What is your cutie mark?

[RaikuFA]

Your special talent is to extremely creepy and prone to being smashed under a newspaper?

Nope, my talent is to store venom in my modified legs, which I can detach at will.

Well, I guess that could come in handy

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Where is that from. I've seen it around this site quite a lot.

 

[Thespian]

My current avatar, actually. As a symbol of my love for theatrics and secrecy

 

[Rose and Thorn]

I would have a Thorn covered Rose of course.

 

[White-Death]

This, because it looks awesome.
I dunno, when I look at it, it just screams; ''HOLY SHIT THAT REMINDS ME OF ME''

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[Leemaster777]

Oh wow, I haven't checked this topic since yesterday. I thought for sure it was dead and buried.

And, with (relatively) minimal thread derailment and hating? Gold star, Escapist.

 

[Evil Smurf]

My special talent is that i can predict the past so
my cutie mark is cornflakes
actually dafuq is a cutie mark?
and why are so many bronies so far up their own ass :L?

not a brony actualy, You can talk about horses and not be a brony. Just like you

 

[Aidinthel]

Oh wow, I haven't checked this topic since yesterday. I thought for sure it was dead and buried.

And, with (relatively) minimal thread derailment and hating? Gold star, Escapist.

Congratulations, sir, you've made a pony thread that did not descend into flames. You win a hug from the pony of your choice.

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[Lazy Kitty]

My cutiemark?

This.

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[ToastiestZombie]

Oh wow, I haven't checked this topic since yesterday. I thought for sure it was dead and buried.

And, with (relatively) minimal thread derailment and hating? Gold star, Escapist.

Congratulations, sir, you've made a pony thread that did not descend into flames. You win a hug from the pony of your choice.

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You sick bastard! How can you expect him to pick only ONE!

 

[Rooster893]

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Being a radio DJ is what I want to do.

 

[Leemaster777]

Oh wow, I haven't checked this topic since yesterday. I thought for sure it was dead and buried.

And, with (relatively) minimal thread derailment and hating? Gold star, Escapist.

Congratulations, sir, you've made a pony thread that did not descend into flames. You win a hug from the pony of your choice.

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Wait... only... one... why...


But, yes, I must admit that I had a somewhat devious hidden motive in making this thread. I see threads all the time like "What is your avatar" or "What is your theme song" or things of that nature. This thread is basically a variation on that theme.

I wanted to see if I could make a pony thread where ANYONE could make a meaningful addition to it, whether or not they actually LIKED the show. If the thread descended into trolling and thread derailment without any discussion of the actual topic, then it would show that pony threads on the Escapist are doomed by their very nature.

But, yay, great success!

 

[Aidinthel]

You sick bastard! How can you expect him to pick only ONE!

Wait... only... one... why...

The portal to Equestria is highly unstable, and requires truly staggering amounts of energy to maintain. I can only keep it open long enough for a single hug.

 

[ChocoFace]

the Libra scales with groucho marx glasses on them.
It would look ugly as all hell, but that would pretty much be a perfect representation of what i'm all about: fairness and humor.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

You sick bastard! How can you expect him to pick only ONE!

Wait... only... one... why...

The portal to Equestria is highly unstable, and requires truly staggering amounts of energy to maintain. I can only keep it open long enough for a single hug.

But, a single hug is only about 2-3 seconds! I would want to hug Fluttershy for longer than that! Why is this world so cruel!

 

[Aidinthel]

But, a single hug is only about 2-3 seconds! I would want to hug Fluttershy for longer than that! Why is this world so cruel!

When I said "a single hug", I meant it. The machinery will completely melt down after that one use, and the hug is going to Leemaster. Sorry kid, that's the way life is sometimes.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

But, a single hug is only about 2-3 seconds! I would want to hug Fluttershy for longer than that! Why is this world so cruel!

When I said "a single hug", I meant it. The machinery will completely melt down after that one use, and the hug is going to Leemaster. Sorry kid, that's the way life is sometimes.

I don't hate you for giving that hug to another person. Just, Fluttershy's so huggable!

Now, to get you back I shall give you THIS:

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So, what's the choice! Going bankrupt or having a little Pinkie Pie jumping around your feet!

 

[Steel_crab]

Gotta be a wooden ruler. Why? I love Geometry and applied maths, want to be a teacher, wood is my favourite building material, the only weapon I ever didn't suck with in Martial arts was the Bo staff, and I fail so hard at Art that my only real way of drawing is using one of these babies.

Also, I ate literally half of one of these at my primary school (age 6, methinks) and was so sick that my mother considered taking me to A&E.

But mostly the other reasons.

 

[LGC Pominator]

I would probably go for a 360 controller or a the Halo Logo cut into a pint glass of guinness

 

[Aidinthel]

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Adopting a pony without the means to support them would be horribly immoral. I'd refuse to inflict homelessness on such an adorable creature.