what is the stupidist reason you've been kicked/banned from something?

[Generalissimo]

to kick things off, i recently was banned from a browser game (i'm not saying who) for multi accounting, this is because my ISP provides a dynamic IP addess, making it look like a different account each time i logged in.

naturally those dopes didn't accept my appeal with a logical explanation of this.

so escapists, what's YOUR story?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I've never gotten banned from anything.

I'm a good boy.

 

[Cridhe]

I was banned from a chat room on twitch.tv for saying the color "blue". Apparently it was one of the mods 7 insta-ban code words along with other smut like "arrow", "spear", "melee", "Japan" and "Skyrim".

Edit: I think the seventh word was "boots" if I remember correctly.

 

[Miles000]

I've almost been kicked out of a pub for pretending to pass out...

That is all I got...

No wait. I've been banned from quite a few MP servers (various games) back in school, because I was so good they thought I was cheating -_-

 

[Muh_Balls]

I was kicked from a left 4 dead 2 server once, and I have no idea to this day why.

 

[C. Cain]

I was kicked off a plane because some lady had the very same ticket I had. She was already occupying the seat, so I had to get off. Had to take a different flight several hours later.

 

[Crises^]

Oh god the amount of css servers i have been banned from for awping. Now if the server has no awping in the name of the server fine I wont awp its there server. But i have been banned for awping and the banned comment was "read our rules on our forums say no awping noob".
Also one deagin people in css always makes them rage oh and scouting on a no awp server because they like the scout untill i point out that the scout is even more broken for its 100% accuracy in no scoping :/.

Then one time i was taged up with the sponsor tag in my name and was banned because the admin said its a noob friendly server.

This is why I don't play public and only play pcw's and league/cup games.

Oh my first ever css team back when i was bad kicked me from the team for awping in a match because they don't like awpers.

I still don't understand the hate for a weapon that's deemed important to the competitive side of the game but people will always find something to complain about them getting killed :/

 

[Furioso]

Account Banned from Perfect World Entertainment, the makers of Perfect World (a free MMO I played for a few days a year or 2 ago) and just recently Rusty Hearts. I was banned for not playing their games for a long time... yea I'm not kidding

 

[Magicmad5511]

Only ever been booted from games for accidental betrayals.

 

[Wuggy]

Well I once got kicked for cheating in Team Fortress 2 when I head-shotted a soldier mid-rocket jump, turns out that soldier was a mod. Apparently that's just too accurate for a human being to accomplish, so I must've used aimbot of some sort.

 

[SilverStrike]

I got kicked from an RP server on Neverwinter Nights. One of the most popular ones, all fancy mods and immersion, and a big rule of no cybering. (Digital smexings.)
I got a lifetime ban for my character giving a hug to someone at the end of a date. A completely honest to god platonic hug, no connotations whatsoever.
Then suddenly a massive balrog appears, possessed by a DM, who sarcastically says he was having fun too, and then bans us without warning or anything.

I never did get a reply from the head DM about the matter. Stupid Arelith.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Making a thread on 99chan stating that "I wanted to see a picture of a shit on a stick. So I found these images and posted them here".

In banning me to Anarchy Camp, the mods asked "Did you do this just so you could be banned for starting a 'shit thread'?"

 

[Scizophrenic Llama]

I still don't understand the hate for a weapon that's deemed important to the competitive side of the game but people will always find something to complain about them getting killed :/

You're using guns that shoot bullets!?! What kind of mad man are you!? We can't have any of this. You need to revert back to slingshots, all of the pros use them man. But don't you dare even think about ricocheting those rocks off of the walls, because then we'll have to just go back to throwing the damn things to appease those who whine about it.

People are pretty much going to complain no matter what you do, so just keep on, but that also sums up my experience with just about any shooter. "Oh you use [x] weapon so you're not good at this game."

I made a game out of it and let the people choose what weapon I would use so they couldn't ***** about it when I did kill them.

 

[dave1004]

On a Minecraft server, my first (and only) ban ever. I had played on this server for about three weeks or so, and was having a great time. I made a lot of friends on it, including a high-ranking mod. Things were good.

Then, I entered a building carved into a hill. There was a bed and an empty chest in there. I took the bed with me, 'cause I needed one. A day later I was perma-banned.

Note: A bed requires 3 wool and 3 planks to make. Punch one tree for 10 seconds, and you have the 3 planks. Punch 1-2 sheep and you have 3 wool. There you go, a bed. A completely worthless item.

My mod friend tried to get me unbanned, but it seems that the admin didn't like me. When I asked him on the forums, he said "Your name doesn't sound cool." My username was just Dave1004, fyi. The admin's name? "Bro2Cool".

I was then banned on the forums as well. I had 10$ in paypal I was about to donate to the server. Never played on another server since, never will. Singleplayer for me.

 

[Danceofmasks]

I got banned from an MMO for complaining about not being able to type "ass" 'cos of the language filter.
In a game which has Assassin as a class, and the exact spelling of assassin gets censored.

 

[thom_cat_]

I got kicked out of a club for sitting down with my girlfriend lying on me. Apparently we were 'sleeping' when I had answered the bouncer as soon as he came up to us and my gf didn't hear because of the loud music.

I've also been banned twice from a forum for posting an hilarious image ripping on religion, it was the cosmic Zombie Jesus one if anyone knows it. Everyone was doing it and the guy who posted after me posted "Jesus fucking Christ" which is a picture of the literal interpretation of that saying, but only I got banned. For two weeks (which turned out to be 1 day because I knew the moderators and administrators). It was really silly.

 

[ThisIsSnake]

Banned from the PWE perfect world international forums around 6 times because a GM called Eatswithspoons hated me. I got a permanent ban during the 'anniversary pack' release along with many of my friends. They decided that to celebrate the games 1 year since release birthday they would sell the 2nd Hardest to obtain gear in the game (multiple runs of a 6 hour dungeon for a single piece of armour hard) on the cash shop. So overnight my character went from being a legitimate threat in any fight to being cannon fodder, so I cussed out the GM's.

Mysteriously they revoked the permanent ban on my forum account after Eatswithspoons was fired for abusing his power (he also supplied godlike gear to his friends using a GM character).

 

[Danceofmasks]

Then, I entered a building carved into a hill. There was a bed and an empty chest in there. I took the bed with me, 'cause I needed one. A day later I was perma-banned.

Note: A bed requires 3 wool and 3 planks to make. Punch one tree for 10 seconds, and you have the 3 planks. Punch 1-2 sheep and you have 3 wool. There you go, a bed. A completely worthless item.

You do know that breaking a bed also breaks the spawn point of anyone who set their spawn there?
Some servers people literally live hours away from the default spawn.
Bed breaking can be considered as bad as griefing gets.

 

[dave1004]

Then, I entered a building carved into a hill. There was a bed and an empty chest in there. I took the bed with me, 'cause I needed one. A day later I was perma-banned.

Note: A bed requires 3 wool and 3 planks to make. Punch one tree for 10 seconds, and you have the 3 planks. Punch 1-2 sheep and you have 3 wool. There you go, a bed. A completely worthless item.

You do know that breaking a bed also breaks the spawn point of anyone who set their spawn there?
Some servers people literally live hours away from the default spawn.
Bed breaking can be considered as bad as griefing gets.

Note: You have unlimited protections. You can protect any object that you want, be it a bed, a chest or a furnace. Even doors. There was no protection. Plus, a house has to have a sign up saying who owns it. This was an empty house with an empty chest and an unprotected bed. I don't even think anybody owned the bed, because no-one had complained about it. This was on ThePlague.us, a very hardcore difficult server. You don't "Go far away from spawn". Going far away meant you'd die. Quickly. The farther you are, the stronger the monsters are.

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