What is the worst/silliest way to die?

[Pimppeter2]

Killed by a Mudcrab

 

[MiserableOldGit]

Jumping off a high building with a spatchelor taped to your back.

 

[KEGman321]

Any death that isn't in battle. Specifically, death by extreme irony.

E.g. animal rights activist mauled by tiger.

That or explosive flatulence.

You can also die by choking on a lifesaver.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Slipping on a bar of soap in the shower. I would hate to be the one that finds the body.

 

[pantallica95]

The worst way would be to attempt suicide, fail, and then get hit by a bus.

 

[Alcari]

death via overdose on caffeine.

Not possable, at least not in my experience... thought im sure it could happen.

Why not? Too much of anything can kill you (even water). The average caffeine dose in your soft drink is 50 milligrams (100mg in some of the higher end ones), and energy drinks have anywhere between 70-200mg, while the average cup of coffee is 125mg. So, the maximum does of caffeine I have had in a 24 hour period is ~300mg. The lethal does of caffeine is 10 grams. I don't know about about you but I have never had 50 energy drinks, 200 cans of coke, or 80 cups of coffee in a day. Hence it is a silly way to die because it is a silly amount of liquid you need to drink! Although, you may have done more first-hand research than I.

Im not sure that you could drink that much though, so it would have to be injected.... which wouldn't be silly!

Not to worry, I am reliably informed by people in my email inbox that it's possible to buy 100 caffeine pills for the low, low special of $6.99 per bottle, only today. At 200mg per pill, that's one cheap suicide.

Or, you could try for the 100-cups-of-coffee effect seen in Futurama.

 

[Nukey]

tying to fight a group of super hero's in psychopathic rage then getting killed by an overpowered beam of light that leaves you a pile of charred bones.

 

[SnipErlite]

Jerking off to weird porn because you haven't gotten laid in a long period of time, and coming so much and so hard that it shoots up your nose, lodges in your throat, and suffocates you. Then your body is found by your mom and the computer's still on.

This

 

[Ace Jackson]

Breaking your neck attempting to perform auto-fellatio.

 

[bcponpcp27]

When we my friends and I were going over some of the best ways to die, I came up with one that could also be horribly humiliating.

I said "death by sex parade"

My friend replied "local man trampled to death by gay pride parade"

Yeah that would kinda suck.

 

[crudus]

death via overdose on caffeine.

Not possable, at least not in my experience... thought im sure it could happen.

Why not? Too much of anything can kill you (even water). The average caffeine dose in your soft drink is 50 milligrams (100mg in some of the higher end ones), and energy drinks have anywhere between 70-200mg, while the average cup of coffee is 125mg. So, the maximum does of caffeine I have had in a 24 hour period is ~300mg. The lethal does of caffeine is 10 grams. I don't know about about you but I have never had 50 energy drinks, 200 cans of coke, or 80 cups of coffee in a day. Hence it is a silly way to die because it is a silly amount of liquid you need to drink! Although, you may have done more first-hand research than I.

Im not sure that you could drink that much though, so it would have to be injected.... which wouldn't be silly!

Sure you could. Have you hear of Monster's BFC (Big Fucking Can)? It is a liter of monster and has 10g of what they call an "energy blend", a fourth of which is caffeine. So drink 4 of them and you OD on caffeine alone.

 

[Baldry]

Being beaten by a baby with a rattle

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Impalement by Paperclip.

 

[IckleMissMayhem]

Decapitation by rollercoaster. And before you start, I witnessed it, and it ain't pretty.

 

[Pendragon9]

Dying while sitting on your toilet.

I guess you couldn't release that payload.