What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

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Todd Ralph said:
Into the wild by Sean Penn

The movie, book, and even the story of the main character is only considered tragic because of how stupid he honestly was. He came from a sheltered world and thought nature would be just as so. Im kinda glad he got it in the end.

Then the diary of a wimpy kid i just found annoying

next is the twilight series but i think thats more from my sheer hatred of Stephanie Meyer and her books.
That's a little harsh. You're glad he died?
 

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Sucker Punch or Scott Pilgrim. The two films I've ever left the cinema and demanded my money back - and succeeded.
 

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So two guys get lost in a desert....that's it. I have just described Gerry to you. 90 minutes of pauciloquent, dreary, monotonous, faux avant-garde bullshit. No redeemable qualities. Utter waste of time.
 

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Blindness. WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIMES

Here the plot, everyone is going blind. Its some new disease that is going around. The government decide to isolate all the people who are going blind into a abandon insane ward. Also there a woman who can see and pretends to be blind so she can be with her husband. She useless ***** I ever seen in a movie. Now one guy declare himself ruler, saying they have to listen to him and his group to get food. Why does everyone listen to him and not fight for it? Because the guy has a gun. Yes..a newly blind guy somehow got a gun within the building and is planning on using it.

Now, the woman who can see grab a pair of scissors as a weapon. SHE DOES NOTHING WITH THEM! She could have put a stop to this from the start but fuck that.

WHAT..THE..FUCK!

Oh that not it. THAT IS NOT IT! To earn the food, the "king" makes everyone give up their valuables. Why? Who the fuck knows, their suck in this building until the government can find a cure anyways so pointless. Next thing they want for food is to have all the women from the other groups to be their sex slave. So all the woman go, have sex (Or rape as the movie implies but I call bullshit.) So the woman finally snaps and kills the king.

Ugh it just..PISSES me off to no end. I had to stop half-way through to his movie and just read the plot online. Most retarded movie of all time.
 

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Dude Where's My Car - I swear my I.Q dropped after watching this.Dumbest piece of unfunny shit I think I've ever seen.I even tried rewatching it while stoned to see if that would make it funny and nope it was still dumb as fuck
 

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darkcalling said:
The worst film that I've ever seen by far has to be Napoleon Dynamite. I will never understand what people saw in that movie. The characters were boring, the plot went nowhere, etc. Heck I actually punched my brother in the head for convincing me to watch that movie. Though to be fair he hadn't seen it yet either and had borrowed it from a friend. I had never met the friend or I would've punched HIM instead.
Fuck, I hated that movie. I'm kind of convinced that it's one of those things where it gets so overhyped as a comedy that people would rather pretend they thought it was a riot than admit they hated it and risk looking dumb.

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chowderface said:
Chedderwolf said:
However, the worst movie i have ever seen had to have been Eragon. Seriously, that movie screwed the plot up so much from the books. Even if you didn't read the books (like 2 of my friends who watched the movie with me) it was terrible.
The book was toasted shit on a stick. It didn't even deserve a movie in the first place.
Hey, it wasn't that bad for a first try. I enjoyed it, and the sequels (haven't got the conclusion, though - I should). No ASoIaF, though, not by a looooong shot.
No, it was totally that bad, man. All the plot points mapped to the plot points of Star Wars exactly (where dragons stand in for laser swords), except that Eragon is a cock and I find myself completely unable to sympathize with him.
 

Todd Ralph

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Yep but it's how he died that gets the dumbass award. He went into the wild with little to no supplies no map no survival skills. He dies no shit 3 miles from a major road and 5 miles or so from a town. I have no sympathy for idiots
 

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Mallefunction said:
The Last Airbender. God was THAT a POS

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You do NOT /thread your OWN posts, etiquette people!

OT: Most likely The Room or Scott Pilgrim VS The World, both were an entire waste of time!
 

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Foxpack1 said:
Watership Down.

How is it possible to make a childrens cartoon film about rabbits horrifying? This film did that.
It was supposed to? That's the entire reason for that movie, teach children about stark reality.

People die.