What is the worst movie that you own?

[Dr Jones]

I only own one film, so by default, the worst film I own is Inglourious Basterds.

Wow.. Get moar movies.. Cause if Inglorious Basterds is the worst you own.. Something is wrong..

Mine would be Plan 9, got it as a gift from a friend, who got it as a gift (didnt even open it ).. It's bad but it's certainly fun, and the history behind it is interesting..

Followed closely by Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Why do people hate it so much? I'm a huge Indy fan (think it's way better than Star Wars) and i liked it. Not the best but still, it managed to do what it wanted.

 

[SniperMacFox]

Magic Kid. If you can find Magic Kid or if you've watched Magic Kid, then you know what I'm talking about.

 

[Sabrestar]

Worst, technically, would be the animated Lord of the Rings. Picked up online for 1 cent. (Yes, for 1 cent plus shipping.)

It's truly awful, yes, and it is as bad as all the stories you've heard about it. However, its sheer awfulness is so overwhelming that watching it becomes a truly hysterical outing. My wife and I were on the floor laughing at the mere sight of the DVD menu. (On which Gandalf is clearly compensating for something.)

This says it better than I could, and it doesn't even touch on half the stuff like hobbits eating their fists, Frodo calling for Gandalf in a bedroom voice, and the Infamous Running Montage: http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/bakshi/bakshi.htm

 

[AceTrilby]

Either Raptor (a film that includes a bizarrely boring 7 minute long sex scene - 7 MINUTES!) or Megashark vs Giant Octopus. That one was a gift.

 

[wilsontheterrible]

None of these paltry abominations can hold a candle to my collection of vomit inducing 1980's films. If you want a real and true terrible movie I suggest the pick of the litter, the most delightfully terrible piece of cinematography I've ever witnessed:

The Ultimate Ninja made in 1986, a true treasure if there ever was one.

 

[lorddeox]

I would say Alone in the Dark II

 

[newwiseman]

I don't buy bad movies so probably super troopers, it is the stupidest.

 

[Quellist]

Someone bought me 'Vampire Knights' for christmas because, well, fuck knows why. Its so bad its like watching a porno, only without the sex...

 

[Arqus_Zed]

The Nine Lives Of Fritz The Cat

I'm... I'm sorry, so sorry...

 

[Ocelano]

Postal, the Uwe Boll movie.

Ooh Good that was full of terrible corny goodness

My one Is an old New Zealand flick By the guy who went on to make Lord of the rings called Bad Taste

truly lives up to its name let see some examples well there is this part where this guy is driving an iron spike down through another guys heel theres a bit where a guy falls from the ceiling with a chainsaw cutting right through another guy and comes out between his legs saying "I've been born again"
and much much worse

 

[Commissar Sae]

Wow, Can't decide, I own too many bad movies. Ummmmm, most are of the so bad its good category though so....

Think I;ll have to make it a tie between Alien Apocalypse and Cyclops. But AA is automatically watchable due to Bruce Campbell so Cyclops is officially the worst movie I own. And thats saying a lot.

 

[clipse15]

Well I generally buy movies on impulse. I own about 250 dvds and without even looking I know the worst film I own is Southland Tales. Tied for second though is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

 

[Gizmo1990]

RotS wasn't bad, was it? I seem to recall it was waaaay better than AotC, even if we had to put up with all of Hayden Christensen's whining (and there surely must've been more in AotC)

Yes but a kick in the balls was better than AotC

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I lol'ed my ass off. Thank you, Pinkie.

What can I say? I need to supply the public with their regular dosage of Tommy Wiseau.

 

[Hosker]

Probably Battle Royale 2. I should have really have done some research into it beforehand. Still, it's still enjoyable simply by how bad it is.

 

[Jodah]

Why Dune of course!

 

[Jakub324]

Goal 3. I watched it with my brother and some friends and we were so disappointed we just sat there in silence for almost half an hour. Seriously, if you like the Goal series and haven't seen the third instalment, keep it that way, it's SHIT.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Robocop 2 and 3.

The only way I could get the original was to buy the trilogy edition.