What is your favourite quote/analogy/quips from Yahtzee?

[TheAngryKoala]

My all time favourite has to be from the Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood review when he said

"I have a lot in common with the wild west; I wear an old fashioned hat, I once a ate a horse... and I never wash."

That made me laugh for the entire day

 

[MCrewdson001]

"Allow me to hold your head under the putrescent waters of knowledge"

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

"Women are all dykes"

It's a fairly recent one that i thought was hilarious. It doesn't really portray my own feelings, but i still thought it was funny.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

"It shoots shurikens and lightning, it could only be more awesome it had tits and was on fire"

 

[Tartarga]

"It's just damn good, damn good, damn damn, good good good... damn." From the Shadow of the Colossus review, not exactly right but still funny nonetheless.

 

[Mister K]

Something like:
"In Mass Effect 2 you can customize the colour of your armor and I chose pink, in loving memory of my fallen comrade, commander Doublecock."

"It's just damn good, damn good, damn damn, good good good... damn." From the Shadow of the Colossus review, not exactly right but still funny nonetheless.

Oh yes, and that too.

 

[TheAngryKoala]

And my other one:

"There, there baby. It doesn't matter you're a ten thumbed cripple who literally can't fight to save your life, now let's just tuck you into beddy bye's"

From Too Human Review.

 

[TheAngryKoala]

I loved the analogy of America being a fat teenage girl writing fics of having sex with the eastern European neighbour in Call of Duty Black Ops.

 

[SckizoBoy]

'THERE IS NO MIDDLE FINGER BIG ENOUGH!!'

... was the first one that came to mind, so I'll go with that.

 

[Ambient2100]

"Pants-on-head retarded!"

 

[similar.squirrel]

‎This is from one of the podcasts he did with a co-worker/employee called Gabe. It's also paraphrased, because I can't remember how he put it exactly.

"The Hebrew meaning of Benjamin is 'son of the right hand', which I always thought would be a good name for somebody conceived by means of a sperm-bank."

It left me in stitches for a good few minutes.

Another one that springs to mind is when he talks about immersion in terms of launching your cat through the ceiling with a jet of piss whilst playing Condemned. I think I laughed at that for about a quarter of an hour.

 

[Lordmurdalot]

"..... time events"

from splatter house

 

[instantbenz]

"Pants-on-head retarded!"

Yeah this one for sure. I have the shirt for goodness sake!

I love walking through the psych department on campus with it on too . Dirty looks GO!

 

[anthony87]

"I am a monster truck that walks like a man!"

Also his little rant at the end of the Halo Wars review.

EDIT: Can't go leaving out the line about spreading Branston pickle onto No More Heroes.

 

[Kargathia]

I loved the analogy of America being a fat teenage girl writing fics of having sex with the eastern European neighbour in Call of Duty Black Ops.

"... so that she learns to behave like a grownup. And comes like a howler monkey."

Yea, that one was so disturbing that it still makes me smile when I think about it.

 

[Yosato]

There's one he's made a couple of times about a 'Triple-cunted hooker', that always makes me laugh.

 

[nayrbarr]

"It's like a proto-human was putting the finishing touch on his wheel when a mammoth started tearing up the undergrowth behind him. Left with no choice, he jumped on the wheel down the valley to safety. Yes, life was tough in Thatcher's Britain, but do you know what would make life hard? When the wheel, the valley and the mammoth would subsequently explode.

 

[ThePilgrim101]

"Not that they'd know anything about work, the lazy ni-"

-- Ben "Yahtzee" Crowshaw, excerpt from the "50 Cent: Blood on the Sand" Review

 

[Wherethefuckiswally]

I LOVE "as popular as a triple cunted hooker", but calling Link FAGBALLS in one of the Zelda reviews had me laughing for ages! Yatzee rules!

 

[SweetNess_666]

O that's easy "as the zoo keeper said to the last male panda Fuck That" . Just love that saying hehe