What is your favorite insult?

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Rooster893

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"If you look in the dictionary and find the word idiot, what will you see?"
"A picture of me?"
"No, the definition of idiot, WHICH YOU ARE!"
 

RipRoaringWaterfowl

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At the moment I like calling people "dingbats". It's just so stupidly funny, and such a mild insult that is easy to get away with.
 

Kolby Jack

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Go fuck yourself.

It's got enough bite to be useful when you you're telling someone off, but not quite enough to where you can't say it as a joke. Plus it's short and never misunderstood. Just an all around versatile insult, really. "Suck my balls" is good for this too, though perhaps somewhat more mild than the former.

SilentFlames26 said:
Dickbiscuit, an insult of my own creation, a work of art if I do say so myself
Heard it before: Red vs Blue, season 9. Not saying you didn't think of it on your own, but you didn't invent it.
 

liamardo39

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Aug 4, 2010
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my favourite is your a load your mum should of swallowed. half the time can't even say it with a straight face.
 

Harb

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I often go with "twat" or "smeghead". Smeghead because I enjoy imagining they have to google its meaning :D.
 

xXTheParadoxXx

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There's just so many. I usually string words together and pepper with obscenities. One I used yesterday was "masochistic fuck-nugget"