What is the WORST possible thing to say at the beginning of a date?

[traceur_]

"I enjoy sodomising small animals"

That'd probably end most dates right there and then,

 

[Jaythulhu]

"I enjoy sodomising small animals"

That'd probably end most dates right there and then,

You haven't been on the internet for long, have you?

 

[Zorg Machine]

ima full on rapist!

you mean a philanthropist?

OT: btw I'm homeless so we'll have to do it at your place

we have to be silent when we get back to my place since my parents and wife are light sleepers.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

I remember a female comedian who was talking about having a wedding dress in her cupboard, and asked the audience for suggestions, and by far the best was 'Wear it on first dates!'

'So hi, nice to meet you , I should say I'm not looking for anything too serious right now...'