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omegaweopon

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I can't navigate ANY game for any sort of distance without a map. I get lost easily, forget where to go, miss a turn here or there, can't seem to find out how I got downstairs in the first place... I have to check the map all the time. Constantly to have any idea where I am.

So, now that you know my weakness. Is there anything that as a gamer, you just can't seem to do? Please, let me know your weakness so that I may destroy empathize with you.
 

Eclipse Dragon

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I'm a hopeless completionist... to the point where I don't actually complete the game.
What's this, an Abyss with 100 levels you say, and at the bottom is the most powerful boss in the game? Let me at it!

Those poe souls, heart pieces and gratitude crystals won't go collecting themselves.
How will all the people in Xenoblade Chronicles survive if I don't help every single one of them when I enter a new city?

My hunter rank is better than yours desert claw!

If I get to the bottom of the Labyrinth of Amala, I can recruit Dante.

I got the golden chocobo, swam/ran across the ocean, picked up Knights of the Round, tested it on a wild chocobo, watched them beat up this chocobo for five minutes (fun fact, chocobos can't die), it freaked out, pecked each one of my party members then ran off. After that, I put the game down and never touched it again.

...I don't play Bethesda games.
 

The Artificially Prolonged

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I suck at timed challenges, if there is a mandatory timed challenge in the game that I can't beat then I tend to just give up.

I also can't really do water levels in games very well... damn Chemical Plant Zone! *shakes fist*

Eclipse Dragon said:
I'm a hopeless completionist... to the point where I don't actually complete the game.
What's this, an Abyss with 100 levels you say, and at the bottom is the most powerful boss in the game? Let me at it!

Those poe souls, heart pieces and gratitude crystals won't go collecting themselves.
How will all the people in Xenoblade Chronicles survive if I don't help every single one of them when I enter a new city?

I got the golden chocobo, swam/ran across the ocean, picked up Knights of the Round, tested it on a wild chocobo, watched them beat up this chocobo for five minutes (fun fact, chocobos can't die), it freaked out, pecked each one of my party members then ran off. After that, I put the game down and never touched it again.

...I don't play Bethesda games.
I've played through Final Fantasy VII 3 times, never got to the final boss either :/
 

Shinsei-J

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I have terrible memory for words, so don't ask me to remember a riddle until the end of the dungeon or I'll have to go back a few times.
That said I love it when they give me information I have to remember on my own like maps or riddles because it just make me feel much more like an adventurer and immerses me to no end.
Eclipse Dragon said:
Haha.. ha... I think I might go cry over all the games I've left unbeaten from this now.
 

ninjarafter

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I'm a sucker for any kind of character progression system in games, which don't typically have it. Any games(FPS, TPS, FTL, whatever). Any character progression. Unlocking new weapons/armor/moves you say? Sold. I'll play your game till 3AM, I don't care how shitty it is.
 

Colour Scientist

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I'm not the best person for stealth.

I am terrible at Metal Gear Solid because someone always sees my foot or the top of my head or something.

Even in other games, where there are missions with an option to use stealth I tend to opt for the fighty-shooty-bang-bang approach because I usually fail at sneaking, unless of course there is some sort of invisibility/active camo type thing available.
 

shrekfan246

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I can't... get into open world games?

I had fun with Skyrim for what it was, but honestly the most interesting bits were inside the towns and cities, in the College of Winterhold or dungeon-diving for quests, and the world actually felt a bit small considering it took what, less than a day of in-game time to run from Markarth to Whiterun on foot? Sure, that's only half of the region, but it still skews the scale somewhat.

But even still, I never finished anything in Skyrim. I played it for about 100 hours across a few different characters then felt bored of it.

I'm surprised I managed to make my way through the campaigns of Assassin's Creed, ACII, and ACIII (didn't make it through BroHood or Revelations), because that franchise pretty much exemplifies all of my problems with sandbox games: There's never enough focus. They always feel like they need to throw millions of other things at the player to do, and it ends up pushing the important missions to the side or impacting the quality of the base gameplay because they're trying to cram in everything else and the kitchen sink.

Sleeping Dogs remains one of the only open-world games that I've played through without ever getting bored, just because the world-building was fantastic and it didn't feel bogged down with pointless side-missions, minigames, and collect-a-thons (even though it did have all three).
 

Sixcess

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Vehicle sections. Unless it's utterly unavoidable I'll get out and walk. If the controls are bad to begin with it's even worse, and if any level of timed precision is required the game may well be cast into the limbo of the unfinished - Enter the Matrix and GTA: San Andreas (the road races between the first and second city) were both ended by that, and I only got through the excrutiatingly bad VTOL level of Crysis through quicksaving every time I managed to go 30 seconds without being shot down or crashing into a hill.
 

King Billi

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Any sections in which I'm constantly speeding forward and have to move from side to side to avoid incoming obstacles. Alot of games I find have sections like this and they really prove to me just how bad my reflexes really are, even if I've been powering through the rest of the game with no trouble I always end up having to retry these sections several times.

Some notable examples of this are:

God of War 3 (when you flying up beside the giant chains)
Spiderman: Shattered Dimensions (the 2099 levels had these sections)
X Men Orgins: Wolverine (the end of the boss battle against the giant robot)
 

The Wykydtron

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Grapple characters in fighting games. I just cannot deal with any of them. It's come to a point where if I get matched up with a fucking good Kanji in Persona 4 Arena and i'm not playing Labrys, if i'm in a less than optimal mood I will just quit the match on the intro screen. Fuck it, i'm out yolo.

Literally AIGIS vs KA-A Summoner has Disconnected.

He's just not fun to play against. I literally have to play Labrys as a full zoning/keepaway character or I will get perfected twice in a row. Not even an exaggeration. I know HOW to beat Kanji, it's just not at all fun locking him out with Ariadne (who has absurd range for the Persona of an axe wielding slightly mentally unstable robot) for the whole 99 seconds.

Still not as bad as Tager...

"Do you like controlling your character? Didn't think so, she's mine now."

Oh and 3rd person brawler games on PC. Seriously, I can't play Alan Wake or Dark Souls to save my life. AW is a shooter but the fucking DODGE button escapes me on PC.

The new Tomb Raider counts too but let's just say I didn't quit that game 7 hours in because the combat was too hard.

*awesome escaping a burning building scene*

*is acutely aware he's just holding forward and making jumps only the mentally challenged could miss*
 

Johnny Novgorod

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Colour-Scientist said:
I'm not the best person for stealth.

I am terrible at Metal Gear Solid because someone always sees my foot or the top of my head or something.

Even in other games, where there are missions with an option to use stealth I tend to opt for the fighty-shooty-bang-bang approach because I usually fail at sneaking, unless of course there is some sort of invisibility/active camo type thing available.
I suck at stealth because I'm never too sure how dumb or clever the enemy AI. I never know how far away they can see, or how closely they can listen, oe how obvious I am in disguise. I just don't. I end up overestimating the enemy AI and either doing squat or going to great pains to do stuff the hard way. And either way I end up failing. So if stealth is optional, I end up fighting it off. If it's not, I abandon the game entirely. The one exception are the steal kill bits in Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones. Thank god for the power of rewind.
 

Glongpre

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Right now it is micro in rts games. I just can't, my mind cannot handle it! Arghhh! BOOM!
 

Tartarga

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I guess mine would be all fighting games, in that I can't remember combo's to save my life. I could spend hours in practice mode trying to execute a combo but would constantly have to pause and look at the combo list to remember how it's done then just repeat that process fifteen thousand times.

That's one of the main reasons I don't enjoy fighting games very much.
 

DanielBrown

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Add another for navigational issues. It's not that I can't remember layouts or anything, but I've grown to depend on mini-maps so damn much that I feel lost without them(or an easy access to a map).
 

The Enquirer

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For me, its actually starting a new game. Like Deus Ex Human revolution took me like a good week of owning to actually get around to starting. I've had Max Payne 3 sitting around for a good month now and have yet to play it.
 

Ryotknife

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driving...or more accurately controlled crashing. Strategy games that require a lot of mobility/micromanaging.
 

IllumInaTIma

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Open world games. Seriously, the moment you give me total freedom I have no idea what to do with it. That's the reason I never completed GTA4, Skyrim, Oblivion, Assassin's creed, Far Cry 3 etc. I prefer more or less long and guided narrative, akin to Persona 3 and 4.

The Wykydtron said:
Grapple characters in fighting games. I just cannot deal with any of them.
Same here. The best way to beat me in any fighting game is just keep throwing me. I'm fairly good at predicting and counter-attacking, but I can't for the love of god react fast enough to cancel enemy throw. I just can't!
 

gigastar

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I have to say microtransactions. As i found out way back when i was playing Spiral Knights, my brain doesnt keep track of cumilative numbers very well.

Ryotknife said:
driving...or more accurately controlled crashing.
Who needs brakes when you have a static object?
 

thesilentman

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... Crap. I don't really have one. x-D

I do guess that fighting games count, but I'm decently good at Persona 4 Arena, and it's more laziness that stops me from getting better. That and I rented the game, so I can't get better. T_T

Wait! I can't do micro! Ha! Found it!

> Is a Meepo player.

Well, fuck; nevermind then. Speaking of which, I think that RTSes aren't my thing then. Funny that I remember them when I mention micro. =P
 

Reaper195

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I like to know where I'm going. All the time. I recently had this problem with Last of Us. A Fantastic game...but there were a couple of times where I was wandering around in circles thinking "For fuck sake...why can't Ellie tell me which direction I'm supposed to be going? Or Joel mutter it to himself?". Without spoiling much, the worst part was towards the end of the game, where you are trying to get...somewhere...through a blizzard. I got so goddamn lost in that part.