What is your best ability? (Closest to say, superhuman possible)

[Eleuthera]

Three things come to mind:

1) I have extremely good memory, in the "I remember what the DJ was wearing 2 years ago" way. Not in the scholastic way, I can't booklearn to save my life.
2) I haven't been sick in over 20 years and even before then it was only the "standard" kids deseases (mumps, chicken pox and the like)
3) I can go completely unnoticed by "everyone" for extended periods of time (years).

 

[wizzerd229]

Superhuman patience. I swear it's nearly impossible to annoy me.

that must get annoying
OT: I can remain under the radar of most people, stay awake for extended periods of time, and fly.

 

[Jedamethis]

Make people happy, but sadly it doesn't work well over the internet

 

[Skeleon]

Drinking coffee. I can absorb it into my body faster than anybody else!
I'm TWITCH MAN and I'm here to spill the spoils of larceny and shatter the cup of organized crime!

 

[nik3daz]

Concision.

 

[kid friday]

i have the amazeing power to make techers stop careing other than that maby the power to pesudae pepol to do things for me (unfortunetly my conshince makes me not use it)

 

[kid friday]

oh and i can turn invisable when no ones waching see thro solid glass and can do every thing that is not helpfull what so ever perfectly

 

[Pseudonym2]

High pain tolerance. It's not as prominent now though.

Same here. I haven't broken a bone yet, but I've taken three punches to the chest without getting my wind knocked out.
I can also be extremely persuasive, which makes the first thing useless. I think it comes from being very connected with emotions.

I walked away from a plane crash with a broken foot. That's the level of pain I'm talking about.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Marksmanship. Last time I went to the pistol range, at 25 feet I hit the first round dead-center, and appeared to miss the entire paper with every following shot. I chocked it up to "gun fear", where the first shot is easy but you flinch horribly on the rest because the first shot reminded you of how abusive and loud firearms are. I kept trying, to hit it with the rest of the clip, but no visible results.

But then I pulled the target in and realized that the hole was wider than it should be from one .40S&W round, and it appeared to made of several overlapping circles. Every single shot went through the same hole. Felt like god for the rest of the day.

 

[Kurokami]

Mine would be the ability to make ANYTHING seem unfunny.

hmm, lets see... I can turn almost any situation into an elaborate metaphor, be socially active and yet so very very inept, make the most useless discussion interesting or at the least provide an interesting spin on it, and have a nack for thinking about the things most people keep so tightly locked away in the furthest reaches of their minds. My favorite however is that I have the ability to fake sincerity, or rather I'm just pretty damn good at it.

 

[Beatrix]

I can pretend to be an excellent listener.

 

[Juven Ignus]

High pain tolerance. It's not as prominent now though.

Same here. I haven't broken a bone yet, but I've taken three punches to the chest without getting my wind knocked out.
I can also be extremely persuasive, which makes the first thing useless. I think it comes from being very connected with emotions.

I walked away from a plane crash with a broken foot. That's the level of pain I'm talking about.

Whoa. I don't think I can top that. Worst I've had was a fractured arm from falling from a tree. (It was on youtube for a while.)

 

[I am Jack's profile]

I can do the docter horrible finger trick... IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN DOCTER HORRIBLE's SING ALONG BLOG. You should frop everything you are doing and watch it imdiately

OMG this is now my favorite thing ever...

did you just watch it. Is it not fucking awsome

 

[FinalGamer]

Mine would be the ability to make ANYTHING seem unfunny.

Alright.
Carlos Mencia-wait too late.


I think my best ability is having a fantastic short term memory. Really, I've always finished those pairs card games under minutes.

 

[blackfrancis567]

I can cheer people up by using a completely careless view on everything

Can make anything at all seem dirty the second I hear it

 

[Chaos Bringer]

I have an eight and a half inch... tongue. What'd you think I was going to say?

 

[Spaghetti]

Sense of Direction. A few glances at a poorly drawn map and I can find a cottage on the otherside of the continent

 

[spiritbx]

i have the almighty aura of passiveness, at my command, people around me start not caring about things, and everything seems at the same degree.

also i have this wierd yet intreguing ability to know when i can do somethign illegal, like murder or theft, and never get caught... i dont use it TYVM but i sometimes still think:" hmm i could easily rob that person." ive never stolen or killed though

i can also see a place from another angle, like i can imagin myself anywhere in my house and see what i remember form that position.

also i never fall asleep during a movie unless im at my maximum limit(over 24h up)

 

[stone0042]

Either intelligence, or incredibly good reflexes (4 years of lacrosse goalie will do that to you).