartphones...you have no idea how awkward it is to be skimming bear porn while ordering a sandwich.

Bear porn and sandwiches are the least of my worries. Funerals will never be the same I tell you. NEVER.

Funerals eh? Try hunting while skimming that shit. People are starting to think I have a fetish.

Necrophilia porn in school, and if I remember correctly, church. Your move. (To be fair, it was a comic strip I mostly read for the humor. To be honest though, there's a reason I had to put that mostly in there.)

 

[DEAD34345]

I played an explicit eroge, once. The actual sex scenes (of which there were two in my playthrough, but I think there's more if you choose different options in the story) were just unintentionally hilarious, but they made up such a small portion of the entire game that I didn't really mind too much. Of course what I saw was probably still pretty tame compared to what's out there, I've never tried anything like Rapelay for example...