What is the Stupidest Idea...

[ShindoL Shill]

I was having a discussion about the universe with a friend of mine who's, let's say less than intelligent[footnote]Actually, he bites plastic and licks small electrical currents...[/footnote].
Then he came up with a theory. We're all sort of like the filling in a jam doughnut. The atmosphere is like the doughy part.
Then he said:
"But the dough is INVISIBLE! It's actually there, but we can't see it or interact with it in any way. And the universe is the stomach of a turtle."

So what's the STUPIDEST idea you or a friend of yours has come up with?

 

[BlackStar42]

That the world is made of cheese formed from a giant masturbating cow, and no I am not making that up.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Stupidest idea eh? How about nothing. Pure and absolute nothingness.

 

[Korak the Mad]

For some reason whenever I hear something that is so stupid, so idiotic, so brainless, I will usually wipe it from my mind just because something that stupid actually hurts me if I think about it.

So I have nothing.

 

[standokan]

I once had a discussion with my friend back in the olden' days, he thought that tigers were female lions. Which made me pissed because tigers always were my favourites (yeah you heard it right, @#*$ lions).

 

[Emperor Nat]

My friend once said that Marmots are made of liquified fire and steel in the ratio (Ma+R)MO-T.

 

[Chalacachaca]

"Hey you guys, do you remember that guy we got in jail for staging a coup d' etat?"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"What if we... like... pardon him and release him from prision"
"Why, that's a wonderful idea"
"And what if... just, what if... we make him our next president?"
"Genius!"

I think this is one of humanity longest ongoing stupidest idea.

 

[Esotera]

That filling an empty biro tube with cyclohexane (sort of like petrol) and then lighting it would be a good idea. Although admittedly this was at my suggestion.

The cyclohexane then propelled out all over the table, which then caught on fire...luckily it was a chemistry lab so a fire extinguisher was nearby.

 

[Stamaris]

If it weren't for my horse, I woulnd't have spent that year in college.

 

[Hazy992]

Stupidest idea someone in my chemistry class at high school had; 'let's light the gas pipes on the tables!' I think it's pretty obvious he set a bunch of stuff on fire.

 

[AzureRaven]

If it weren't for my horse, I woulnd't have spent that year in college.

Is that Lewis Black?

Stupidest idea...hmm, nothing comes to mind immediately. Though, my friend uttered something in his sleep once that still...to this day, makes me wonder what his dream was about.

"That machine gauges your heart attack on the Richter scale."

 

[Screamarie]

If it weren't for my horse, I woulnd't have spent that year in college.

Actually that might make more sense than you think. Living in Texas as I do, at certain colleges you can get a scholarship for doing rodeo sports, but you have to have your own horse. So without the horse, you don't get the scholarship, you can't go to college.

Or it could mean that someone sold their horse to pay for college.

Don't get me wrong, it's still a really stupid way to say it but...it might mean something.

OT: Let's see stupid ideas....That there are types of sex more holy than others.

 

[Bluntman1138]

While high once, i made a revelation: The Earth is just one big pile of shit, and America is the Peanut sticking half-way out of of it.

The when sober i realized that the Earth is just a big pile of shit, and America doesnt stick out of it at all.

 

[TheTurtleMan]

Trying to put out a fire with gasoline. Almost never works, ALMOST.

Also, inB4 posts about religion.

 

[putowtin]

a friend of mine once had the idea that he could set his hand on fire without damaging his hand,
in some ways he's was right, he could set his hand on fire, shame he was wrong about the rest

(this argument came about after a friend of ours, who's a stuntman, told us about a stunt he was doing for a TV show)

 

[Tommeh Brownleh]

Peace. After that, 20 seconds later to be exact, I realized people like war too much to even bother TRYING peace.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I'm usually the one who comes up with stupid ideas. It' not that I'm dumb, I just get carried away and tell people about them before I've actually checked if they'd be possible. For example, quite a few years ago I had the idea of using electro-magnetic pulses, fires from an array of pylons up and down the country, to charge mobile phones on the go, so we would never run low on battery power ever again.

a friend of mine once had the idea that he could set his hand on fire without damaging his hand,
in some ways he's was right, he could set his hand on fire, shame he was wrong about the rest

(this argument came about after a friend of ours, who's a stuntman, told us about a stunt he was doing for a TV show)

You know, he may have done it wrong but there is actually a way to burn oil off your bare skin without hurting yourself. Our Chemistry teacher showed us it once.

 

[putowtin]

I'm usually the one who comes up with stupid ideas. It' not that I'm dumb, I just get carried away and tell people about them before I've actually checked if they'd be possible. For example, quite a few years ago I had the idea of using electro-magnetic pulses, fires from an array of pylons up and down the country, to charge mobile phones on the go, so we would never run low on battery power ever again.

a friend of mine once had the idea that he could set his hand on fire without damaging his hand,
in some ways he's was right, he could set his hand on fire, shame he was wrong about the rest

(this argument came about after a friend of ours, who's a stuntman, told us about a stunt he was doing for a TV show)

You know, he may have done it wrong but there is actually a way to burn oil off your bare skin without hurting yourself. Our Chemistry teacher showed us it once.

oh I know a couple of ways of doing it without getting burned (said stuntman friend taught me) but our friend was determined that he knew best, we told him to shut up, next thing we know she's gone in the kitchen, poured half a bottle of vodka over his hand and put a match to it! I was so annoyed... that was a bloody good bottle of vodka!