What is the worst game development studio?

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DrDeath3191

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Not every studio can be a Nintendo or a Capcom. For every shining example of game developing excellence there are also a thousand companies that are a waste of time and space. Which game development studios are the absolute worst? And before you answer, please realize that you may have an opinion about certain game companies that others do not share. Please provide logical reason for you discussing the company of your choice, and please avoid flamewars if possible. We don't want anyone getting in trouble.

Anyway, my vote is for Data Design Interactive. This company is the LJN of today, except they can't even get movie liscences! They 'design' games for the Wii, but I use the term very lightly. They don't so much as 'design' games so much as they port them from their crappy PS2 titles (which were originally PC titles) and tack on crappy motion-control. They also copy-paste their engine code, so all of their platformers and driving games play exactly the same.

What is this company's most famous achievement? Ninjabread Man. This game is freakin' atrocious. It's a platformer that uses the movement of the Nunchuk to jump. Yes, I'm serious. It uses the fucking Nunchuk to jump. That is unacceptable. And that's just one of the games many failings. Since they recycle their code, all their other platformers play exactly the same! It's just... SKCJbnaskfgozJHL:fahopjh'ca!

Sorry about that, I just couldn't go on without smacking the keyboard a few times. It's companies like this that put people in the mindset that the Wii is garbage. This company blows.
 

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I'm gonna say Data Design too because at least LJN made DIFFERENT games instead of ONE FUCKING GAME WEARING COSTUMES OF ANOTHER.

And they did that THREE TIMES. Go find them, Ninjabread Man, Anubis II and Rock 'n' Roll Adventures.
 

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In before Sonic Team...

I don't usually hold grudges against game companies, but the only one I really don't like entirely is Rockstar Games. To me, their games seem like nothing more than kiddish fantasies.
 

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FinalGamer said:
I'm gonna say Data Design too because at least LJN made DIFFERENT games instead of ONE FUCKING GAME WEARING COSTUMES OF ANOTHER.

And they did that THREE TIMES. Go find them, Ninjabread Man, Anubis II and Rock 'n' Roll Adventures.
You forgot Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland. That's FOUR.
 

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DrDeath3191 said:
FinalGamer said:
I'm gonna say Data Design too because at least LJN made DIFFERENT games instead of ONE FUCKING GAME WEARING COSTUMES OF ANOTHER.

And they did that THREE TIMES. Go find them, Ninjabread Man, Anubis II and Rock 'n' Roll Adventures.
You forgot Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland. That's FOUR.
......there's a FOURTH ONE!?!?

Oh jeez. I only played the first three thanks to a bunch of Wii games a friend of mine got with this modded Wii (not officially of course but not my problem) and oh dear god those three games.

*youtubes Myth Makers*.......IT'S THE GODDAMN SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!
 

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Glefistus said:
The dudes who were working on Duke Nukem Forever.
They just sat around doing who knows what (drugs? hookers? etc.?). Every now and again,they'd release "screenshots", getting more money for said things (probably)...

wrecker77 said:
Who made too human? 9 years to make that!? How do you fuck up that bad.
"Silicon Knights" or something like that... the biggest problem with that game is the controller scheme... R Stick is to look around, not to swing a weapon...
 

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FinalGamer said:
......there's a FOURTH ONE!?!?

Oh jeez. I only played the first three thanks to a bunch of Wii games a friend of mine got with this modded Wii (not officially of course but not my problem) and oh dear god those three games.

*youtubes Myth Makers*.......IT'S THE GODDAMN SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!
Indeed it is. It's not even that the game recycles heavily, they (for the most part) just substitute different models for each of their games.
 

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Ubisoft, they just had to start milking the Rayman franchise for money didn't they?
 

Rawker

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Nick games. even worse, Nick games Australia. nothing against Aussies, just against that.