My fantasy is a pair of lesbian twins, dressed in sexy red lingerie, rubbing cream all over... wait, that's not the kind of fantasy you meant? Damn.
Okay, seriously, I'd probably want all fictional universes to be real, but in their own seperate continuities, kind of like a 'parallel worlds' scenario. And for me to have the power to phase between any and all of them whenever I want. Added to that, complete mastery of time and space so that I don't end up only having one lifetime spread out among the worlds, but rather I'd be able to live a full continuous life in each one if I wanted to.
Also, I agree fully with this fantasy, except for the pennies bit:
Secret world leader (shhh) said:
And maybe also to use this accumulated power and influence to run for prime minister. While in office i would do the following:
Get rid of the penny, it's useless and costs more than a penny to make.
Give gay people equal rights in any areas where they don't have them.
Make incest legal in the condition that both parties are sterilised.
Tax breaks for game developers and scientists (as long as they get good results)
Disband the BNP.
Legalise all non-addictive drugs and drugs less/ just as harmful as tobacco.
Also i'd be charming and attractive and be picking up chicks left and right.
Thing is, we can't get rid of the penny, purely because we need it as a base component of currency. Getting rid of it would be extremely awkward, mathematically speaking, not least because of how difficult it would make finding change for certain purchases in shops be. Also, PENNY SWEETS!!!!!
I agree with the rest though, especially the gay rights, BNP, and incest, things. And I'd also want to be more charming and be able to pick up chicks left and right (I'm already attractive though ;D).