What is your excuse for team killing?

[Vilcus]

I tk for teh lulz. Nah I kid, usually I only tk when I play with bots. For instance when I'm playing Left 4 Dead and I'm pissed off because a bot let me die to a hunter I usually just tk every bot when the campaign re-starts just to spite them.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

It usually happens by accident. But if my teammate steals my care package per say I will cut him down. Or if I kill them on accident and they approach me I will shoot them again so they know that I will not be killed by them.

 

[mercenator3000]

Yeah, I know it's old, but when my friend and I play Star Wars: Battlefront 2, he always steps in front of my scope when I'm trying to snipe someone. So, every now and then, I might just go ahead and snipe him to teach him a lesson.
Actually, if someone is in my way without intentionally being so, I might occasionally fire a few warning shots. If they don't move, I kill them. I just don't like people getting in my way.

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

Only if they shoot first.

Oh, here is an amazing story, once, my idiot friend was over, and he wanted to try Halo 2 on live for a match or two. He gets dropped into team dm rockets only, and he fires a shot the first second the game starts, killing himself and the entire red team. He had been blue the last match, and didn't realize he was red until he saw the negative four score. LOLZ

 

[Clarkek]

Only if they shoot first.

Oh, here is an amazing story, once, my idiot friend was over, and he wanted to try Halo 2 on live for a match or two. He gets dropped into team dm rockets only, and he fires a shot the first second the game starts, killing himself and the entire red team. He had been blue the last match, and didn't realize he was red until he saw the negative four score. LOLZ

I couldn't get through the first mission of Halo Co-Op with my cousin without meleeing him in the back. It's just so damn attractive and I can't resist a good melee kill.

 

[Daedalus1942]

I am not saying that you do it on purpose, but on the off chance you do... what is your excuse?

Mine is I am red green colour blind, so if your a red with me, I am sorry in advance.

Ah, you're protanopic like I am. Yeah, it sucks. I only ever teamkill in L4D2 and only whenever I'm fired upon first. I usually win as i have the sniper rifleh or the auto shotty.

 

[UberLemonBoy]

arm spasm

 

[Hazy]

Most situations with "finger slipped" being used end up like this:
"Heh, sorry, finger slipped!"
"You were fucking aiming right at me!"
"... No I wasn't."

Though I once killed a fellow that I had helped up in MAG after pressing the RS to try and get up, when it's actually Triangle.
Too much BFBC2 >_>
Suffice to say: MAG = Srs business, so he was royally pissed.

 

[the_joker1112]

(i never team kill without a good reson, like him killing me first, or just being a dick)

me "get the hell out of the way of my shots!"
some bloke "im wasnt in your way, i was across the map, you shot me!"
m"then lose some weight so you dont take up half the map, fatty!"

 

[Devi Darkside]

My excuse: The dumbass ran infront of me while I was shooting!

Seriously.

I really don't team kill(except annoying little chill'un on halo), and that's the excuse I use when I accidentally kill them. No one believes me.

That excuse was developed while playing the first Halo with a friend on co-op, but of course he was trying to show me how to play and would run in front of me while I was shooting something. Then of course he'd yell at me asking me why I killed him.

But all things considered I regret nothing and he deserved it. =D

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

Only if they shoot first.

Oh, here is an amazing story, once, my idiot friend was over, and he wanted to try Halo 2 on live for a match or two. He gets dropped into team dm rockets only, and he fires a shot the first second the game starts, killing himself and the entire red team. He had been blue the last match, and didn't realize he was red until he saw the negative four score. LOLZ

I couldn't get through the first mission of Halo Co-Op with my cousin without meleeing him in the back. It's just so damn attractive and I can't resist a good melee kill.

Oh in COOP (especially local) I am a complete dick about team killing.

 

[Cpu46]

While i tend to play games where friendly fire is off, I have helped the enemy kill one of my teammates. This kid was Mic spamming so I just followed him with a Machine gun and fired into the air, giving away our position. The sweet part about it was that the Mic spammer got sniped and I got away harm free.

 

[Buschmaki]

Well when i teamkill my excuse is usually boredom. When it is an accident i say they should walk in front of someone with a gun.

 

[Master Kuja]

If you're an arrogant fuck, I'm likely to put a bullet in your head, even if you're on my team.
If you're impeding my progress, I'm likely to put a bullet in your head, even if you're on my team.
If I'm drunk, I'm unfortunately likely to put a bullet in your head, even if you're on my team.
If you're a 13 year old with an incredibly piercing, high pitched voice that interchanges every second word with either "Fuck", or "******", then I will put a bullet in your head, even if you're on my team.

Those are my excuses.

 

[open trap]

If not total accidentits because they took my care package or i was griefing with a friend and i wanted them to kill me but i shot them too much

 

[MeltedGeneral]

Jerk rdm'd me in Trouble in Terrorist Town (Garry's mod).

My excuse for teamkilling in BFBC2 is Destruction 2.0. Not my fault you ran into the building I just blew up to hell along with the guy you were chasing.

Edit:
rdm circle jerking in TTT is fun...only if you're the traitor and had the last bullet or an Innocent by getting the last bullet in a Traitor's head. Fun times.

 

[khaimera]

Great Thread. Seriously.

I love team killing when its justified becuase people get so upset about it. I team kill when
1. Someone did it first to me
2. Someone is being racist, rude, or a general asshat
3. If their username is offensive.

I get more enjoyment out of team killing than actually winning a match. I get to live out my Punisher obsession.

 

[UberMore]

I didn't know Team Damage was on, sorry!
I didn't realise you were gonna be that close to my C4/Grenade when I used it, sorry!
A bit jumpy today, sorry!
You killed me/my friend/our vehicle/are in the fucking way!/did it to me on purpose first, so up yours.

They're my "excuses"

 

[Who Dares Wins]

For teh lulz. Sorry I was on 4chan a little (3 minutes).

 

[Plurralbles]

I've never teamkilled except completly by accident..like firing a grenade or a rocket at an enemy too close to an ally.

Also I kill team killers.

And in some games, sometimes when i'm on edge and a teammate runs up on me i'll fire without thinking, on instinct. Usually this doesn't result in deatht hough.

Lol, I always team killed in call of duty because of turning corners and seeing a guy and firing. Dang that was frustrating at times.