What is the weirdest question that anybody has ever asked you?

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messy

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TheMatt said:
messy said:
"what man would you turn gay for?" that was quite odd.
John Stamos!

sorry, I realize you were not really expecting answers, but it had to be said. he's a sexy man.


"Dude, is it today? or yesterday right now?" some guy I drove home after my HS grad party at about 8am.
I answered Mr Di Caprio, for my question not yours. If I answered Di Caprio to yours it'd just be weird
 

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"I just got my hood pierced, wanna see?"

Some random (rather attractive) girl walked up to me with some friends while I was working outside and said "I just got my hood pierced, wanna see?" After my obvious response she then proceeded to remove her pants and show me her new clit ring. After close inspection I believe I said something like "Wow, that's the greatest thing I've ever seen!" She thanked me, pulled her pants back on, and went on her merry way. In hindsight, there was probably more I should have done/said, but I guess I was just too shocked and confused about the whole thing to really react appropriately.
 

Satin6T

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"are you gay?"

I might not be the most masculine guy ever but seriously!
I'm an Eagle Scout
there are no gays in scouts
no matter you hear there are no gays in scouts
 

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Satin6T said:
"are you gay?"

I might not be the most masculine guy ever but seriously!
I'm an Eagle Scout
there are no gays in scouts
no matter you hear there are no gays in scouts
Because the boy scouts discriminate from gays and Atheists. Even if they wanted to join, they couldn't.
 

Queen Michael

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A girl I'd never spoken to before sat down nest to me on the bus and asked "If you were to start a religion, what would you base it on?"
 

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popdafoo said:
Satin6T said:
"are you gay?"

I might not be the most masculine guy ever but seriously!
I'm an Eagle Scout
there are no gays in scouts
no matter you hear there are no gays in scouts
Because the boy scouts discriminate from gays and Atheists. Even if they wanted to join, they couldn't.
...yeah thats what I was going for

I was also paroding "no sex in the champagne room"
 

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I think stupid answers are better than stupid questions. For example I was telling my friend in class about about this guy who had a bullet removed from his arse and my friend said "Was he shot?" This was in the middle of a lesson mind you and I was so walled by his question I literally flung my arms in the air and shouted "No you moron, someone threw the bullet really fucking hard!"
 

Keepitclean

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A girl asked me "would you like some condoms?" at the time this seemed weird as we were playing halo but now it makes sense to why we were even playing halo
 

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CURSES DOUBLE POST.

"can't we just forget this give me a warning" - after a man beat his wife so badly she had to be in the hospital for 2 days.
 

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WanderFreak said:
Three 12 year old Asian girls asked if they could buy me a sandwich.

It made sense later.
I'm not following you there, what did it mean? Although I have an idea and if I'm right I don't like where this is going.
 

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wewontdie11 said:
"Man, I wish I had one. Do you just like put it in stuff when you're bored?"

Unfortunately it's exactly what it sounds like.
So what did you answer?
WanderFreak said:
Three 12 year old Asian girls asked if they could buy me a sandwich.

It made sense later.
How?
Xyphon said:
I was running the deli at my job and had just finished serving a mother and her 10 year old daughter. The 10 year old runs around the deli, grabs my crotch and asks me how big it is.

I have never given such a "WTF!?!?" face in my lifetime.
Fucking hilarious and very disturbing.
 

Sexy Street

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"If Taco Bell sold unicorn penises right?" snicker from the person who is asking "And it could make you Immortal right? AND if you at it you would then have to get raped by five taco's RIGHT? Would you do it?" I have never said the words that came out of my mouth next, "NO I WOULDN'T EAT A HORSE DICK AND NO I WOULDN'T BE RAPED BY FIVE TACOS W-T-F???" I think he was high.
 

Echo_419

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A guy in Spain asked me... 'Would you fuck my wife while i watch?' If you know me you know what i did.
 

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Echo_419 said:
A guy in Spain asked me... 'Would you fuck my wife while i watch?' If you know me you know what i did.
said you were gay lol

im sorry i don't know you nor will i ever after that stunt of cool
 

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Megametalwolf said:
Echo_419 said:
A guy in Spain asked me... 'Would you fuck my wife while i watch?' If you know me you know what i did.
said you were gay lol

im sorry i don't know you nor will i ever after that stunt of cool
You said the 'G' word...