What is Yahtzee Going to Hell For?

[Red Rum]

We all know Yahtzee is a gutter mouth, but what disgustingly hilarious line from his reviews guarantees his spot in the far-reaching pits of Eternal Damnation?

For me, it's from the "Rock Band: Beatles/Guitar Hero 5" review; something about "drinking rubbing alcohol and trying to rape the cat."

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

His output of adventure games and Cowboy Comics.

That and ANYTHING else he did, ooh, pre-2002 ish.

 

[Armored Prayer]

I doubt Yahtzee will go to hell for anything he says.

 

[Project_Omega]

For being completely badass . Full stop

 

[brainless906]

Yahtzee is going to heaven.
for being so damn funny.

 

[ThePirateMan]

Evrything.

By the way, why does evryone love him so much :/?

 

[AfterAscon]

He's already there (Australia).

 

[lwm3398]

I doubt Yahtzee will go to hell.

He doesn't like Halo.

That's like hating God, Thor, Zeus, and a Dragon rolled into one. You're gonna have to pay.

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

Yahtzee already is in his personal purgatory, having to endure a ton of shitty games with just the occasional gem in between to keep him from commiting suicide on a weekly basis.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

He was probably marked down for the position of "Satan-in-waiting" the moment he was born.

 

[thebrainiac1]

I doubt yahtzee believes in hell enough to care, and neither do I.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

He's already there (Australia).

Because a place without Left4Dead 2 is heaven?

Well, maybe for them boycotting types.

 

[GundamSentinel]

His output of adventure games and Cowboy Comics.

Touché

 

[gibboss28]

...really?

 

[Silver Scribbler]

The bit about something being emotionally draining but satisfying, "like fucking a burning dolphin." That, pretty much.

 

[wolfy098]

Losing his memory
buying a secret island with a marijuana farm
Meeting his anti-yahtzee

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Yahtzee is not going to hell...he's done nothing but play games and give his opinion on them. So he swears like its a second language still not a problem

 

[wolfy098]

I doubt Yahtzee will go to hell.

He doesn't like Halo.

That's like hating God, Thor, Zeus, and a Dragon rolled into one. You're gonna have to pay.

Hating dragons is bad

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