What is the worst/silliest way to die?

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HentMas

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you shoot someone in the foot

and then he kicks you to death

hahahahahahahahaha
 

C117

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Make a great name as a practitioner of extreme-sports, then die by tripping over a cat.
 

jestertheork

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well, as the final destination series has taught me (and i loved every one of them unconditionally) that the worst way to die, is for a pool drain to start up when your swimming, it sucks you to the bottom where while your suffocating, the pressure valve goes into overdrive, ruptures and explodes, pulling your organs out your rear and through the ruptured valve where they shoot into the sky where everyone can see them.... meh, it was better to see it in 3d
 

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Death by tripping over a small dog and falling face first through a glass table.
 

2012 Wont Happen

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silasbufu said:
after you kill 100 enemies rambo style, you get bitten by a tiny spider and die.

*claps*

OT:

Jumping off the empire state building and having somebody snipe you in the head on the way down

You can't commit suicide without someone fuckin' up your plan hahaha
 

Random Argument Man

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Armored Prayer said:
Death from a teddy bear.

Fallout 3 has proved this can happen.
Conker's Bad fur day also proved this theory. They also proved that squirrels are deadly.

EDIT: Oh and this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1000_Ways_to_Die#Episode_12_.E2.80.93_I_See_Dead_People_.28And_They.27re_Cracking_Me_Up.29_.E2.80.93_Original_Air_Date:_April_5.2C_2009
 

bigdaddy95

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Death by epic fail, does not matter what it is, it is just that you failed so hard you die.
 

Wintermoot

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spontanious human combustian under water getting hit by a astroid or somehow getting killed by a paperclip
 

crudus

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Reuq said:
crudus said:
death via overdose on caffeine.
Not possable, at least not in my experience... thought im sure it could happen.
Why not? Too much of anything can kill you (even water). The average caffeine dose in your soft drink is 50 milligrams (100mg in some of the higher end ones), and energy drinks have anywhere between 70-200mg, while the average cup of coffee is 125mg. So, the maximum does of caffeine I have had in a 24 hour period is ~300mg. The lethal does of caffeine is 10 grams. I don't know about about you but I have never had 50 energy drinks, 200 cans of coke, or 80 cups of coffee in a day. Hence it is a silly way to die because it is a silly amount of liquid you need to drink! Although, you may have done more first-hand research than I.
 

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Drowning in the swimming pool on the deck of a cruise liner while it is in the middle of the ocean.
 

PxDn Ninja

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crudus said:
Reuq said:
crudus said:
death via overdose on caffeine.
Not possable, at least not in my experience... thought im sure it could happen.
Why not? Too much of anything can kill you (even water). The average caffeine dose in your soft drink is 50 milligrams (100mg in some of the higher end ones), and energy drinks have anywhere between 70-200mg, while the average cup of coffee is 125mg. So, the maximum does of caffeine I have had in a 24 hour period is ~300mg. The lethal does of caffeine is 10 grams. I don't know about about you but I have never had 50 energy drinks, 200 cans of coke, or 80 cups of coffee in a day. Hence it is a silly way to die because it is a silly amount of liquid you need to drink! Although, you may have done more first-hand research than I.
I vouch that it is very possible to OD on caffeine. I used to do caffeine pills when I was in high school as a drug of choice and had two grams at a party and thought I was going to die, and that is just a fifth of the lethal dosage. My heart was beating a mile a minute and everything was slow and fast at the same time. It was really odd, but scary. I quit caffeine pills the next day.