What is the worst thing done to you by a sibling?

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

My sister convinced me to move to Texas to watch her dogs while she went away to Italy for a month. She said that I would love Austin and it was the place for me. When she finally came home she kicked me out of her place. With not job or place to stay yet I had to move back home to Delaware. That's two 1600 mile drives alone in the course of a month.

She got angry at me when we were playing keep away and I ended up getting the ball. Because of this she slammed my face into the asphalt splitting my head open.

Needless to say, I really don't like my sister.

 

[Datalord]

I thought if i kept shaking him, he'd stop crying, i'm sorry

/bad joke

I haven't done anything too bad to a sibling, but my older sister tripped my on a concrete patio and gave me a concussion.

 

[petrolmonkey]

both of my brothers peed into a bowl and threw it on me when I was 8.

Ah, that old classic.

O.O Classic? Whoa, help needed is far beyond my expertise. Which is anything, seeing as I'm not an expert. At anything

Anyway, I broke my older brothers arm by pushing him of the top of a bunk bed, and broke my little brothers legs.Without touching him
Told him monsters were in the TV, he got a plunger to get monsters out of said TV, big TV + 5 year old, ouch...
And after it all, I was most worried about the TV...
I was 7 though...

It isn't an actual classic, I just thought it was amusing. And it wasn't your fault your brother was stupid enough to plunger the monsters out.

 

[IronDuke]

both of my brothers peed into a bowl and threw it on me when I was 8.

Ah, that old classic.

O.O Classic? Whoa, help needed is far beyond my expertise. Which is anything, seeing as I'm not an expert. At anything

Anyway, I broke my older brothers arm by pushing him of the top of a bunk bed, and broke my little brothers legs.Without touching him
Told him monsters were in the TV, he got a plunger to get monsters out of said TV, big TV + 5 year old, ouch...
And after it all, I was most worried about the TV...
I was 7 though...

It isn't an actual classic, I just thought it was amusing. And it wasn't your fault your brother was stupid enough to plunger the monsters out.

I'm pretty sure it is a classic. I remember all the neighborhood kids getting together and peeing in a big bucket, and mixing it with the seeds of a tree that were incredibly itchy, and then throwing it on this kid we hated. Yup that was probably the cruelest thing ive ever done.

My sister told me our blueberry scented soap tasted great, but when I bit off a chunk she only laughed. I got her back though, because once she accidentally hurt me and I flew into a rage and smashed her head against a brick wall for a while... Ahhh the golden years.

 

[Haydyn]

My b*tch little wh*re step sister:
at 11 years old saying I had no friends
throwing her bathing suit on me in the car, GOD that was nasty
her and her friend spitting in a pile on the fence post where I put my hand climbing over
taking 50 bucks from my grandpa, and he thought I did it
raising two cats to be evil by mistreating them every day
leaving her underwear by my clean clothes
waking me up at 8 am playing the recorder very loudly, without rythem

O, but I've got my share of revenge:
she came running by me for no reason while I was playing pool, and I tripped her, it was awesome! she went DOOOOOWWWWWNN!
kicking her in the shin, then tapping her foot with a golf club
insulting her every chance I get
O ya, I remember a good one: While on a vacation in winter, I peed on an ice ball the size of a large coconut, then threw it at her face, with the part I pissed on hitting her dead on, and no one but me and my bro knew about the pee.

And the worst part is that her mother tried to kill herself, and she doesn't know. I wanted to tell her and use that against her. (her mom has multiple personalities, looks like a lesbian, and is a jeahovah (sp) witness. How much more material could I want? O ya, and she has a new "boyfriend" every two weeks!)

 

[New Troll]

Would be a much more interesting read if my siblings were asked this very question.

As for me, I really gots nothing. Closest thing I can come up with is when I asked one of my sisters to pretend to be mom and call me in sick so I could spend the day with my girlfriend who had already graduated. But she didn't so the school ended up calling my mom at work. Busted.

 

[Valkyira]

O ya, I remember a good one: While on a vacation in winter, I peed on an ice ball the size of a large coconut, then threw it at her face, with the part I pissed on hitting her dead on, and no one but me and my bro knew about the pee.

HAHA! Great story

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

My b*tch little wh*re step sister:
at 11 years old saying I had no friends
throwing her bathing suit on me in the car, GOD that was nasty
her and her friend spitting in a pile on the fence post where I put my hand climbing over
taking 50 bucks from my grandpa, and he thought I did it
raising two cats to be evil by mistreating them every day
leaving her underwear by my clean clothes
waking me up at 8 am playing the recorder very loudly, without rythem

O, but I've got my share of revenge:
she came running by me for no reason while I was playing pool, and I tripped her, it was awesome! she went DOOOOOWWWWWNN!
kicking her in the shin, then tapping her foot with a golf club
insulting her every chance I get
O ya, I remember a good one: While on a vacation in winter, I peed on an ice ball the size of a large coconut, then threw it at her face, with the part I pissed on hitting her dead on, and no one but me and my bro knew about the pee.

And the worst part is that her mother tried to kill herself, and she doesn't know. I wanted to tell her and use that against her. (her mom has multiple personalities, looks like a lesbian, and is a jeahovah (sp) witness. How much more material could I want? O ya, and she has a new "boyfriend" every two weeks!)

Wow...that was an entertaining read. Kudos for the tripping and the snowball, nothing like sweet, sweet physical revenge with pinpoint accuracy

 

[AdamBomb]

My brother and I used to fight all the time. We're about 4 years apart (the perfect distance for an older brother to beat up the younger) so when I was 6 he was 10 and knew how to do things to hurt me and knew he had a higher level of motor skills than I had. Nothing ever too bad because he always felt bad if he ever legitimately hurt me, but here are a few things he used to do to me.

He had this move he used to do called the "scorpion death grip). He'd pin me down with his knees on my shoulders (me on my back). Then he'd take his hands and put his fingers together like you would if you were trying to make your hand look like it's talking, and repeatedly jam them into my collarbone. Doesn't seem like it would hurt that much, but after about 5 seconds it's excrutiating.

I am TERRIFIED of spiders. Partially because my brother used to have this 6 inch long rubber tarantula that he would leave in the most opportune places. He would leave it in the shower when he knew I was about to take a bath. One time it was under my bedsheets. One time it was on the top of a chair I was sitting in, and I didn't know it was there until i shifted in the chair and it fell on my shoulder. I nearly pissed myself.

He would do the same thing with snakes.

He ran me over on his bicycle when he was 8. I was only 4 but it didn't really hurt that much. But my mom saw it and his punishment was far worse than what he actually did to me.

He would take my N64 controllers out of my room (it was "our" system, but it was in my room) because I wanted to watch TV in MY room and wouldn't let him play the system.


After a while though Justin, my brother, learned the hard way about revenge, because as we got a little older, I got bigger and stronger through playing sports and working out and whatnot. He is more of a computer geek now, and now anytime we start to fight, it's not really a contest.

Now that we're 21 and 25 respectively, we get along great. For a while though, it was bad around my house.

 

[Haydyn]

O ya, I remember a good one: While on a vacation in winter, I peed on an ice ball the size of a large coconut, then threw it at her face, with the part I pissed on hitting her dead on, and no one but me and my bro knew about the pee.

HAHA! Great story

[quote="Vanguard_Ex" post="18.112809.2019391

Wow...that was an entertaining read. Kudos for the tripping and the snowball, nothing like sweet, sweet physical revenge with pinpoint accuracy [/quote]

Thank you, it was a 1000 to 1 chance, but the ice ball was perfect. And even though I was trying to say I was sorry after tripping her, I couldn't stop laughing. She litterally went down like a tree. Rather then just being tripped, it was like a mouse trap, her legs stayed in the same place while the rest of her went foward and down, making part of a circle. Man, just thinking about it makes me thirsty for blood.

And that iceball must have been rock solid, as most of it stayed intact. I guess I can cross her off my Sh*t-List, seeing as how she will never top those two things.

 

[InProgress]

I can't quite remember bad things my older borther did to me other than laying down on me and farting in my face. Though the worst I did to him was throwing him through some glass panes that made up a display. We were small(around 5-me and 8-him) and playing "ride the donkey."

 

[Lukeydoodly]

Nothing really we leave each other alone.

My other brothers however fought all the time. This includes one knocking the over down the stairs and hitting him in the head with a baseball bat.