What is the worst thing you have caught a parent doing? (Change of topic)

[FROGGEman2]

OK, this has left me feeling very patronised and emasculated, and enough people are just saying "You're a pussy, get over it" that I think I'll change the OP here.

Here's the new question: "What is the worst thing you have caught a parent doing?"

But feel free to offer your opinion on the original topic if you actually have something to say.

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OK, this is what happened:

I was staying home from school and I was downstairs and David (my step-dad) was up-stairs. I went to go up to ask him something, he was in his room (I assumed he was working). I knock, a pause.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

And then, "Come in!"
I step inside, just in time to see a picture disappear off-screen.
A picture of a woman...
...with her top-off.

At first I thought, "yeah, relax, all guys do it, right?"
Then, "I wonder what I should do, should I tell mum?"

Now I can't even look at him in the face. I hate talking to him. It doesn't even feel right to be in the same room as him!

What should I do??? HELP!

(Sad that I had to drop the effortlessly emotionless candor that is The Escapist identity, but whatever.)

~EDIT~

OK, people are getting the wrong idea. it's not that there's anything wrong with a guy having a wank, it's just... he's my step-dad! He's married to my mother. I mean, is she OK with it? If it were anyone else, my friend, my dad, my cousin, it would be fine! It;s more about a sense of betrayal than anything else (I have a tingling feeling that no one but those who have had this happen to them could understand...).

~EDIT~

Look, I'm not trying to troll. Here's the question: In a situation like this, what should I do?

 

[Sir Ollie]

Blackmail him! If your that bothered talk to him about it can't make things worse right?

 

[Valkyira]

If it was proper porn you should tell her. But if it was just a topless woman leave it because its not really a big deal.

 

[Nexus424]

There is nothing you can do unfortunately. For this is near the same level as catching them in the act of intercourse. Prepare to be scarred till your own fortitude takes wing and your become stronger as a person. The ride shall be tough but the end is worth it.

[small]Sometimes...[/small]

 

[Blayze]

God forbid he be allowed to masturbate.

 

[FROGGEman2]

What the fuck is wrong with it? You probably look on porn and masturbate, how hard is it a concept to understand that it's very LIKELY that most males do so. And did so for decades if not centuries before that. Of course, mostly without internet. But, y'know.

Just don't bother.

Before I saw it, I would have agreed with you, but it really scars you in really deep psychological ways...

 

[AroLombardi]

I've seen something worse....
My dad has photos of girls on his computer. And with them licking his...*shudders*
And I still have to talk to him. I wanted to claw my eyes out at that moment too...

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I'm in the same position as you, though I think mine is worse. I caught my dad looking at GAY porn. I'm nervous about being alone with him now.

My advice? Slam your head against the wall until that memory dims. That's what I'm doing.

 

[El Poncho]

It's nothing to worry about, maybe your mum isn't giving him some sugar

 

[FROGGEman2]

OK were missing vital information.

By your reaction I assume your female.

Im afraid that due to the nature of male biology our genitals are constantly under threat of rubbing, chaffing moving slightly and as such makes us aware of potential arousal. It then becomes hard not to think of anything else resluting in the need to mastrubate because it feels good.

As a young fella this happens on buses (the erection not the wanking I hope), when you see rolled up linoluem or when you look at the ladies in their undies in the Kays catalogue. Or thats how it was in my day. These days if you cant find porn on the net your unplugged and try to operate the computer with telepathy.

Men in a regular relationship still mastrubate. Men with a very high libido and a regular partner obviously need to mastrubate or they annoy their female partner. I dont think any studies have been performed but Im geussing once a day is the average. 1 mastrubation or one sexual encounter.

So in summary, men wank its natural, the porn comes from the computer so thats where theyll wank. I personally wouldnt use that computer from now on due to issues of contact and keyboard hygiene. Mastrubation is perfectly normal. You may want to make your step dad feel stupid for getting caught though. I suggest a American Pie marathon & numerous pointed jokes until a car or new ninja PC is bought for you.

If your a male.

I suggest you google asexual, I think you might be.

*sigh*

I KNOW what masturbation is, I'm not twelve (hint hint)

It's more of a betrayal/confusion thing than anything else...

 

[AroLombardi]

I'm in the same position as you, though I think mine is worse. I caught my dad looking at GAY porn. I'm nervous about being alone with him now.

My advice? Slam your head against the wall until that memory dims. That's what I'm doing.

Okay, that beats the sh*t out of mine. I feel sorry for you man.

 

[FROGGEman2]

What the fuck is wrong with it? You probably look on porn and masturbate, how hard is it a concept to understand that it's very LIKELY that most males do so. And did so for decades if not centuries before that. Of course, mostly without internet. But, y'know.

Just don't bother.

Before I saw it, I would have agreed with you, but it really scars you in really deep psychological ways...

I doubt it. I walked in on my dad watching porn at least twice. I don't feel scarred at all.

I feel the same way about my dad. This is my step-dad(!!!)

There's a difference you can't understand.

 

[Hoxton]

-snip-

Happened to me once. I just walked calmly to my room and lol'd.
Don't be an idiot, masturbation is perfectly normal and is not considered a betrayal.
And it does not scar you in a deep psychological way little miss drama, you're just playing the victim to make your step dad look bad. People rarely like their step parents, fuck i hate my step dad, but this is simply not an issue. Just lol and carry one, it's simply stupid.