What is your Apocalypse plan?

[Peter Langdijk]

What is your apocalypse plan?
What will you do when the bombs hit?
What will you do when the zombie virus comes?
Do you hide?, do you fight?, do you pair up with Will Smith and make an awesome film about the apocalypse?
WHAT WILL YOU DO?

 

[Palademon]

Tunnel Snakes Rule

Spoiler

 

[darth.pixie]

Will Smith is too far away, sadly. Though I'd take Bruce Willis any day. I probably won't even notice it's the Apocalypse until I die since I never watch TV and rarely read the news.

Hell, I'd probably die at my computer, never managing to press the Post button...my reply remaining lost...forever.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Get a comfortable chair, a box of popcorn, find a good viewpoint, and crank up the Wolfmother.

 

[Radeonx]

Get my cane sword, my gun, some bacon, and some booze.
I then kill everything.

 

[danintexas]

Living where you get a bunch of hurricanes I already have 2 weeks water and food stored.

I also have an AK-47 and about 2000 rounds. So when my food/water runs out I can go all Fallout 3 and leave my vault

 

[Bobic]

I plan to die like the rest

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Form a new nation and allow anyone who wanted to come in in. I, of course, would be their King/Dictator.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I'll sit back on my deck with a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of Rum. If i finish before i die well the radiation will just accelerate the death.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Any Apocalypse plan? Not just a zombie apocalypse plan?
Easy!

1. Cause the apocalypse.
2. Rule the world.
3. Take over the universe.
4. Take over other dimensions.

Also: Self sufficient space stations...

 

[BENZOOKA]

I will come to Escapist and browse through all the zombie/apocalypse threads until I'm dead.

 

[TAGM]

Well, let's see...
1) Don't die.
2) ???
3) Profit!

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

1: Grab rifle
2: Dig a hole
3: Barricade hole
4: Shoot any ************ willing to step within 50 yards from said hole

 

[roostuf]

1:Build giant base in mountain
2:Make said base into a space elevator
3:Build large flotilla of ships
4:Start galactic empire
5:?
6ROFIT!!!

 

[bubba145]

grab my guns and a shovel
barricade home
wait three days then go out for supplies.
continually upgrade home
snip anyone who comes close.

 

[Optional Opinion]

Strip naked, reach the highest point in the city and face the atomic blast wave like a flag flapping in the wind.

 

[CATB320]

Assuming I didn't die in the actual apocalypse?

Well, my family owns guns and stuff. So I'm okay there. I'd probably just find someplace underground/fortified to hole up in for a while -- unless there's a really compelling reason to wander around and be put into even more danger.

 

[flagship]

Take my guns booze and women and head off into the mountains, they're a scenic 30 minute drive from here.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

It depends. Is there any hope for the future? If not, gun to the head, and BAM.

If there is, however, I'd probably hole up in my fortress of a high school with a few friends, food and water.