what is your favourite quote from the escapist so far?

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Sleekgiant

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wootsniper said:
Sleekgiant said:
PayJ567 said:
Did you lurk for like a year before you made your account?
No but I had been visiting the site since 2007
holy fucking shit!

12000 posts in nearly 4 months!!
Heh look at [user]Scde2[/user] He's nearly up to 10k and he's been here since March 2010
 

DigitalSushi

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Liberaliter said:
Furburt said:
MaxTheReaper said:
I...what? How can anyone be this stupid? No, worse than that, how can multiple people be this stupid?

You know what? Fuck you. Seriously, you're not a person. I like how you think that your opinion matters, which just enforces my original point. That you are an idiot.
A somewhat paraphrased version. It's the post that got him banned, but it's very fun to shout at people in real life.

So that's my favourite quote so far.
That was quite something, why was he so angry?
He was always quick to anger, but when he first started and loved the site he would try to not get into a flame war with anyone, once the honeymoon period was gone and he disliked the content on this site he went in a blaze of glory.

SCAMola is another one, he was actually funnier than MaxTheReaper, but he grew to hate the site to the point that he just left of his own accord.

That sort of stuff always happens on forums, people join and hang out with fellow like minded newbies, once one or two get banned for becoming hateful little shits then there is a mass exodus of their clique.

SCAMola, if your seeing this, I miss you man.

You guys are stuck with me though, poor things.
 

Liberaliter

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ColdStorage said:
Liberaliter said:
Furburt said:
MaxTheReaper said:
I...what? How can anyone be this stupid? No, worse than that, how can multiple people be this stupid?

You know what? Fuck you. Seriously, you're not a person. I like how you think that your opinion matters, which just enforces my original point. That you are an idiot.
A somewhat paraphrased version. It's the post that got him banned, but it's very fun to shout at people in real life.

So that's my favourite quote so far.
That was quite something, why was he so angry?
He was always quick to anger, but when he first started and loved the site he would try to not get into a flame war with anyone, once the honeymoon period was gone and he disliked the content on this site he went in a blaze of glory.

SCAMola is another one, he was actually funnier than MaxTheReaper, but he grew to hate the site to the point that he just left of his own accord.

That sort of stuff always happens on forums, people join and hang out with fellow like minded newbies, once one or two get banned for becoming hateful little shits then there is a mass exodus of their clique.

SCAMola, if your seeing this, I miss you man.

You guys are stuck with me though, poor things.
I guess people who spend the most time on here (I.E Max and his 16k post count) end up hating the site the most, how ironic.
 

Ironic Pirate

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I'd put one of mine, but that would be horribly immodest.

Someone had a great quote about Halo, but I can't remember who...
 

DigitalSushi

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Liberaliter said:
I guess people who spend the most time on here (I.E Max and his 16k post count) end up hating the site the most, how ironic.
Pretty much, SCAMola also had a huge post count for the time he was here.

Its the same on every forum though, or fad, I know of people who started hating on the love they get on Twitter for fuck sake.
 

Neonbob

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Liberaliter said:
I guess people who spend the most time on here (I.E Max and his 16k post count) end up hating the site the most, how ironic.
...I still love this place...
*little sniffle*
XD
I was quite proud of something I said a while ago...I don't remember where it was, but it was something along the lines of
Well, that sucks more than an orally-fixated hooker with a hoover implant.
For other great quotable moments, I suggest looking through WanderFreak's posts. He is a source of hilarity for me.
 

Insanum

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"Stay out of the basement"

Said by myself, And many other basement-keepers.
 

ItsAChiaotzu

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Furburt said:
MaxTheReaper said:
I...what? How can anyone be this stupid? No, worse than that, how can multiple people be this stupid?

You know what? Fuck you. Seriously, you're not a person. I like how you think that your opinion matters, which just enforces my original point. That you are an idiot.
A somewhat paraphrased version. It's the post that got him banned, but it's very fun to shout at people in real life.

So that's my favourite quote so far.
Man, I miss Max, he was cool

Anyway, probably one of the ending lines in a Yahtzee video if only because I can't remember any decent forum quotes.
 

Konijn

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"It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire" -yahtzee (of course)
That one really stuck, still hoping I'll get to use it one day :p
 

PurpleSky

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Yahtzee's recent

"He's searching for answers,and he's letting his gun do the talking,and his gun knows only one VERY loud word!"
 

madman485

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read this the other day.
"To be a real man you have to suplex a moving train and win. that's what makes a real man."

couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes
 

Armored Prayer

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Various quotes from Trolls.

Not the offensive ones but the ones where the Troll says stupid things. Sometimes its so random and stupid its funny.
 

WINDOWCLEAN2

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"Xboxs, even with their problems will always be loved. Kinda like A Ford Mustang....or Cameron Diaz" - WINDOWCLEAN 2
 

Kiithid

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"Life is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics." - Yahtzee

He nailed down the meaning of life!