What is Yahtzee Going to Hell For?

[UberMore]

I doubt Yahtzee will go to hell.

He doesn't like Halo.

That's like hating God, Thor, Zeus, and a Dragon rolled into one. You're gonna have to pay.

That means he's going to Hell? yeah...ok...

He won't go to Hell, or Heaven, he'll be in the background pulling the strings!

 

[ShawnRiles]

We all know Yahtzee is a gutter mouth, but what disgustingly hilarious line from his reviews guarantees his spot in the far-reaching pits of Eternal Damnation?

For me, it's from the "Rock Band: Beatles/Guitar Hero 5" review; something about "drinking rubbing alcohol and trying to rape the cat."

I loved that part :3

 

[Fniff]

His output of adventure games and Cowboy Comics.

That and ANYTHING else he did, ooh, pre-2002 ish.

For a guy who has one of Yahtzee's few platformers as an avatar.

I think he should go to hell by calling Yahtzee takes on the world crap.

IT WAS GOLDEN! Plus he made it when he was 17-18!

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

His output of adventure games and Cowboy Comics.

That and ANYTHING else he did, ooh, pre-2002 ish.

For a guy who has one of Yahtzee's few platformers as an avatar.

I think he should go to hell by calling Yahtzee takes on the world crap.

IT WAS GOLDEN! Plus he made it when he was 17-18!

Dude.

YTOTW was horrible. Maybe not when you have the mindset of somebody below 17, granted.

Also Yahtzee did 1213 after 2002 (the year Oddyseus Kent was released)

 

[J-Alfred]

If any of you remember his Chains of Olympus review, then the answer is clear:

He'll go to Hell and just walk out through the revolving door he set up. Except now he'll have demonic powers with which to smite the evil games of crap with.

 

[Fniff]

His output of adventure games and Cowboy Comics.

That and ANYTHING else he did, ooh, pre-2002 ish.

For a guy who has one of Yahtzee's few platformers as an avatar.

I think he should go to hell by calling Yahtzee takes on the world crap.

IT WAS GOLDEN! Plus he made it when he was 17-18!

Dude.

YTOTW was horrible. Maybe not when you have the mindset of somebody below 17, granted.

Also Yahtzee did 1213 after 2002 (the year Oddyseus Kent was released)

It was funny to me,I guess.

I admit though,it was better then most 17 year olds comics. Want horrible? See one of those ones not made by yahtzee..

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

It was funny to me,I guess.

I admit though,it was better then most 17 year olds comics. Want horrible? See one of those ones not made by yahtzee..

Okay, you DEFINATELY have me there

brrrr.... keenspot....

 

[Naheal]

He's not. God finds him too entertaining.

 

[Hawgh]

I'm thinking that Pride might be a bit of a danger.

 

[asiepshtain]

He's not going to hell for anything he said here, god loves a joke as much as the next guy. It's his many crimes against humanity and nature in real life that will get him to hell

 

[jjofearth]

If it's anything it will be when describing Nazi's

"Shaved off a baby's face and jerked off with it."
I still tihnk he did it to challenge the animator..

you do know he mashes thousands of still frames in Windows Movie Maker...right?

In close, Yahtzee makes his own videos

I knew it was sometihng like Movie Maker, but Yahtzee doesn't do it.
Says at the end of the video "Animator - Russ Pitts"

title sequence animator russ pitts. Tiiiiiiiitle sequence.

Yeah, apparently you didn't catch my edit, you should get to that

Soz. T'Wasnt there when I was typing.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I have no idea if he will go to hell. His persona might go to hell, but I've never meet the man, and I can't say anything about him other then he doesn't post here much and has reviews.

 

[SirAroun]

I don't like halo, that doesn't mean I'm going to hell.

 

[hazabaza1]

I don't like halo, that doesn't mean I'm going to hell.

Holy shit, Batman, necro of the gods!
OT: Probably all the wanking.

 

[King Toasty]

Shoplifting. Plot twist.

 

[lwm3398]

I don't like halo, that doesn't mean I'm going to hell.

Retro shooter fans are preparing to lynch you.

I was being sarcastic, of course. I'm not even actually a fan of Halo.

In fact, I think Yahtzee gets an instant pardon for bashing games because he loved The Orange Box. Who's with me?