What is your (insert number here) step plan for World Domination.

[Amethyst Wind]

Step 1. acquire weapons of mass seduction
Step 2. ?????
Step 3. PROFIT!

I happen to have some weapons of mass seduction

Spoiler: right here

This fish will lay 100 eggs and each of those eggs will become a Magikarp that lays 100 eggs. Each Magikarp can be sold for $5000 dollars a piece. If you buy this fish from me for $5000 you will be a millionaire from this Magikarp.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

The plan is simple:
1: Coerce everybody into following me
2: World domination

or alternatively:
1: Make everyone watch a video of a fat person run in slow-mo
2: When they are hypnotised by said video, fill their heads with propaganda on how awesome I am (not that they need propaganda on how awesome I am, everyone already knows I'm awesome)
3: ????
4: World domination!

 

[DoPo]

Since I've covered some of my steps, also, I don't want anybody to try and be a hero and get in my way, I'll just post the final steps of the plan. By this point no one would be able to stop it

Spoiler

14. Release the squirrels
15. Rule the universe.

Yeah, it's not exactly "the world" but it includes it.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Step 1. acquire weapons of mass seduction
Step 2. ?????
Step 3. PROFIT!

I happen to have some weapons of mass seduction

Spoiler: right here

This fish will lay 100 eggs and each of those eggs will become a Magikarp that lays 100 eggs. Each Magikarp can be sold for $5000 dollars a piece. If you buy this fish from me for $5000 you will be a millionaire from this Magikarp.

While I would indeed like to have hot steamy sex with that fish, I'm afraid it isn't nearly seductive enough.

Spoiler: Oh?

 

[madster11]

Stage 1
Take over Australia, tell New Zealand they're becoming our 3rd territory and to deal with it, here have delicious Australian prices for all of your stuff. No more $140 video games.
Increase military spending by a large amount, build forces, buy a bunch of new shit from the US
Wait 5 years, buy as many old SR-71s from the US for 'Research' as possible
Adapt SR-71s to carry a MOAB each and see what (if anything) needs to be modified for sustained mach 3.5 flight
Proceed to take Indonesia, Singapore and Malaysia (likely without fighting too much)
Wait a few months, calm tensions claiming humanitarian reasons, improve condition of life and economy of said countries enough to be realistic
Proceed to take the Philippines and give Vietnam Cambodia in exchange for becoming an ally
India and China would both likely be looking pretty hard at us by this point, so proceed to offer the peaceful solution of splitting up Myanmar/Bangladesh/Laos between us while Aus takes Thailand

Stage 2:
Start subtly stiring the embers of a revolution in China, cause the armed forces to be divided
Obtain enough evidence for the rest of the world of abuse to the peaceful chinese citizens by the government
Proceed to assist rebels openly with powered suit soldiers called spartans, keeping the name alive, send in the SR-71s to take out high value targets and egress before a decent response is formed, do this enough to wear down the Chinese military strength.
Specifically target any facilities housing nuclear weapons to disarm the chinese government of them
Call up the US and be like 'you up for a decent fight for once?', wait for the 'FUCK YEAH's to die down then get them all up in there
Tell India that we'll be bros but you gotta cut back on your pollution, here we have some job openings in Yunnan

Stage 3
Start Australian space program, start good relations with NASA by providing them with things they'd never have the funding for
China now (hopefully) run by new government who's totally cool with the Australian Combined Empire (ACE is just better as an acronym)
Start trading, exploit for own needs, obtain tons of money, send oil and cheese to the US
Peace for next 5 years
Establish permanent base on the moon and mars.
Start mining asteroids
Let things be peaceful for a while
Start attempts to terraform mars slightly, establish more bases
Possibly another 5 years of peace, sell Thailand to China/India
Use money to establish permanent colony on mars, aim for 1k-2k people
Establish Space Command
Give moon base several 100mt nukes, hold the world hostage while i'm not on the planet
Listen to them tell me i'd never be that insane
Ask if they've noticed the withdrawl of as many people as possible from Thailand/Vietnam/Malaysia
Proceed to send 3x 100mt nukes and destroy India entirely
Start referring to myself as God King, demand a statue in the capital city of every country on the planet within a week or i destroy it
Proceed to set up secondary colony on mars and release information from the various probes sent to other earth-like planets and pictures of the first mars colony which looks incredible, then show the launch of the Songlark, a ship capable of ferrying 5000 people for up to 30 years at near light speeds.
Now no longer need earth
King of Earth
Establish UNSC, offer $100bil reward for discovery of useful FTL
Die

Year 2525
UEG Agriculture World: Harvest...

 

[Schtoobs]

Well first I'm going to buy a 3 stainless steel serving spoons, 127 antihistamines, 4Kg of rock sal.... hold on a goddamned minute! Oh I see, get us to tell you our plans just so you can stop us and steal all the good ideas, taking the world for yourself.

You almost had me there... but I'm on to you. Your plan has already failed! MWHAAAHAHahahahehoo

 

[banthro]

My plan has been in motion since the 70's... First I created a technology which allowed everyone in the world to communicate at a Global scale... Then I allowed for the ability to upload thousands of hilarious videos of kittens. Unbeknownst to you all, those kittens embedded a mind control signal into your minds. My plan has already come to far to fail now.

ALL HAIL THE KITTEN EMPEROR!!

 

[The Name's Bond]

I already control the world so it's a moot point, i've controlled you since the 70's using my greatest weapons, the internet, computers, mobile phones and bacon.

 

[Infernai]

1. Invent device capable of ripping holes in the middle of time and space

2. Threaten every world leader with retaliation after sending all their nukes into the surface of Europa two seconds in the future.

3. State my location and wait for every army in the world to mobilize in one location.

4. Play this song as i open up various rips into ALL the various battles of history and let EVERY. SINGLE. ARMY. IN. HISTORY Bare down on them turning the whole affair into a giant clusterfuck battle of epic proportions (Hannibals armies, Atilla the Huns hordes, The Anzacs, Alexander the great, the 300....EVERY single battle and every single army in history all fighting one another. In the end, i am pretty sure i shall win this in the most glorious way possible):


5. Use my device to transplant my main armies into the world capitals just seconds after this happens and perform a hostile Take-over due to the minimal amount of force remaining to stop us..if there is resistance, use device to transport enemy forces to moon.0

6. Everyone surrenders and i become: Infernai, First God-Emperor of Mankind

or more logically

7. Time paradox to end all time Paradoxes occurs and the entirety of history is rewritten erasing either myself and likely everybody else in the world and likely screwing up the whole of reality...thus making me the greatest troll of all reality and also a win in my eyes.

 

[Riddle78]

1) Begin a corporate empire,where I'll slowly but surely become the sole supplier of everything to the world militaries,as well as having innumerable circulating products for civilians.

2b) Include in all military products a discreet method of remotely disabling them. Permanently.

1c) Secretly assemble an army.

1d) Begin construction of a mobile airborne base of operations in secret. Dub it the "Red Maple"

Steps 1a-1d are all initiated at roughly the same time. Obviously,conclusion times may varry. Especially the Red Maple.

2a) When the time is right,begin the assault,with the goal of ending the major acts of the conflict within seven hours from intiial deployment. This will be accomplished by simultaneously assaulting every major city and settlement with a garrison with troops,drawn from the eployees of my worldwide,near monopoly of an business empire. The resulting attack should cripple worldwide militaries and paralyze any form of retaliation.

2b) Launch the Red Maple,and use it as a Command & Control platform while using it as a rearming station for deployed aircraft in the theatre surrounding the Ontario-United States border.

Steps 2a and 2b are deployed simultaneously.

3a) Disarm all nations of the world.

3b) Establish a "Don't Make Me Come Over There" oversight policy,where startigng a fight and in one way or another coming into possession of a WMD being the best ways to get my attention.

3bI) If I go over there,do so with overwhelming force and crush the offending party/parties as quickly as possible without causing too much collateral damage. It'll inevitably happen,though.

3c) Sponsor all infastructure,scientific,education,and healthcare projects.

 

[RyQ_TMC]

My plan for world domination? Why, I don't even have one! That's my... grocery list. You better look at those echidnas. Waiting. Biding their time.

Focus on the echidnas, I say.

Focus on them.

FOCUS.

 

[bettsyboy]

1: start a business and, by using cunning, devious tactics, become the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company, and become the number 1 company for telecommunications.

2: begin mass-recruitment from war-torn 3rd world countries, and have many of them brainwashed to be mindless soldiers, also neutering them so those pesky hormones don't effect their loyalty by making them feel bad about shooting at women alongside men.

3: under the guise of them being "telecommunication" satellites, launch a multitude of satelites into orbit (hundreds) and have each armed with a payload of several hundred small and powerful nuclear rockets with the satelite to guide their trajectory back into the earth's atmosphere and hit their targets.

4: begin R&D into the most advanced military technology and instead of scrapping the revolutionary concepts, push them into service into nations who are willing to do what they must to survive, and who have had enough of being pushed around (eg: Israel) thus gaining their loyalty.

5: through economic manipulation and framing my enemies for the murders of many of my other enemies, and sending certain areas into complete chaos, i will have my satelites go into "attack phase" and begin obliterating major cities across the globe... with my 2nd in command at the forefront.

6: pose falsely as a "betrayed man" and join and come to lead the "resistance"

7: kill the figurehead and declare victory.

8: establish global order under one flag... mine.

9: begin ruling the world.

 

[Saucycarpdog]

Spoiler

F is for fire that burns down the whole town

U is for uranium

N is for no survivors

It's a very complex and detailed plan.

 

[LongAndShort]

Well, I won't bore you with the details but my plan will involve twelve bananas, an African elephant, the Russian Mafia, eight kilos of cocaine, the Israeli army, a football field in New Zealand (any code will do) and a man named Charlie (he has to be named Charlie) who looks exactly like Sam Neil.
I'm sure you've already figured out my plans, since this list makes it so blatantly obvious.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I'm the Great Mouse Detective, my job is making sure that none of you ever succeed.

And I'm watching you Daystar. Not a corner of London is safe while Clarion is at large. There's no evil scheme he wouldn't concoct. No depravity he wouldn't commit. Who knows what dastardly scheme that villian may be plotting even as we speak...

 

[snekadid]

I'm just going to say that it involves bees, lots of bees, on fire.

captcha: van surfing, no captcha that's a totally different plan, this is what happens when you stop coming to meetings.

 

[Saltyk]

I already dominate the world. I don't need a plan. Yes, dance my puppets. Dance for your master.

[insert evil laugh]

I won't spoil anything, but I'll give you a hint: It involves bacon.

Lots and lots of bacon.

That news report about the bacon shortage? All me.

A plot to conquer the world using bacon? Well, that's just guaranteed to work. Never underestimate the power and glory of bacon! It will be your demise.

I only hope that you have taken that power into account. It could destroy you and the world that you plan to conquer. And I can't allow the later.