what is your gun and what does it shoot

[Hamish Durie]

mine would be a blanket that
shoots 'splodin pillows
reloads by putting the blanket over your head while screaming WOOO IMMA GHOST until you run into a wall
and is fired by hugging

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

i am not a gun. im a grenade that flys

 

[MercurySteam]

I can safely say that I win this round:

It has flaming tits for God's sake!

 

[lonewolf123]

mine would be a blanket that
shoots 'splodin pillows
reloads by putting the blanket over your head while screaming WOOO IMMA GHOST until you run into a wall
and is fired by hugging

little kid: NO! I dont wanna nap! Teacher: Well, you need one. Hamish Durie: Did someone say they dont want a nap? little kid: NO! I DONT WANNA NAP! Hamish durie: THEN FACE THE WRATH OF MY FLYING PILLOWS! *BOOMM BOOM* *AAAAAH* *SQUISH* little kid: AHHHH! *looks in mirror in bathroom* Oh, wait I iz a Ghost! HOOOOOOHHOOOOOOO! *steps on all the other little kids, and wakes them up, and little kids start screaming* Teacher: hey, how about thi- wait, where did hamish go?

 

[lonewolf123]

My gun is a magical trumpet, that shoots rainbows and skittles, and forces the victim to do the dougie singing Peanut butter jelly time! and the person who shot the gun has cravings for etch and sketch boards. Both say one thing for the rest of the day," NOM NOM NOM!"

 

[SckizoBoy]

I think we had a similar thread before... oh well, it amuses me nonetheless, so I'll give the same answer:

Some time during the Napoleonic Wars, a British MP (whose name I can't for the life of me remember) said that the Royal Army is a projectile to be fired by the Royal Navy. Therefore, the gun would be a naval artillery piece that shoots Marines.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Why make up a weapon when perfection is already here? In Barrett We Trust.

 

[genericusername64]

what's my prize?

 

[Thaluikhain]

My gun shoots people who are morally reprehensible (by which I mean fail to recognise my inherent superiority) and/or randoms for being part of a society that does the same.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

My gun shoots homicidal maniacs built like brick shithouses who stab you to death.

 

[enzilewulf]

My gun shoots suns. Wheres your god now?

 

[MrJKapowey]

My gun is the L85A2 rifle, it shoots 5.56x45 NATO rounds from a rear placed STANAG magazine.

Come at me bro!

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

My gun shoots suns. Wheres your god now?

just dont roll a 1....

 

[WarZombieMK2]

Well, my weapon of choice is the G36, fires 5.56 NATO, has a 3x magnification scope AND a red-dot and is compatible with a 100 round beta C magazine!

(You dont even need to make up awesome guns anymore)

 

[Lukeje]

My gun is in my pants and it shoots

I don't own a gun. Not even an imaginary one.

 

[Lieju]

Ever since I was a small kid, I have wanted a Colt peacekeeper that shoots octopuses.

I even have a rather nice prop gun like that but unfortunately no octopi.

 

[gewata]

This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLDKnWi2hNA video.
I'll just project that from a nearby satellite. CONSTANTLY.

Seriously though, AK47. Best. Gun. EVARRRR.

 

[mb16]

im sorry, what was that? i couldnt hear your rifle over the sound of my chainsaw ripping you a new hole

(also to those with 5.56 NATO, a 7.62mm or 6.8mm would be a better choice)

 

[Biosophilogical]

My gun shoots suns. Wheres your god now?

Burning amidst a sea of suns I'd presume.

OT: My gun is a cunningly disguised as an army of puppies. It shoots spaghetti sauce, causing an army of untrained (and invincible, did I mention invincible? No? Well I am now) puppies, with fresh teeth that haven't been smoothed over by long use, to descend upon my delicious enemy with unparalleled gusto.

That's right, my gun is an army of puppies that shoot spaghetti sauce, then eat whoever gets hit by said sauce. Did I mention the dogs are enchanted to be able to bite/eat anything that is covered in spaghetti sauce? No? Well I am now!

 

[XDravond]

Why make up a weapon when perfection is already here? In Barrett We Trust.

I trust it as long as you don't carry it around loaded...(wimpy safety makes big gun thingy go bang...)

My gun shoots suns. Wheres your god now?

Hmm 'suns you say,.. Mine shoots black holes carried by angry mother in laws in expensive (and unusable) crystal bowls, with tracing rainbows...