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martin's a madman

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Mines says: "We would like to remind applicants that performing oral sex on a woman does not qualify as an 'Independent gyneacological study'"
 

Andalusa

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It is "I don't think I'll ever get bored of watching Friends."

My favourite (and possibly most popular) status update is the one I posted on Wednesday. 10 or so people liked it, but I think it was more the 82 comments it received.
 

Danpascooch

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Queen Michael said:
Nonexistent. I'm the kind of person who doesn't have Facebook, in a desperate attempt to seem sophisticated.
oh sou yur two sopistimicated fur Facebook!? I hav Facebuk an im a genus! So thar!

Lol, I was against Facebook for the longest time, but it really has made keeping in touch with friends easier, Facebook messages have basically replaced emails for me.
 

Athinira

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/me tror bare Star12 personalet skal holde sig fra IN, for vi kan sgu drikke mere end de INsatte kan magte! Monsterfed nat, Lasgo var top dollar! Ses alle!

Translation: /me thinks that the Star12 employees should keep away from Club IN, because we can drink more than the INmates can handle! Crazy night, Lasgo's performance was top dollar! Cya peeps!

For the uninformed i work at a club called Star12, and all the employees went to a club called IN after closing where we started drinking with their employees (we call em INmates) who had gotten the night off :p There was a live performance that night from the trance-group Lasgo (i assume most of you know them), so we had crazy-fun times.
 

cerebus23

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i have none yea i keep getting spam mails about all these facebook messages i have, which is wholly odd since i never been on facebook in my life. occasionally i get spam mails about all the twitter messages i have, never been on there either. <3 spam.
 

Lemon Of Life

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Mine dates too far back to be relevant. I use Facebook, but don't normally have anything important enough to say that I would want to share with everyone.
 

Sun Flash

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Holy shit - Jonathan Ross has got the school tie on o_O


Because, oddly enough, Jonathan Ross was wearing a tie that was the spitting image of my school's last night on the telly.
 

Ganthrinor

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Me announcing my intent to take Age of Conan for another whirl. It's been roughly a year or so since I last tried to play that game and I miss de-limbing people with a poleaxe. Good times.
 

Natdaprat

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Sep 10, 2009
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"There's this really lame thread on the Escapist asking what your facebook status is. Damn addicts... oooh, a notification from farmville.
 

Hexenwolf

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Summerstorm said:
What is this "PHASE-BUK" you HUGH-MANS talk about?

Seriously though: I do not use it, will NEVER use it. And i was never even on that site.
Who are you trying to convince? Us... or yourself? *dramatic sting*

Mine is "is there anyone who feels like going for a hike? i know it's not exactly sunny, but that just means it won't be as hot xP"

Because I'm an internet nerd that likes nature! (Truly a strange mutation).
 

lwm3398

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Quite dated now, but it's a few quotes from that series of online games, the arty ones, which I call the "Color My" series. At the end there's always an incredibly quotable proverb that talks about being free, true, hopeful or whatever else. I tailored them together and this was the result:

To break the nightmares, all you need is a bit of color... Control your dreams, control your fate, free your mind, free your heart, and live your life.

I thought they were kind of touching, so I had to do it. The first is especially my favorite, the one about nightmares.