What is the worst name you've ever heard?

[zacaron]

there is a kid at my high school his name is a cross between an asian name and a western name
first name: Harry
last name : Whang

 

[milomalo]

Kalasnjikovka (from AK(-47)). This is true

u r gay and i found the coolest name ever

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

the staff sgt. its just a tittle but the Max Fightmaster is his real name

http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html

And the "u r gay" bit is a joke lol

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Gaylord Buttsexington. Definately a trap of a name for a straight man who lives in San Francisco.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

i know this rather nice bloke, who's name makes me feel very sorry for him... i mean, seriously, what kind of parent names there child Paul Hiscock? (think about that for a moment and you'll realise what that sounds like)

The parents are sick in the head on so many levels.

 

[Etrius_the_seraphim]

mike hunt (say it fast as if there is no space between them)

 

[ChocoCake]

I'll add my two cents: Clementine Pansy Keller.
My friend's uncle got married and named his kid that, and he's a male. I feel sorry for him.

 

[SneakyBawls]

I live in a small town in Michigan and in this small town we have a Dick Washer and a Dick Hair. I'm not kidding. When we asked them why the hell their parents hated them so much, they had to be explained why it was messed up. Small towns bite...

Nicholas Angel: "And are they as big as he is?"
Danny Butterman: "Who?"
Nicholas Angel: "The mum and the sister?"
Danny Butterman: "Same person."

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

my teachers brother is Harry Dick.

 

[Aiden Rebirth]

my jrotc teacher was named Col. Fredrick Weiners. no joke, however let it be known he was the greatest teacher ever.

 

[iseko]

A friend of my mom has two kids. Alfa and Omega... I shit you not!

 

[Neosage]

Mike hunt.

 

[zombiez]

Ladies and gentlemen, Yourhighness:

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[curlycrouton]

This poor man:

Spoiler: Large Picture.

 

[Dancingman]

a kid in my Air Cadet flight was named Levi Wigington, he was our flight commander

That is amazingly Ironic!

And Eleanor sounds like a librarian name :/ I personally don't like it xD

I like Eleanor, but mainly for Eleanor Roosevelt, the wife of FDR (one of the best presidents the US ever had) for those of you who don't know.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Celebrities come up with some award-winningly bad names, Penn Jilette's daughter's name is Moxie Crimefighter. I think that's just awesome.

 

[BallPtPenTheif]

Gunner

 

[Zephirius]

I know someone whose last name is Butt. And pronounced incorrectly you can make his first name sound like "it's her".

 

[goater24]

There was a pair of twins in the UK called Benson and Hedges.

 

[captain awesome 12]

Indian dude named, (no joke) Sucdique.