What is the worst name you've ever heard?

[Waverer]

I was discussing really bad names for kids with a couple of my friends and we came up with a pretty entertaining amount, and I was wondering if you guys could think of some horrible horrible names

 

[Space Spoons]

That kid who was named after Hitler probably has it pretty bad. Well, him or his sister, "Aryan Nation."

 

[Anarchemitis]

Brainkrieg [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail141.html].

 

[UberCharlie]

When I worked at a video store, I always felt bad for Mr. Balls. Brian Balls. I could never make conversation with that guy. What was I going to ask him? "Hi, Brian! How's your brother Harry?"

 

[Combined]

There was a guy who's last name, when translated, was Mr. Scrambled Eggs.

 

[The_Prophet]

Kalasnjikovka (from AK(-47)). This is true

 

[Corven]

I new a girl in my old school named leukemia, but without the 'e' in the beginning.

 

[TMAN10112]

Shithead(pronounced shi-thead), as for people I know, basil(pronounced ba-sil).

 

[Waverer]

When I worked at a video store, I always felt bad for Mr. Balls. Brian Balls. I could never make conversation with that guy. What was I going to ask him? "Hi, Brian! How's your brother Harry?"

Hahaha seriously? Woooww that's awesome. Sad but great. An actor with the last name Morrow named his kid "Tu Morrow." That's just cruel haha.

 

[Dechef]

Spechelle, on Pimp my ride. My first thought was "oh, as in special needs?"

 

[Waverer]

I was discussing really bad names for kids with a couple of my friends and we came up with a pretty entertaining amount, and I was wondering if you guys could think of some horrible horrible names

One teacher I had name was Imma Dickerson not lying at all

Wow...that's impressive! Thanks xD, definitely will note that one.

 

[PureChaos]

one of my friends new someone called Emma Roids

 

[phenoch]

Someone at my old workplace was named M. Fuck (translated from German).

 

[Corven]

Oh, I have another one, my sister knew a guy named Ben Dover.

 

[Vlane]

That kid who was named after Hitler probably has it pretty bad. Well, him or his sister, "Aryan Nation."

I second the Hitler child. I laughed my ass of when I read about it.

Edit: In Bam Margera's show "Unholy Union" (I thik that's the exact name) he met a guy named Dushan Mandic. That was also funny.

 

[gibboss28]

I had a teacher called Hugh Pratt...

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

Richard Payne, or when shortened, Dick Payne.

 

[Waverer]

Haha these are good. Some we thought of were: Bertha, Bess, Tyrome, Laquicha, Herbert, Eleanor, Igor, Olga...ugly names like that haha.