What is the worst article of clothing?

[n00beffect]

French hats! Those Bonnes or whatever dude! (No racist offense)

 

[Gauntes]

wife beater
because it makes you look like... well.. a wife beater

 

[Crimsane]

Banana hammocks. For very obvious reasons.

 

[brtshstel]

I hate the typical college girl...and their fashion sense (or lack thereof). I hate uggs. I hate when they wear sweat pants inside out. I hate when they roll the waistband.

I hate crocs, they look fucking ridiculous.

I hate popped collars and the people who wear them, especially when they wear more than one collared shirt and pop all the collars.

I hate everything related to, especially the patrons of, Hollister, Buckle, American Eagle, and Abercrombie & Fitch.

My axe is a bit sharper now.

 

[Brain_Cleanser]

Those skinny jeans. They annoy me. My mom tried to get me to try on a pair and I went "Mom, they won't fit. I have balls."
She found it hilarious.

That and fingerless gloves on anyone but gunmen and archers. They really, really annoy me for some reason I cannot even comprehend. Yes they look cool, but I doubt you actually need them for anything. I have a friend who wears them and he sits at home all day and types. A nice warm house, mind. This descended into a mindless rant pretty quickly. Don't mind them on fictional characters though.

I'm sure there are others, but I can't be bothered to rant on them now.

 

[FalloutJack]

A bright speedo. Go 'round the corner and OH GOD MY EYES!!!

 

[Cimerax]

The Hoodie.

Why are you silly twits still wearing the stupid things? You're not tough, you're not a lad, you're a skinny little git who shies away from anybody your size or larger, in case they demand to know if you're hard enough.

If your head is cold, wear a hat.

I'm offended by this, because I wear a hoodie when it's chilly. Would you kindly direct yourself to the nearest noose, and await further instructions?
Anyway, I don't really hate any article of clothing... Unless it's jeans worn below the ass, something I see a lot of in Kokomo.
EDIT: *looks at images above* I take that back.

 

[Aardvark]

I'm offended by this, because I wear a hoodie when it's chilly. Would you kindly direct yourself to the nearest noose, and await further instructions?
Anyway, I don't really hate any article of clothing.

There we are, case in point.

As for the actual article of clothing itself, only girls can pull it off. Guys look like wannabe thugs or oversized children.

 

[HTID Raver]

well i actualy LIKE ties, dress shirts, and vests and so on.





OT: i hate skinny jeans, i prefer normal jeans. lol


oh and headbands. and shutter shades. and saggy pants....

 

[Cimerax]

I'm offended by this, because I wear a hoodie when it's chilly. Would you kindly direct yourself to the nearest noose, and await further instructions?
Anyway, I don't really hate any article of clothing.

There we are, case in point.

As for the actual article of clothing itself, only girls can pull it off. Guys look like wannabe thugs or oversized children.

No, they look like people that find it chilly, and want to be a bit warm.

 

[Jaranja]

Hats, I look horrible in hats and just generally don't like them.

Parkas are much worse though.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

The Hoodie.

Why are you silly twits still wearing the stupid things? You're not tough, you're not a lad, you're a skinny little git who shies away from anybody your size or larger, in case they demand to know if you're hard enough.

If your head is cold, wear a hat.

=P speak for yourself...I personally wear hoodies 'cause it's a nice way to keep your head warm and covered in case of rain/wind without having to resorting to wearing another, less effective article of clothing (a hat). Very practical when you live in a place reminiscent of mordor, only colder. Also, they're usually comfy, and if they're also zip-up, like most of mine are, they are generally very practical no matter what. Oh well, I can't keep you from having an opinion.

OT: burkhas and "gangstah" caps

 

[Cimerax]

The fucking Snuggie.

Is that considered clothing? I just thought it was a sleeve-blanket for the disabled.
(dead serious, not joking)

 

[Umberphoenix]

I hate long sleeve shirts because they never fit unless I roll up the sleeves, and then I don't like doing that because they always roll back down, or they don't and I freeze my bum (and by "bum" I mean "arms") off.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Man thongs seems the obvious answer.

The Hoodie.

Why are you silly twits still wearing the stupid things? You're not tough, you're not a lad, you're a skinny little git who shies away from anybody your size or larger, in case they demand to know if you're hard enough.

If your head is cold, wear a hat.

=P speak for yourself...I personally wear hoodies 'cause it's a nice way to keep your head warm and covered in case of rain/wind without having to resorting to wearing another, less effective article of clothing (a hat). Very practical when you live in a place reminiscent of mordor, only colder. Also, they're usually comfy, and if they're also zip-up, like most of mine are, they are generally very practical no matter what. Oh well, I can't keep you from having an opinion.

OT: burkhas and "gangstah" caps

Yeah, you can't ignore the cheek warmage provided by hoodies (I'm fairly sure 'warmage' isn't a word, but hey, fuck it).

 

[Random Argument Man]

Socks doesn't even deserve any levels of respect.

I consider socks an insult to man kind.

 

[Gafawed]

Dashikis

 

[Trivun]

Nothing else will win this thread except for...

Spoiler: Caution - NSFW - shield your eyes

Yeah. That has to be the worst...

 

[Premonition]

It all depends who's wearing it. A thong could be helluva wrong on a LOT of people 0.0

Also, That Borat picture is epic win.