Gift.
Just, Gift.
It was a game for the Gameboy Color, I thought it costed fl 40,- (old Dutch currency),but it was in the time we switched to euro's. It turned out to cost 40 EURO's (fl 88,-), this in a time that most GBC games costed fl 35,- or something. I still decided to buy it and have regretted it every day since.
Gift was a little devil... thingy. It could do TWO things. Jump, and hitting things with a stick. Jumping was broken and half of the time you would miss and end up in some pit. Do this three times and it was game over.
Hitting things didn't fare much better. It took 2 or 3 hits to kill the weakest enemy. All they could do as an attack was try to walk into you. Hitting was broken too, so you died half of the time too.
The goal was to capture keys, to open doors, to capture different keys, to get to the boss of the level. I never got beyond the second level.
tl;dr Gift is the worst game I have ever played.
Thanks for letting me vent =), I really needed it.