What is the worst thing to think and say during an job interview?

[flangleelgnalf]

"where do you see yourself in 4 years?"
"in your chair"

 

[Breaker deGodot]

This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPTfwW89UIY

 

[rescuer86]

interviewer: "where do you see your self in 5 years?"

me: "doing your wife."

mission accomplished.

*Thinking to self* "Don't say doin your wife, don't say doin your wife, don't say doin your wife"
*Out loud* "Doin' your . . . .son?"

Thank you Family Guy.

 

[Teh Ty]

Keep looking away and getting distracted a lot.

 

[Serioli]

'Why did I leave the Army? Well, they decided I should leave after my last psychiatric evaluation'

 

[CloudTidusVaan]

1. Wear filp-flops to the interview. Wear a smart suit and everything, but wear flip-flops Then when the guy asks: "What can you bring the job?", put your feet up on the desk and shout "I CAN'T EVEN TYPE!"

2. "Look out, sniper!" *Tackle the interviewer onto the floor*

3. Don't let him ask questions. Instead talk about random things. Like, for example, how s**t the British postal service is, or how much you want to kill Nick Griffin. (NOTE: This is a Limey thing. Americans may not understand this one.)

4. "OBJECTION!"

 

[Furious Styles]

"Doin' your...... son."

 

[Oilerfan92]

Also in relation to mine. If he has a picture of his wife and/or daughter easily visible on his desk, make a confused look at it, then pretend to look like your realizing something, then act really nervous.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Pretend to call up your parole officer and tell him you're doing a job interview.

 

[esperandote]

There are som many things...

"I just got out of prission"
"I'll become your boss and fire you"
"I don't have time for this shit"
"I want to do little and be paid a lot"

 

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

"Fred Fredburger Fred Fredburger Fred Fredburger..."

Spoiler: Yes!

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Say "no comment" to any question asked and request to have a lawyer present

 

[quiet_samurai]

"Is that your daughter? So when does she turn 18?"

 

[boeingguy787]

I know The Oatmeal had something about this.

this [http://theoatmeal.com/comics/interviewees]

 

[Fenix_Santiago]

These are all truly fantastic, It'd be awesome if someone from here actually used one of these.

 

[Eatbrainz]

In my previous job i was a rapist murderer.

 

[Blemontea]

"dude look at your desk... it looks like a retard built it... out of his poop...and your mustache... what look are you going for, spawn of hitler... wait your a woman...um well this is awkward. (and if they shake your hand, look at it in disgust and wipe it on your pants as your leaving)

 

[Okuu_Fusion]

Hello... Mr. Dumass

You've got some nice man-breasts there, Mr. Dumass...

So... When do I learn the combination to the company safe?

 

[CouchCommando]

I hate THE baby boomer generation.

 

[Uber Evil]

interviewer: "where do you see your self in 5 years?"

me: "doing your wife."

mission accomplished.

Half-ninja.
This^
EDIT: Well I was ninja'd several times, but I was the only one to post the video, so I feel redeemed.