What is the worst/silliest way to die?

[Fbuh]

Cat sleeping on your face, smothering you to death with his cuddliness.

 

[rvdm88]

Death by Ambulance from the skies!

(like this guy at 0:54 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOaw1c6XaeQ)

 

[zohmbee]

Death via hardcore Twilight fans.

They're getting close, I can feel it...I've still got bruises.

 

[Lethal Hunter]

Ravaged by Llamas.

Or choking on food. Seriously, how dull do you have to be to die from not chewing your food.

 

[Ranthus]

death via overdose on caffeine.

Not possable, at least not in my experience... thought im sure it could happen.

Oh, it's possible.
Inject 2g into your body.
Or just drink 300 > cans of Diet Coke.
The worst way? Having parts of your body cut off/shot at regular intervals, then just staying there until you bleed to death.

 

[Icehearted]

Yes, I'm sure most of us can agree that theoretically, snoo snoo is a good death indeed.

I heard some reporter died from a blood clot because he was sitting too long in a military vehicle. That's a pretty silly (but very tragic) death.

 

[Carboncrown]

Turns out 2012 was real, god that would suck, i hate being wrong.

And best would be eating too much super slurm while having snoo snoo.

 

[ConstantJoe]

Not sure if it's the worst, or even bad, and I know that to some (myself included), it would be an awesome way to go, but in Neil Gaiman's Anansi Boys, an cheeky old man dies by falling off a karaoke stage mid-song, landing on a blonde big-breasted bimbo, pulls her tubetop off, and collapses dead onto the floor with a smile on his face.

 

[mrtenk]

dick in a toaster.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

I have heard story. I can't remember it exactly but I had heard that 2 boys had been killed by cow poo. They were digging in the pile of dead grass and cow poo (those large ones you see on farms) and they dug like a tunnel near the bottom. they went in and it collapsed on them. Death by cow poo.

 

[TwitchierGuitar]

I'd say dying from your own fumes in the bathroom... while still on the throne! That's the silliest AND most humiliating way to die. But look at the bright side: you don't have to worry about clean up!

 

[RanD00M]

Death from a teddy bear.

Fallout 3 has proved this can happen.

Who?where?how?when.

 

[DefiantlyNotAnAlt]

Being zombified by a headcrab.

 

[Iampringles]

Choking on horse penis.

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

nibbled to death by a hedgehog.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Walking along on a beach and then a coconut falling from a palm tree, hitting you on the head and killing you.

Having a whale land on you.

Freak yachting accident...seriously freak, like your walking in the street and a yacht falls on you.

Too keep with the aquatic theme here, I would think it funny as hell if I were to go to a beach while a dead, beached whale is being "removed." The process involves explosives so being crushed by flying, flaming, whale meat would be the sort of death I would laugh at from the afterlife

 

[GrimTuesday]

Eaten by rabbits. Oh the irony

The worst way would be death by cheese grater.