What is the worst/silliest way to die?

[Claymorez]

Walking along on a beach and then a coconut falling from a palm tree, hitting you on the head and killing you.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Having a whale land on you.

 

[silasbufu]

after you kill 100 enemies rambo style, you get bitten by a tiny spider and die.

 

[Aunel]

Having a whale land on you.

that's why people nuke them of course.

OT: death by snoo snoo.

 

[BlackJack47]

Freak yachting accident...seriously freak, like your walking in the street and a yacht falls on you.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Having a whale land on you.

quite likely when Neonbob's around.
have you seen all those flying whales? I'm surprised there hasn't been any (Mentioned) fatalities yet.

OP: Ummm... Geez. just dying in general, I suppose. especially if you haven't fulfilled your duty.

 

[crudus]

death via overdose on caffeine.

 

[Mr.Brownsimple]

Hunting accident, it's silly because it's very ironic. You're in the woods, doing your thing, and then you get shot out of no-where. Deer can relate.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Death from a teddy bear.

Fallout 3 has proved this can happen.

 

[Claymorez]

Jerking off to weird porn because you haven't gotten laid in a long period of time, and coming so much and so hard that it shoots up your nose, lodges in your throat, and suffocates you. Then your body is found by your mom and the computer's still on.

TOO MUCH TOO MUCH lmao

 

[ryai458]

you fall down a manhole and hugged to death by a lonely crocidile

 

[Smudge91]

Death by papercut, you think its ok then bam septisema (can't spell it) comes in and settles down for the night.
Or being suffocated by bubblewrap.
edit: ho ho this was my 666 post and my boyfriend would like to add green giant onto the end. Thanks geon.

 

[Fox1789]

falling through an outhouse and drowning in feces

 

[wewontdie11]

Take your pick. [www.darwinawards.com]

 

[Drakmeire]

I hate to sound gross but there have been many cases in which someone will have a heart attack when they orgasm.

 

[siege_1302]

Any death that isn't in battle. Specifically, death by extreme irony.

E.g. animal rights activist mauled by tiger.

That or explosive flatulence.

 

[Spektre41]

Raped to death by a horse.

 

[bigdaddy95]

Death by dividing by zero, I get attacked by such equation a lot, I should get a medal for surviving.

But a little more serious, I would say death by toy soldiers who have been miraculously brought back to life.