What is your excuse for team killing?

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EnzoHonda

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For me, friendly fire on my part has always been accidental. Except for two legendary and awesome times.

First, when I was playing the Day of Defeat mod waaaay back, I threw a whole bunch of grenades into my own spawn area. The fun part was that I timed it with the group spawn. So nine of my team mates died almost instantly after spawning. I laughed my ass off and left the server.

The second time was in Battlefield 2. The transport chopper was full so I stuck some charges to it and waited for it to take off. Waited a bit. Then *boom* and watched the fireworks. I laughed my ass off and left the server.
 

-Seraph-

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Oh I just rememberd another one, even if it's real rare of me:

"Hey look, it's that asshole from that one time....*gets in tank* he he..."
 

Zeromaxx

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Hmmm...maybe I should post some of the replays off of my HD. I generally don't teamkill (unless with friends, we end up stopping mid-match and kill each other) but my one friend does an ungodly amount of it. Theres one match where he was kicked out with a negative 8 about 2-3 seconds in (halo 3, rockets, bigteam battle, valhalla)...I love to sit back and watch him ***** and moan because he just lost a rank for it too. I guess people do it for the hell of it.
 

buckythefly

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You know that 12 year old kid, whose in every Xbox Live match with a name like "ILikeMstrChf" or "SgtSopisAwesm" Yeah, I kill that kid.
 

defcon 1

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and i will keep killing you until you listen to us!

In CoD4, the tags don't show up right away so sometimes I'll just assume he's the enemy because he could be thinking the same thing.

Natural selection is placed into action as someone run in front of my line of fire. I'll shoot him again if he blames me.
 

TOGSolid

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I've gotten a lot better about this since I first started playing shooters, but I tend to lean a little heavy on my machine gun trigger. :x
 

crimson5pheonix

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I need a reason?

Seriously though, I don't TK on purpose often, just when I'm in a bad mood and want to blow off some steam. Other than that, reasons that have already been said. He needs to die or accidental rocket to the face because he can't see the rocket heading to the enemy.
 

Solytus

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Definitely my knee-jerk reactions in FPSs. If you get caught off guard in an FPS, you can usually bet your gun-toting ass that you're gonna die, so when someone runs in front of me or pops out right in front of me, just so that their "friendly" tag that floats above their heads is just out of the screen, well. I usually unload a clip into them. -.- But then there are the newbs who find it profoundly hilarious to run straight in front of my vehicle/grenade/line of fire/etc. and cause me to lose points for team killing. bleh
 

Limos

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There are two reasons why I team kill.

1. I like to use explosives.

2. I have terrible aim.

I can't count the number of times I've chucked grenades only to inadvertantly stick a teammate in Halo 2. In resistance fall of man it seems that every time I throw a grenade it finds the one path out of my hand that will cause it to bounce back at me and kill me and my teammate. Rockets inevitably hit something I didn't notice and kill everyone on my team. I don't mean to team kill, it just happens.
 

bassie302

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good to hear my aiming with explosives isn't alone in being against me in the most ridiculous ways. Though my most recent accidental kills seem to involve vehicles aswell. I've gotten the annoying tendency to park them on top of that one teammate I can not see. A nice side effect is that once every while this happens to enemies too.
 

Limos

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bassie302 post=9.73416.796192 said:
good to hear my aiming with explosives isn't alone in being against me in the most ridiculous ways. Though my most recent accidental kills seem to involve vehicles aswell. I've gotten the annoying tendency to park them on top of that one teammate I can not see. A nice side effect is that once every while this happens to enemies too.
I take a childlike delight in pushing vehicles off of things they shouldn't be on in the first plalce. Like getting warthogs on top of bases, or inside caves, or on cliffs. Or parking my banshee on a very precarious rock. Or even getting a tank on top of the Zanzibar wheel thingie. They I push them off and almost every time someone is looking up at me saying "How the hell did you get that up there?" when it falls off and splatters them.
 

Rooster Cogburn

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"Friendly Fire? WTF?" Me: "I'm not your friend, pal."

TKing is only good amongst friends. In Halo: CE, in the middle of a heated and difficult coop level, there is nothing more cathartic and painful than being killed by your teammate just as you are about to win, or are in the most difficult situation. Plus, you would respawn endlessly behind your teammate- perfect for assassinations. Good times.
 

TOGSolid

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Rooster Cogburn post=9.73416.796210 said:
"Friendly Fire? WTF?" Me: "I'm not your friend, pal."

TKing is only good amongst friends. In Halo: CE, in the middle of a heated and difficult coop level, there is nothing more cathartic and painful than being killed by your teammate just as you are about to win, or are in the most difficult situation. Plus, you would respawn endlessly behind your teammate- perfect for assassinations. Good times.
Battletoads anyone? Where beating your buddy in the face with a femur was more entertaining than the rest of the game. :D
 

Aardvark Soup

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After I killed someone in my team my response is usually something like:

"Oops, sorry"

Because I generally suck at online games you better not play with me with friendly fire on, or you will hear this a lot.
 

Copter400

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"You jumped on my Ghost! You lunged into the trajectory of my laser! I take no responsibility!"