What is your (insert number here) step plan for World Domination.

[a ginger491]

Everyone secretly has one, what is yours?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Step 1: Charm you all
Step 2: Charm you all some more
Step 3: Post pictures of cute animals
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Oh, what's that? How did I manage to get a huge Doom Fortress on the moon? Let me answer that with a blast from my Moon Cannon, It's a cannon that shoots moons.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

1.) Gain control of every speaker system in the world.
2.) Blare "Domination" by Pantera on each and every one of them.

BAM! World Domination.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Ah, but if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret world domination plan, would it? You'll know it when it happens.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Ah, but if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret world domination plan, would it? You'll know it when it happens.

It involves starfish doesn't it...

I'm on to you, better not interfere with my Moon Cannon.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Ah, but if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret world domination plan, would it? You'll know it when it happens.

It involves starfish doesn't it...

I'm on to you, better not interfere with my Moon Cannon.

Perhaps *twirls moustache*

I won't interfere with your plans if you won't.

[sub] First, the ocean, then the world! [/sub]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Ah, but if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret world domination plan, would it? You'll know it when it happens.

It involves starfish doesn't it...

I'm on to you, better not interfere with my Moon Cannon.

Perhaps *twirls moustache*

I won't interfere with your plans if you won't.

[sub] First, the ocean, then the world! [/sub]

The ocean? You're not going to be the Aquaman of evil villains are you?

Laaaaaaaaaaaaame.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Ah, but if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret world domination plan, would it? You'll know it when it happens.

It involves starfish doesn't it...

I'm on to you, better not interfere with my Moon Cannon.

Perhaps *twirls moustache*

I won't interfere with your plans if you won't.

[sub] First, the ocean, then the world! [/sub]

The ocean? You're not going to be the Aquaman of evil villains are you?

Laaaaaaaaaaaaame.

You doubt the regeneration power of the Starfish and the immortal jellyfish [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_nutricula#Biological_immortality]?

It will end up with your demise.

But yes, Aquaman does suck.

 

[AceDefective]

It's a very complicated plan. You might not even be able to understand it.

Spoiler

Step 1: Dominate the World

 

[Vegosiux]

Easy!

1) Invent a weather controlling device.
2) Sell it for trillions to the highest bidder.
3) Buy the world!

And presto!

 

[Imthatguy]

Step 1: Establish high energy physics lab
Step 2: Build largest collider ever
Step 3: Collapse the false vacuum

Who needs world domination when you can destroy the universe itself?

 

[Vegosiux]

Who needs world domination when you can destroy the universe itself?

Why'd I wanna do that? That's where I keep all my stuff!

 

[Dr. Cakey]

Step 1: Look like this

Step 2: Play this music:

Yep, I think that about covers it.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I won't spoil anything, but I'll give you a hint: It involves bacon.

Lots and lots of bacon.

That news report about the bacon shortage? All me.

 

[Dangit2019]

Step 1: Charm you all
Step 2: Charm you all some more
Step 3: Post pictures of cute animals
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Oh, what's that? How did I manage to get a huge Doom Fortress on the moon? Let me answer that with a blast from my Moon Cannon, It's a cannon that shoots moons.

Daystar's actual plans:

1. Derail
2. Derail some more
3. Celebrate with Fillion gifs
3. Watch OPs cry

 

[Berithil]

Step 1: build freeze ray
Step 2: get into the Evil League of Evil
Step 3: ????
Step 4: PROFIT!!!




[sub] [sub] [sub]I've got Doctor Horrible on my mind. Sue me [/sub] [/sub] [/sub]

 

[Souplex]

I have a very simple, foolproof plan. I don't know why nobody has done it yet.
Step 1: Dominate the world.
Step 2: There is no step 2, because you've just won.
See? Simple.

 

[newfoundsky]

My plan?

Fill in all the "????" spaces in everyone elses plan, at a price. With these funds I shall build a statue of my own likeness, capable of withstanding alpha, beta, and gamma radiation. The day is coming and coming soon. . .

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

1: Build a large financial empire with fingers in many pies.
2: Kill the top 1% of the richest people in the world. (apart from me)
3: Usher in the new age of peace.
4: Achieve Singularity/Immortality.
5: Maintain.