What is your evil plan to take over the world?

[Leemaster777]

You know, I think I need something to do tonight.


Ah, that's a good one. Take over the world. So, how should I do it?

I know, I'll send out a specific kind of hormone into the air, that has the effect of killing all varieties of corn, crippling the world's food supply. The only kind unaffected would be my own, mutated strain. And I'll share my mutated corn with the rest of the world if they (you guessed it) make me the supreme ruler of the planet!

So, my fellow megalomaniacs, what is your incredibly over-complicated plan for world domination?

 

[Reggie Rock]

I will gather as many women as i can. I shall then impregnate them all with my seed and abort the babies as quickly as possible. I shall sell the stem cells i gain for a profit. This will continue until i can obtain enough women to finance an army. Those i do not abort will be grown into my very own personal army. Using my stem cells, i will genetically engineer a race of super soldiers. To fight on my behalf. These super soldiers shall also impregnate the many Fem-Fuelers i need to gain the funds. After years of aborting and impregnating, my army will be large enough to conquer the surface world

 

[Hazy992]

I would tell you but I'm afraid that you'd steal my idea ¬_¬

 

[Scarim Coral]

I would hold the internet for ransom. Don't ask me how I will do it as it is easier said than done.

 

[thomaskattus]

I already have, you just don't know it yet.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I'm gonna get a really big stick. And then I'm gonna hit everyone with it until they let me rule the world.

Elegant in its simplicity.

 

[Philol]

I'll kill some things, blow some other shit up, take over some stuff, by days end, I should own the world.

 

[Lust]

I'll conquer existence itself and, by proxy, the world should be mine..........right?

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

It's simple.

Me and my cohorts will go to the homes of all the world leaders at night.

And under the cover of darkness, we will go into their rooms, and then...

REARRANGE THEIR SOCK DRAWER!!

Their world will be thrown into CHAOS! SOCK-RELATED CHAOS!!

 

[Yureina]

My plan to take over the world is to genetically engineer a giant cookie monster that will eat every cookie in the world. Then... in desperation, the human population will allow me to rule them in exchange for stopping the cookie monster!

Or... something like that.

 

[Saucycarpdog]

Create a lethel, fast adapting flu virus and release it while I am the only one [a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/112259-New-Wonder-Drug-Kills-Almost-Any-Virus]immune to it[/a]. I will let the population dwindle down a bit and then I will offer the cure to all the survivors. I wil not only be the savior of the world but I will also be its ruler.

 

[IonicHawk]

-.-

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

It's in progress, why would I spoil it by telling you!?

 

[LongAndShort]

While I don't wanna give you all the details, I can say that my plan involves three disposable lighters, seven rubber bands, a 9 year old Toyota Hilux and a small child's shoe.

Trust me, people will be astounded by my conquest's deviousness, simplicity, lack of bloodshed and the importance of caramel pudding.

 

[Legomaniac91_v1legacy]

4 words: Deadly assassin boxing kangaroos!

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

I will invent a time machine, I will make it public that I have invented it, but I wont share the secret of it.

If the people of the world do not make me their ruler within the next month, I will take a machine gun, go back in time to prehistoric africa and gun down every Caveman I see!

 

[DionysusSnoopy]

find someone with a really good plan become their indispensible right hand man. Then knife the sucker in the back just as the plan comes to fruition and take the mantle for myself.

 

[Malyc]

Ok, I will simply buy 7 billion rounds of armor piercing .50 cal ammo, and start killing people. I'd start with politicians, mainly because they are useless wastes of oxygen, and work my way down the chain of command until people tire of the blood everywhere, and appoint me supreme overlord. Then I will likely lose interest and let them rule themselves again. (I have a really short attention span XD)

 

[Shadow flame master]

By making a Gundam army. Or maybe I'll just threaten to force feed all the president of the world Mountain Dew. Better yet, I'll hold the world supply of Mountain Dew for ransom and use the funds to make my Gundam army. Man, I'm a genius!