What is your biggest pet peeve?

[Harry Mason]

People touching my hair when I am sweaty. It makes my sweaty hair stick to my sweaty face.
My girlfriend accidentally does this all the time. Having my soggy mane adhered to my sweaty cheek post-coitus makes me so upset I could punch a kitten. We'll be laying there in bed, snuggling, and she'll reach up to grab my head for a kiss. I scream, arch my neck back and go "Don't TOUCH ME. I'm a monster! A MONSTER I TELL YOU! AAAAAAAUGH! Now, I can just lean down to kiss you... STOP TOUCHING MY HAIR!"

That and homophobes. They are pretty annoying.

 

[Flizzick]

1. When someone describes something as "gay" if they don't like it:

"Oh my god that game is so gay"

2. When I'm in a large room with lots of people I don't know, and for some reason they all seem to be staring at me when I look over at them.

(this might just be paranoia on my part, but it still pisses me off)

 

[magnuslion]

People with pet peeves. Not joking. Get over it, the universe was not created solely for you.

 

[elbrandino]

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This.

As well as tailgaters, people who drive WAY under the speed limit and generally bad grammar.

Yeah, that's more than one but all of those things annoy the hell out of me. I'll probably add more later.

 

[Seanfall]

I hate...the phone. Really I do. I hate talking on it, I hate when the prat on the other end says goodbye then keeps talking for another FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES.

I hate small talk, when people I don't know...say 'hi' and 'bye' that's fine...but don't start a conversation. We don't know each other. I'm working right now and...I'm pretty sure their is nothing you can say that will hold my interest. Other then. 'LET'S PARTY!!'

I hate being tail gated. Seriously...it's...30MPH speed limit, I'm going 30MPH so...slow the fuck down...get off my ass and calm down. Nothing your going to is sooo important that you have to risk a cop pulling you over or, far more likely, a traffic accident.

I hate it when my friend helps himself to my internet connection with out asking. Then complains when something I do slows down his game of fucking league of legends. I don't care, if you want un slowed internet go home AND PAY FOR IT! Also when he goes on and on and on and on about how much minecraft skull fucks his tiny bandwagon brain it makes me to club him to death.

Oh oh: At work lots of church and religious people go there to shop. Many leave leaflets and little pamphlets, a lot with the art work of JACK FUCKING CHIC. And if you know that name. You know what I'm talking about. One time...I was pushing twelve carts up a slope and a guy actually stuck a church flyer in between my clenched fingers...don't do that. harassing me with cheap and stupid flyers isn't the way to get me to go to your church. If anything it's gonna make me angry.

 

[PekoponTAS]

I just remembered another one. When people pretend to be more mature than you by telling you to smarten up when you complain about something. They only do it to make their ego bigger and make them think highly of themselves while simultaneously making the person they're criticizing look dumb. We all know it's a big act, and it just makes the person look more immature than the person he/she was accusing of being immature in the first place.

 

[Wintermoot]

people typing in leet speak or fucking up grammar to the point of literal unreadability.
also people friending me/ subscribing to me who just want friend for friends or subs for subs.

 

[NOLAftw]

When people say or type "I could care less". That is grammatically incorrect, and normally I wouldn't care except that it's a HUGE mistake in what you're trying to say, and that just makes it all the more annoying when people say it without knowing it's wrong. I think what also makes it so annoying is that it doesn't take much thought to realize it makes no goddamn sense. There are people who try to bullcrap their way out of it and say that it can be grammatically correct in certain situations, but that's a load of crap since most people use that specific phrase to mean "I could not care any less about *insert word here*". There is no realistic situation in which one would say "I could care less".

Though I think it bugs me even more when game developers make that mistake. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M CALLING YOU OUT ACE ATTORNEY AND TRAILS IN THE SKY! I mean come on, I could maybe see why Klavier Gavin in Apollo Justice got it wrong, what with him being German and all, but when Miles Edgeworth makes that mistake, that just breaks character so much that it hurls me out of the experience and takes five or ten minutes for me to stop fuming about it.

THIS.

 

[ZiggyE]

Two of my biggest pet peeves are the overuse of emoticons (they aren't needed in every post, let alone every sentence) and weeaboo anime fans who scream "KAWAII KAWAII BAKA NEKO DESU THE GAME ^___^" who probably have only seen Death Note and Naruto.

that all anime is Like Dragonball Z, and yes it is ALWAYS Dragonball Z that they bring up.

This. Or anyone who is ignorant about anime and seem to think it's all either "people attacking and screaming" or "cute girls". I don't care if you don't like anime but if you're going to spew downright lies and something you know nothing about then do it where I can't read it.

 

[Phasmal]

The only thing that really annoys me is when a guy finds out I like games and says (and its always this): `Oh, so you play The Sims?`

Nooooooooooo.

 

[akfg666]

Being a grammar Nazi...bad spelling and grammar...even on the internet

 

[Nightmare-Child]

Bad game development. It should stop.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

As always: Capable people who use an elevator to go up or down one floor.

Take. The. Goddamned. Stairs.

 

[gbemery]

I hate when people take your stuff either with or with out your permission and then bring it back damaged in some way. Then they refuse to take the responsibility to pay for repairs. They took it. It was in their care and they screwed up. They need to take the responsibility and make things right, even if they didn't actually do the damage themselves. Like if they set it down somewhere for a second and someone else picked it up and damaged it. They were still in charge of keeping it safe and failed.

 

[akfg666]

In fact I have a bigger peeve...

The stereotype that all males are objectifying bastards only out for sex.

Doesn't make it easy for the genuinely nice guys out there

 

[Kuroneko97]

I guess my biggest pet peeve would be if someone aside from myself rips a drawing of mine. It's like someone's telling me my effort was useless, and should be thrown away. But some people interpret this anger as "being a drama queen," which also pisses me off, since I hate drama.

Or anyone who is ignorant about anime and seem to think it's all either "people attacking and screaming" or "cute girls". I don't care if you don't like anime but if you're going to spew downright lies and something you know nothing about then do it where I can't read it.

I recommend anime to others, and they tell me that "it's just a bunch of little girls getting raped by tentacles," because apparently they've only heard of hentai, and they're so ignorant they won't listen when I say that it's a different genre. Sheesh, people. Be more open to new things. A lot of people also call my anime drawings "Pokemons," although I never draw that.

*sigh*

When people pretend to be more mature than you by telling you to smarten up when you complain about something. They only do it to make their ego bigger and make them think highly of themselves while simultaneously making the person they're criticizing look dumb. We all know it's a big act, and it just makes the person look more immature than the person he/she was accusing of being immature in the first place.

Sadly, I lost a good friend because they were like this. "I'm 14 going on 20." Yeah right.

 

[kinapuffar]

People who use 'Literally' when they don't mean literally.
Literally = "As per the literal definition of the word:"

EDIT: And religious people who don't know their own fucking religion. I'm looking at you, christians! At least the Jews and Muslims are forced to study their religion before they can call themselves proper jews/muslims. So many christians I've met don't know fuck all about what christianity is all about.

Just look at Republicans, prime example of this.
Guns = great
War = great
Capitalism = awesome
Taxes = bad
Charity = over my dead body
Gays = kill with fire

Yeah that's probably how Jesus would want it... Fucking idiots.

 

[akfg666]

People with pet peeves. Not joking. Get over it, the universe was not created solely for you.

Surely by saying your pet peeve is people with pet peeves...you are thereby contradicting yourself?