What is the worst movie that you own?

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Hollock

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Probably Drag me to hell, or snatch. Not that they're bad, they're just the worst ones I own.
 

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Day of the Dead 2 horrible thing i picked up when in New Zealand, not done by george a. romero, low budget...SHITE! The only reason i still have it is because it's region 4 and no stores would buy the crap urghhhh
 

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JMan said:
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
You think that's bad? I love that movie! I watch it whenever I'm hanging out hanging out hanging out with the family. Having ourselves a paaaarty
 

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Final Fantasy Advent Children.

I don't own a lot of movies so this is probably the worst I own. My friend bought it for me as a birthday present. Even though I'd already seen it. :/
 

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VaudevillianVeteran said:
Mine is The Room by Tommy Wiseau.
It's like watching a traincrash, you can't look away.
YOU HAVE HOW MANY POST!!!???

OT: Mine has to be Transformers 2 as my father bought the double pack for me.
 

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Stacy

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368296/

Teenage girls start going into a state of euphoria and produce a drug like substance called, "Butterfly Twinkle Powder" out of their pores. They then turn into zombies that can only be killed by being chopped up into 213 pieces. The world slids into a deep depression as all there girls disappear, and population plummets. While a team of near zombie female cosplayers dick around in an infected military base, they find out that the zombies are eating people because they just want to be loved, and think that eating people will get at the love inside of people. Meanwhile a lonely man strikes up a relationship with a giddy, near zombie schoolgirl, and starts telling her stories with his hand puppets. When the girl finally turns full on zombie, he figures out how to not get eaten, has sex with her, the resulting half zombie offspring becomes the next stage of human evolution, and all the worlds religions get replaced by a religion based on the aformentioned hand puppet show.

Really. That's the plot. For seriously.
 

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Hollock said:
JMan said:
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
You think that's bad? I love that movie! I watch it whenever I'm hanging out hanging out hanging out with the family. Having ourselves a paaaarty
I still watch it with friends for how hilariously bad it is. It's more like an instructional guide on how not to make a movie.
 

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Moving McAllister. It's a garbage movie that I found in a discount bin for like $5 and it definitely wasn't worth it. But at least it had Mila Kunis in it...
 

Jazzeki

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the fourth harry potter movie or the third pirates of the carabien.
personally though i find pirates to be better than most do and i hate the harry potter movie more than most so i guess that wins. both i only really own to complete the series... witch i don't do with harry potter anyway anyway since i gave up on harry potter ever being worth it at all.
 

AM City Watch

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Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter

Don't get me wrong, I love the weird little thing. But it's not a good movie, not at all.
 

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NameIsRobertPaulson said:
Stealthygamer said:
Street Fighter with Jean Claude Vann Damne
Is that a bad movie?

The movie is amazing, both of you. I own it on VHS, and it's the best video game movie I've seen.

OT: The Worst movie I own... had to go and look...Might be Transformers. The First one. It's bad, but when TFII came out, it became the best worst thing I own.
 

Coraxian

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In the name of the king. Far from proud of owning it. Bought it in a supermarket for ?5, but it was still a rip off.

As Stephen Fry would call it: arse gravey of the worst kind.
Or: sometimes there just isn't enough vomit in the world.
 
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GrimSheeper said:
Postal, the Uwe Boll movie.
Oooh...you're a brave soul sir.

Honestly? I've no idea. I've some truly god-awful ones(The American Ninja series, The Original Spiderman, Trolls 2), some truly trashy ones (any Cynthia Rothrock film, Leprechaun in Da Hood), some so good they're bad (2010, The Postman), some so bad they're good (Gremlins, Labyrinth) and some...well...


Why do I collect them? I collect books the same way...I just enjoy seeing how bad something can get with the right amount of passion/desperation.

Lifeless shite like Transformers can suck my left nipple. Give me Attack of The Killer Tomatoes over X Men 3 anyday.

Even Highlander 5 over Phantom Menace, and you've not seen trash until you see that movie.