What is the weirdest question that anybody has ever asked you?

[Infernai]

Please note that i said the word 'strange' not dumbest or most stupid. But, what is the weirdest question someone has ever asked you.

 

[messy]

"what man would you turn gay for?" that was quite odd.

 

[Spitfire175]

"Could you shoot that bear in my living room?"

 

[Nibsy]

"If you were a girl, would you turn lesbian for me?"
Whilst talking to a bisexual friend of mine.

Why girls don't want me to remain straight for them is a mystery to me.

 

[r3lix]

No one asks me weird questions, the closest thing I can think towards the question would be..."Is that game yours?" - The game was by the Hannah Montana character and by the way, It was my sisters.

 

[Infernai]

As for me it was this: "Have you seen a walking Hamburger running around?"

I later found out that the guy was talking about one of those people in a hamburger suit. But, untill then, i was wandering about the said persons sanity..

 

[Pegghead]

Hmmm let me see. jack Nicholson once asked me if I had ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. But in all seriousness I've been asked some wierd questions, today some little runt came up and asked me if I was *Shudder* Bi-sexual, so I'm guessing he'd only found out what it was that morning (Oh come on you peoplle know what I mean, how many times in primary school did some kid come up to you asking dumb questions like "Have you got a vagina a hurr-hurr-hurr" I quickly shut him upby going up, giving him a quick shove and telling him to respect his elders. My friend (Guy by the way) once asked me if I liked his boobs (He's a funny guy, he just says stupid things for a laugh)

 

[red_dawn_97]

"what would you pay me to bone this fish?"

 

[Infernai]

"what would you pay me to bone this fish?"

0_0 Who asked you that?

 

[red_dawn_97]

"what would you pay me to bone this fish?"

0_0 Who asked you that?

me and my friend were fishing off a pier and i caught a really ugly ass fish and he asked me if i would pay him to fuck a fish

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

"Excuse me sir, can you get the fuck out of here?" Not a weird question in itself, but seeing as a shopkeeper asked me it for no apparent reason... I just ignored the question like..

 

[Dr. James]

"Do you want fries with that?" I mean come on, when does anyone NOT want fries?

 

[Sassafrass]

"Do you like olives?"

Whilst buying a game from a shop that doesn't sell food.

 

[Soxafloppin]

'If you where trapped in the world trade centre when it was burning, and there was this unicorn, and he wanted to have sex with you, and his penis is really big and if you did he would give you a paracute,would you?'

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

"Wait, you know how to fasten a tie?"

I mean, how can you call yourself a guy without knowing how to do that? : /

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

'If you where trapped in the world trade centre when it was burning, and there was this unicorn, and he wanted to have sex with you, and his penis is really big and if you did he would give you a paracute,would you?'

Did that question give rise to an even wierder response? XD

 

[TheMatt]

"what man would you turn gay for?" that was quite odd.

John Stamos!

sorry, I realize you were not really expecting answers, but it had to be said. he's a sexy man.


"Dude, is it today? or yesterday right now?" some guy I drove home after my HS grad party at about 8am.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

"what would you pay me to bone this fish?"

0_0 Who asked you that?

me and my friend were fishing off a pier and i caught a really ugly ass fish and he asked me if i would pay him to fuck a fish

Erm.. "Boning" a fish is what you do when you remove the bones inside the fish. You know, the same way it's called "skinning" an animal when you remove the skin from it.