Depending on the depth of the river, it might be lucky that you didn't miss the rest of your life because of that.Vicarious Reality said:
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I get audio hallucinations from festivals. Usually on the way home, the blowers in my car sound like crowds cheering, same goes for when I turn on the water for the post festival shower. After Reading Festival '04 after a night of fire and explosions in the campsite (not me, I was just sat getting drunk), I got home and every now and then I kept hearing the sirens from the fire buggys they have.someonehairy-ish said:
I think they are caused by a weekend of drinking, eating shit food, loud music and total physical and mental exhaustion. Good times.
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I've always had really bad sleeping habits, and I'm kind of a night owl by nature now. I ended up missing an exam once because I slept in after playing games all night. Fortunately it was only worth 30% of my final grade, so I still passed with what I had from the other 70%. Still, it was a stupid reason to miss an exam.
I should have learned from it, but the next year, I ended up missing half a day of class because I overslept again. The worst thing was that my buddy, who was frequently my ride to school, was waiting outside in his car for about two hours after ringing the door bell and getting no response.
When I finally came outside, he was playing on his DS. I told him I was sorry and that I overslept. He told me that he figured as much, and that's why he was waiting. To be honest, I don't think he even wanted to go to school that day and preferred to just wait for me until the battery died on his DS. It's pretty bad though, when you sleep late so often that your friends know you not answering your door doesn't mean that you're not home.
I should have learned from it, but the next year, I ended up missing half a day of class because I overslept again. The worst thing was that my buddy, who was frequently my ride to school, was waiting outside in his car for about two hours after ringing the door bell and getting no response.
When I finally came outside, he was playing on his DS. I told him I was sorry and that I overslept. He told me that he figured as much, and that's why he was waiting. To be honest, I don't think he even wanted to go to school that day and preferred to just wait for me until the battery died on his DS. It's pretty bad though, when you sleep late so often that your friends know you not answering your door doesn't mean that you're not home.
you win all of the ducks.Distorted Stu said:
that is the best reason ever.
i mean, not for the guy at the back...
With me I kept thinking that cars going over the gravel outside was guitars crunching away. And the washing machine sounded like this weird siren thing Rammstein set off.Catfood220 said:
Was anyone good at Reading that year? I've only been to Reading fest once, last year, twas a bit crap.
Mum locked the door on her way out to work, this was before I had my own set of keys. Finished my breakfast and went to leave for school. Door wouldn't open. I think I just stood there for a minute before I realised I really was locked in the house. Spent the rest of the day watching TV and eating snacks. Lol my mum was really sorry when she got in later.
Yeah it was pretty deep, i saw my feet about ½-1m from the hole while i was upside down.OhJohnNo said:
I still wonder why i wasn't swept away, that river isn't calm.
Dammit, how am I supposed to top that? That's hilarious.Jakub324 said:
OP: I was once late because my radio alarm was turned all the way down. I have no idea how the hell it happened, but I've duct-taped it so it won't happen again.
EDIT: Actually, I have one even better. In seventh grade I had a bad case of the shits, so I had to take a dump between 7th and 8th period. I thought it wouldn't take too long (passing period was 7 minutes) and I'd only be a couple minutes late. I ended up being over half and hour late. My teacher let my excuse pass though, since I was an excellent student in her class.
Not exactly what you asked...but related...
I had a really hard exam and it ran late, which was good because I needed the extra time to finish. However, I had another class right afterward...so I ended up being late. No big deal right? A few minutes late because of an exam is a reasonable excuses right?
Not to this guy.
I walk in late and the class is doing a group activity. So I go to the teacher to explain why I'm late and ask what the class was doing. He freaks out on me.
here's how it went:
*I walk in and walk to teacher*
Him: "Why are you late?" *Laser stare*
Me: "I just got out of an exam that ran late, I'm sorry"
Him: "You know, people are always saying sorry and don't mean it."
Me: "umm.." (I was a bit unprepared for that response)
Him: *rage in his voice* "You can't walk in late like that. I should kick you out of the class..."
Me: *speechless*
Him:...."we're doing class work join this group" *points to nearest group*
I had a really hard exam and it ran late, which was good because I needed the extra time to finish. However, I had another class right afterward...so I ended up being late. No big deal right? A few minutes late because of an exam is a reasonable excuses right?
Not to this guy.
I walk in late and the class is doing a group activity. So I go to the teacher to explain why I'm late and ask what the class was doing. He freaks out on me.
here's how it went:
*I walk in and walk to teacher*
Him: "Why are you late?" *Laser stare*
Me: "I just got out of an exam that ran late, I'm sorry"
Him: "You know, people are always saying sorry and don't mean it."
Me: "umm.." (I was a bit unprepared for that response)
Him: *rage in his voice* "You can't walk in late like that. I should kick you out of the class..."
Me: *speechless*
Him:...."we're doing class work join this group" *points to nearest group*
See, what I do to ensure I actually wake up is this:keideki said:
I put my cell phone in a wooden box with holes so noise can escape. I then screw it shut with 2 screws. Then I put the screwdriver across the room in a latched box. This way, I have to get up, walk across the room, grab a screwdriver, unscrew the box, THEN turn it off.
Not surprisingly, it works quite well.
OT: I guess the stupidest reason I ever missed school was because I was busy practicing piano for the talent show.
Hey, it was a fun song and my accompanying singer is drop-dead gorgeous! Totally worth it.
Not sure what doors you are used to be where I live you have a lock at the bottom and one at the top. You use the bottom lock to actually lock the door and you use the top one when you want to open the door. So if you lock the bottom one even from the inside you can't open the door unless you unlock it first. Don't have a key then your stuck lol.Vicarious Reality said:
Could you post a picture of that, i want to see itJamieson 90 said:
Why would someone design a door that can't be opened from the inside