What is your astrological sign?

[Heronblade]

I'm both sun and moon in Cancer

S: tenacious, patient, intuitive, nurturing, sensuous, imaginative, sensitive, empathic
M: intuitive, gentle, nurturing, protective, sympathetic, refined, imaginative, loyal

neg:
S: moody, clingy, self-absorbed, clannish, neurotic, needy, no boundaries, subjective
M: clingy, critical, moody, secretive, manipulative, needy, evasive

Call it 70% accurate. The "moody" and "sensuous" comments in particular fall short, I tend to show about as much emotion as a rock.

In the Chinese Zodiac, I'm associated with the fire element tiger.

Born to lead, Tigers can be stubborn if they realize they?re not in charge. They have a slight tendency to be selfish but overall, Tigers are extremely generous. They?re very intelligent and they?re always on alert. Tigers are very charming and are well-liked by others. They are not motivated by money or power.

The fire element qualification adds this tidbit:

Expressive, vibrant and a bit eccentric, Fire Tigers are always looking at the positive side of every situation. Because they?re able to generate excitement in others, they?re considered excellent leaders. When Fire Tigers speak, others listen ? and do what they?re told!

Again partially accurate, I am not motivated by money or power, and I have proven to be an excellent leader, but the only times I care about who is leading a group is when the current leader is ****ing things up. I'm also not charming or expressive at all. People tend to listen when I talk, but it isn't because they like me, it is because I've proven I know damn well what I am doing.

 

[Xanex]

Leo! King of the zodiac. Or something like that.

 

[Longstreet]

Libra here.

So after a quick google search, the clicking of the first non wikipedia or computer repair store site,
Yes there is a computer repair store called Libra, I came across this;

Diplomaitic and urbane
Romantic and charming
Easygoing and sociable
Idealistic and peaceable


On the dark side....

Indecisive and changeable
Gullible and easily infuenced
Flirtatious and self-indulgent


Meh, bout right really, but doesn't that go for bout half the population?


oh btw, OP, how about a poll. Aint gonna tally all these comments and would be interesting.

 

[SamtheDeathclaw]

Virgo. Nitpicky, cunty, and lacking in self-esteem. Check, check, and check.

 

[Samantha Burt]

Because I'm feeling obtuse and nerdy:

Capricorn in Greek
Saturn in Hindu
Sphinx in Egyptian.

Take your pick, I don't understand it at all, anyway.

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

Taurus. I'm apparently headstrong, stubborn and prone to impaling Spanish blokes in tight trousers waving velvet bedsheets.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

Sagittarius - you know, the Centaur Archer. Apparently, my planet is Jupiter. Not sure what being a Sagittarius means since all the descriptions seem different. I guess I'm also a 'rabbit' according to a Chinese Zodiac internet calculator.

Well, there you go.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Pisces, born in the year of the Dog.

Pisces are to be used as nunchucks. I will take this idea to Hollywood and become rich and famous with my magnum opus
Crouching Dog and hidden Fish.

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

I'm a Cancer.
This apparently means that on the positive side I am:
Emotional and loving
Intuitive and imaginative
Shrewd and cautious
Protective and sympathetic

Whilst on the negative side I am:
Changeable and moody
Overemotional and touchy
Clinging and unable to let go

Yep, sounds pretty much like me.

 

[Ozzythecat]

I'm a Cancer, and my Ascendant is the Pisces. Also born in the year of the Monkey.

I am the definition of Cancer, as well as my ascendant Pisces. It's the main reason I love horoscopes because from my personal experience they are dead on with me...

 

[Alcamonic]

I am Aquarius and Dragon in the Chinese Zodiac. This essentially makes Gyarados, you jelly?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'm Capricorn. Not sure exactly what that's supposed to mean.

 

[Catie Caraco]

I am a Scorpio with a side of Chinese Tiger.

Scorpio Strength Keywords:

- Loyal
- Passionate
- Resourceful
- Observant
- Dynamic
Scorpio Weakness Keywords:

- Jealous
- Obsessive
- Suspicious
- Manipulative
- Unyielding

Yup, that does pretty much sum me up.

Tiger Strengths
They are tolerant, staunch, valiant, and respected. They like challenges and speed and they are active and good at expressing themselves. They have strong sense of errantry, be frank and easy to win others' trust. In their middle age, their fate may be uneven, but afterwards will enjoy a bright prospect. Most women under the tiger sign are intelligent, faithful and virtuous.

Tiger Weaknesses
Their shortcoming is to project themselves before others. They are given to deep thinking and capable of great sympathy, however, they can be short-tempered without interest with long-term endeavor. Sometimes, they come into conflict easily with the seniors and people in authority. Their hasty mind and decision may cause poor results. They are over confident and traitorous, which may result in unsuccessful communication and cooperation with others.

Not so sure about this one. Shmeh, my ancestry is Italian with a smidgen of Polish. Therefore, I identify more with my Western zodiac.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I'm an Aquarius which means my element is Air and in the Chinese Zodiac I'm a Rooster, a Water Rooster to be exact.

With Aquarius, I can be at times emotionless, but also very kind and very smart and with the Water Rooster, although the Rooster believes greatly in organisation and planning which can mean being stubborn and unable compromise, the water helps it to lighten up and go with the flow of things sometimes which does kind of describe me

 

[jdogtwodolla]

Virgo Crew!
Element: Earth
Stone: Sapphire
Planet: Mercury
Symbol: Virgin
Practical, patient, reasonable, Not much one for spontaneity or flexibility, Often so rigid, they become stuck with old routines to the point of impracticality, Conventional to a point of boredom.

Rooster
element: Earth
Their bossiness and honest "tell it like it is" approach doesn't work well with individuals. Yes that is correct

And because I saw somebody else do Egyptian and Hindu...

Thoth
Mostly everything Thoth about me is false except for the Scorning of Meanness.

Nakshatra-Shathabhisha
Rasi: Kumbha (basically the signs of Aquarius)
Stone: Pearl & Moonstone (except for these I guess)
opinionative by nature, with intrinsic affinity for reclusive loneliness. Prone philosophy, meditation and reflection.

 

[Scarecrow]

I'm a Sagittarius, meaning I'm: Optimistic and freedom-loving
Jovial and good-humored
Honest and straightforward
Intellectual and philosophical

I'm also born in the year of the Pig, or Boar, so I'm also: Hardworking, Giving, Willing, Helpful, Materialistic, Gullible, Oblivious, Obstinate

So yeah...interesting mix.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I'm Cancer/Serpent and I don't believe in this BS.

 

[The Lugz]

everyone argues over mine, it's either leo or cancer but it's also irrelevant seeing as astrology falls under the same cold read logic as many other types of fortune telling and basic straight up con-mongery

neither of those signs really fits me, because i'm not a two dimensional cardboard cutout of a person

also, i just invented a new word awesome

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I'm in many ways the ideal Virgo: analytical, precise, independent, prudish, outwardly cold and inwardly sensitive.

Also, Virgo represents the virgin, and I'm a dedicated internet dweller and gamer with little interest in dating or sexual relationships. So, yeah.