What is the worst movie that you own?

[Spectral Dragon]

Lord of the rings. No, seriously. The late 70ies cartoon LotR. I've watched it once, and it's so bad it's funny. Kinda like The Room.

It is seriously hilarious, but not intended to be. So yeah... Got it from my grandfather in the belief that it was the recent movie... Probably.

 

[Scarim Coral]

The anime film Martian Successor Nadesico: Prince of Darkness

It was during my University days I had quite a few money to spend and I saw the dvd at the comic book shop. I thought "Hey I love the anime and I haven't seen the film yet!". I soon came to regret with my decision.

 

[JasonKaotic]

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.
Not only does the film make hardly any sense, it's not Final Fantasy at all. And it's generally not that good.
It's not THAT bad, I just don't actually own that many films.

Also, if anyone here owns Bubble, we can easily call a /thread when they arrive to the thread.

 

[AlAaraaf74]

Power Ranger's in Space on VHS. It's the worst movie I own, but at the same time, it's the funniest movie ever made.

 

[ManimalR]

10,000 BC, worst pile of chronologically inaccurate trash I have ever seen

 

[SckizoBoy]

Alexander. An interminably long time spent with a desert backdrop and nothing happening. Worse, it's the director's cut. So even more time spent with nothing.
It was a present.

These days, I watch that film purely for the Gaugemela scene (which is fairly accurate). It wasn't a bad battle scene, I think. Alexander the Great (with Richard Burton) was visually shit, but more historically accurate (chronology and event wise), and in all honesty, I can't tell which film's worse.

Based on what popular consensus is, it's a tie: Spider-Man 3, Superman Returns and Revenge of the Sith (PS I like them)

RotS wasn't bad, was it? I seem to recall it was waaaay better than AotC, even if we had to put up with all of Hayden Christensen's whining (and there surely must've been more in AotC)...

OT: Clash of the Titans (2010)... yeah... just so as I could big up the 1984 one and remind me how damned awesome it was (even though I got nightmares for a month after watching it... shut up, I was six at the time).

 

[Xerosch]

I think it's this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2vKfxXE7_4

I only own it to make people experience Bij. And that thing with the glasses is male. And the hero.

 

[karloss01]

Transformers 2 off the top of my head, it just had no sense of direction and the rasist bots were like a third of the film.

 

[newguy77]

Personally, Spy Kids 3D. What? I was young and stupid. Although I still kind of like the mega race thing. As far as family goes, Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer.

 

[Lionsfan]

Either Alexander or Corrina Corrina. I got Alexander as a gift, and I bought Corrina Corrina because I missed a week of school in 8th grade, and had to catch up on the movie since we had a test on it

 

[Jonny49]

The Wicker Man remake.

Greatest comedy ever made.

 

[Toriver]

For me, I can't exactly remember all the movies I own, but I have DVDs of X-Men 3, The Chronicles of Riddick, and The Village, so from what I remember, I guess they qualify. Can't decide which among them is the worst. I believe I still have Star Wars Episode I on cassette somewhere too. That would probably win if I could find it.

 

[LordXel]

It's a tie for me.

Transformers 2 (I do love the first film but when I saw Revenge of the Fallen second time round, I couldn't remember if Transformers 2 was a real film, or a bad dream)

Hercules in New York (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)

 

[Darth Sea Bass]

Hmm tough one i already traded in some particular stinkers but of the ones i still have i'd have to say it's either... End of Days the schwarzenegger movie or Die Hard 4. Neither are particularly bad movies just not outstanding either.

 

[The Cheshire]

The Wicker Man remake.

Greatest comedy ever made.

Oh God, I wonder how such a piece of shite could come up based on such a fantastic original work. Nicolas Cage in that film just basically RAPES the whole concept of acting. Jesus, what a pathetic film, to think the original 1970s one was such a great film.

I have both Super Mario and Batman & Robin, VHS copies from when I was like...10 years old.

I also got Sin City, it was a gift, a friend knows I really like all that noir shit and thought I'd love it. Well, I thank him for the kind thought but the film is vomitive. I really can't understand how so much people like mash-up of absurd violence, needless voice-over and overuse of post-production effects.

 

[Shadu]

Live action 102 Dalmations. I have it because I was young when it came out and thought I wanted it. Now that I'm older, I don't want it.

 

[Rathcoole]

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. What a piece of crap.

Reason: My older brother saw it in a shop and bought it for me when I was a kid.

 

[JMan]

Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Bubble. Oh my god, Bubble! How do you make a movie with a budget of $1.6 million and not even write a script or use professional actors?