What is your catch phrase?

[Detective Prince]

As most of the time when I'm home I'm freaking out over various things (where's my pen, my sketchbook, why is the cat on the fridge) and I have an incredibly sarcastic brother who comes up with the stupidest theories on things my catchphrase has always been

"IN WHAT WORLD WOULD THAT EVER HAPPEN!?"

 

[Soluncreed]

Mine is "GOD DAMMIT".

There is more emphasis on the God, but the dammit is said rather quickly.

Also, it is put in caps not to annoy you, but because I yell it. Quite loudly. Even with teachers near me.

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

"Sweet"
"Err...what?"
"Your Mental"

And occasionally in a New York'ish accent "Eeey, how ya doin'

 

[Pinstar]

XYZ proper.

As in "Jim lives just outside the city, but we'll be meeting him in New York City proper before we go to lunch."

 

[Dabox1]

SHENANIGANS!

 

[Riccan]

"Nice"-when someone does something embarassing or idiotic.
"Jokes on you, I can't/don't have [verb or noun that was just used.]-this is typically used as a response.
"Scheißenfick"-when I am suprised or startled in any way.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

"Alright lets hit it!!!"
Said when im about to do anything

 

[Bad Marmoset]

When somebody is being dull: "How interesting and marvelous..."
When somebody has told me something and I don't know what to say: "Fair enough"
When surprised: "Well, fuck me!"
When in a tricky social situation: "Ya bim de bim thwackerty ph'tang stirkel boo bum ni bing bockerty " followed by a loud high-pitched shriek of "Ni!"

And people say I lack the social graces, ha!

 

[MercurySteam]

"Christ on a bike!"

Good for just about any situation.

 

[SuccessAndBiscuts]

HAHAHAH fear my [insert overly-long exaggerated Yhatzee-esq discryption of what just happened possibly with an -ism suffix if appropriate] skillz bitches.

 

[Wondermint13]

"Size Matters" ..grin.

 

[neoontime]

"Welch" when I am waiting for something.
It's not a cat a catchphrase but I use let out a high pitch squeal when I am excited about something.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

"Ah"

That's my response to just about anything.

 

[Whelp]

"Ignore it, we'll be fine."

-Zefram Cochrane, Star Trek: First Contact

 

[Engarde]

'If you can do it, OVERDO IT.'

Alternatively...

'Did I tell everyone how much I hate you all today? Just making sure.'

And of course,

'You insult my civility....(etc, such as YOU INSULT MY CIVILITY BY EVEN SUGGESTING THAT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT)

 

[Mr. Omega]

"...Seriously?"
"Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this."
"Well, considering the other options...(Thing saying my original idea is the best choice)"

 

[Mondai Randy]

"Nicceeeeee Pants"

 

[Angerwing]

I come up with a lot, and most of them are reasonably successful.

EG:
"That doesn't work for me."
Nick, can you take the rubbish out?
Yeah, sorry. That doesn't work for me.

I also rate things.
"On a scale of 1 to 10, that's about an 8.6"
or
"On a scale of 1 to Good, how are you feeling?"

There are more, but I come up with so many I don't remember them all.

 

[drbarno]

"you didn't expect to see this did ya!"

 

[Obito]

"I swear I'm gonna kill you one day."
"Ffffffuuuuuuuu....."
"Why am I friends with you again?"
I'm quite an angry person