What is the stupid-ist way you have Injured your self?
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Shopping cart + skateboard half pipe = fun fun times.
In less simple words, I decided to ride down a skateboard half pipe. It was cool for the first part riding down but on the other side, soon as I got up about 3/4 of the way up, my cart flipped on it's back, then rolled down the ramp. Painful, but the funniest home video ever.
Also, around 8 I watched a lot of WWF. I had a small ladder in my garage. We found an old mattress. You can see where this is going. Grabbed a stuffed animal, laid it down flat, we attempted to Leg drop it off the top. When I jumped, the ladder tipped, I leg dropped the ground and broke my left leg.
In less simple words, I decided to ride down a skateboard half pipe. It was cool for the first part riding down but on the other side, soon as I got up about 3/4 of the way up, my cart flipped on it's back, then rolled down the ramp. Painful, but the funniest home video ever.
Also, around 8 I watched a lot of WWF. I had a small ladder in my garage. We found an old mattress. You can see where this is going. Grabbed a stuffed animal, laid it down flat, we attempted to Leg drop it off the top. When I jumped, the ladder tipped, I leg dropped the ground and broke my left leg.
When I was eight i wanted to try to do a pull up in the high school gym got on a chair made a jump for the bar hit my head then fell arm straigh on the ground broke my left arm my right popped outa place now i do those everyday in gym which sucks. Can i break my arm again?
As a kid, got my big toe´s nail ripped off by a lower corner of a steel door. Hard to explain, but the threshold was just high enough for my foot to almost fit under the door when opened. Even I had then enough strength to pull the door open fast enough for it´s corner to pierce a toenail. Not a critical failure, but definitely stupid. The toenail still hasn´t grown back.
I was playing my violin... I stabbed myself in my leg with my bow... I don't know how, but I did.
I've stabbed myself in the hand making a bong, and I've also stabbed myself in the leg with a Klingon knife, when I stood up too quickly with the knife in my hand.
There was the time when I was younger and bought some nunchucks, I though just by owning them I'd be able to do stuff, and within 1 minute of taking them out of my bag I'd cracked my elbow and given myself a nasty lump on my head.
I've electrocuted my self by sticking my finger in a light socket.
I've smashed by kneecap and leg bones when I was playing drunken football/rugby/wrestling on a beach. I was running quickly carrying someone in a fireman's carry, and my leg went into a hole up to my knee, casing me to fall forward on it. All my weight and their weight (about 400lb combined) bent my knee the wrong way.
I've broken my arm/smashed my elbow, when drunk and climbing over a high railing. I lost my balance, fell about 4 foot and landed on my arm or elbow.
The most painful stupid self injury I've ever caused myself is when I was having a piss in a field. I'd trampled down a stinging nettle, but as I moved my foot it sprung back up and stung my 'meat and two veg'.
There was the time when I was younger and bought some nunchucks, I though just by owning them I'd be able to do stuff, and within 1 minute of taking them out of my bag I'd cracked my elbow and given myself a nasty lump on my head.
I've electrocuted my self by sticking my finger in a light socket.
I've smashed by kneecap and leg bones when I was playing drunken football/rugby/wrestling on a beach. I was running quickly carrying someone in a fireman's carry, and my leg went into a hole up to my knee, casing me to fall forward on it. All my weight and their weight (about 400lb combined) bent my knee the wrong way.
I've broken my arm/smashed my elbow, when drunk and climbing over a high railing. I lost my balance, fell about 4 foot and landed on my arm or elbow.
The most painful stupid self injury I've ever caused myself is when I was having a piss in a field. I'd trampled down a stinging nettle, but as I moved my foot it sprung back up and stung my 'meat and two veg'.
I was standing on an office chair (one of the spinning ones, don't ask) and when I tried to step off of it the backrest swung around in front of me. When I was mid-step off the chair I landed nuts first on the backrest of the chair, after about three seconds of agony the chair and I both fell on the ground, screaming ensued.
I wanted to see how fast I could take a turn on my bike (mountain bike not motorcycle) I got goin pretty damn fast (faster than traffic, speed limit was 30 mph). I got almost all the way around the corner before my bike slipped out from underneath me. I ended up burning most of the skin off my right fore-arm, upper right back, left hip, left knee, and my ankle, along with almost tearing the webbing on my left hand between my thumb and finger. I still had to walk my bike half a mile to my house. It was not a pleasant experience.
I rode my bike into a parked car.
I have no excuse other than not paying attention to what I was doing.
I was fairly lucky though. All I got was a dent in my knee (which is still visible) from it smashing into the handlebar and a red face. The car wasn't damaged either.
I have no excuse other than not paying attention to what I was doing.
I was fairly lucky though. All I got was a dent in my knee (which is still visible) from it smashing into the handlebar and a red face. The car wasn't damaged either.
Me and my friends were playing a game outside and I, for some reason, thought it would be cool to scale an 8 foot high fence as quickly as possible. I ended up getting my foot caught on the top then fell off and hit the ground face first. I felt like an idiot. Also my neck hurt like hell afterward.
Walking down the sidewalk, listening to "Go Go Gadget Gospel" by Gnarls Barkley (love that song), I start getting into it, shufflin' my feet and whatnot. I reach these stone stairs heading down, and decide, "Hey, I'm feeling it! I'll just jump down them!"
Jumped, didn't stick the landing, fell and sprained my wrist. Six people saw me do this, and no one stopped to help...or even stopped to laugh at me. Kinda weird. Then again, I DID just attempt to jump down a small stairway and failed, so...
Considering I ended up going to a bone doctor (forget the actual title) to get a brace for it, I'd say that was the most stupid injury I ever gave myself. I mean, I hurt myself a lot 'cause I'm kinda clumsy, but THAT was just special.
Jumped, didn't stick the landing, fell and sprained my wrist. Six people saw me do this, and no one stopped to help...or even stopped to laugh at me. Kinda weird. Then again, I DID just attempt to jump down a small stairway and failed, so...
Considering I ended up going to a bone doctor (forget the actual title) to get a brace for it, I'd say that was the most stupid injury I ever gave myself. I mean, I hurt myself a lot 'cause I'm kinda clumsy, but THAT was just special.
the stapler wasnt working so i had to refill it, and when i was clicking the metal thing back in i accidentally stapled my finger, there was blood everywhere...
another one was i was bending down to get something off a low shelf in my aunties bathroom and hit my head on the shower door >_<
another one was i was bending down to get something off a low shelf in my aunties bathroom and hit my head on the shower door >_<
I broke my thumb falling backwards off a bar stool.
Oh, and I broke a rib picking up a piece of paper. I was at work, and I was rearranging my desk, and I had bits of paper scattered around the desk, and I leant over the armrest of my chair to pick one up, and my rib snapped.
Oh, and I broke a rib picking up a piece of paper. I was at work, and I was rearranging my desk, and I had bits of paper scattered around the desk, and I leant over the armrest of my chair to pick one up, and my rib snapped.
Two things:
1. I was 12 and my friend called me up saying he just got an awesome game called Lylat Wars for his N64 - the sequel to Starwing! I yelled "I'M COMING OVER RIGHT NOW" and put on my trainers. In my excitement I forgot to do up the laces. I ran out of my house as fast as I could and tripped over my laces a few seconds later. My nose landed on this paving slab that was sticking out of the ground at an odd angle, giving me a massive gash down my nose. I got up and turned round to my brother. He said "oh my god..." so I curiously put my hand to my face... it was covered in blood. I calmly said "I'm telling mum" and went back inside haha. I got 5 stitches in the end.
2. I was tuning my guitar for the first time and got to the High E. I tuned it wayyyy too high and it snapped, whipping me in the face. Just glad it didn't take my eye out
1. I was 12 and my friend called me up saying he just got an awesome game called Lylat Wars for his N64 - the sequel to Starwing! I yelled "I'M COMING OVER RIGHT NOW" and put on my trainers. In my excitement I forgot to do up the laces. I ran out of my house as fast as I could and tripped over my laces a few seconds later. My nose landed on this paving slab that was sticking out of the ground at an odd angle, giving me a massive gash down my nose. I got up and turned round to my brother. He said "oh my god..." so I curiously put my hand to my face... it was covered in blood. I calmly said "I'm telling mum" and went back inside haha. I got 5 stitches in the end.
2. I was tuning my guitar for the first time and got to the High E. I tuned it wayyyy too high and it snapped, whipping me in the face. Just glad it didn't take my eye out